Containment Random Chris Updates

The Captain said:
You're not late it just hasn't been brought up because of the cat drama.

The day before Patches died the engine in the Focus crapped out. Something in the range of 4k to fix so he's sending it to auction hoping his fame will bring about more money than what it's worth (scrap) to pay off the rest is the loan.

He had a really bad week.

Anyway, they're down to just the van now.
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Who the fuck would actually pay money for a car Chris shat in.
 
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So wait,
Let me get this straight
He's sold 300+ Medalians, which more than likely costed $10 or more
And that Totum for almost 1.5k
And other stuff for hundreds
Yet he STILL begs for money?
For fuck sakes

I work my ass off at my job yet this fat slob is sitting at their computer E-begging.
 
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Vicsaur said:
So wait,
Let me get this straight
He's sold 300+ Medalians, which more than likely costed $10 or more
And that Totum for almost 1.5k
And other stuff for hundreds
Yet he STILL begs for money?
For fuck sakes
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He sold the medallions for like 25 to 50 bucks a piece. People bought them as fast as he could make them. But he was too lazy to keep up the effort and wanted to focus more on his amiibo line.
 
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The Captain said:
Something in the range of 4k to fix so he's sending it to auction hoping his fame will bring about more money than what it's worth (scrap) to pay off the rest is the loan.
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The rest of the car loan. How can he be doing that if the car does not belong to him.....isn't that like considered fraud?
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
The rest of the car loan. How can he be doing that if the car does not belong to him.....isn't that like considered fraud?
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Not really.. He's still responsible for paying the loan.

I believe he spoke to the creditor and they recommended the auction.
 
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TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
C'mon, with all the worthless shit Chris has sold, do you really have to ask that question?
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This is a little bit different. With the medallions or that creepy fucking totem you foolishly hand Chris money and he mails you some abortion of an art piece to sit on your mantle while you contemplate killing yourself out of shame. This is an actual car which doesn't even fucking work. The amount of effort a person would need to put in to obtain that thing is far past the point of even making a joke.
 
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The Captain said:
Not really.. He's still responsible for paying the loan.

I believe he spoke to the creditor and they recommended the auction.
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So, I guess the paypigs aren't coming through like they used to.
Does Chris have any plans to secure transportation, or does he just figure it's cheaper to shit up Barb's crap-mobile instead?
The van is on its last legs as well, so it will be interesting to watch Barb force Chris into some predatory loan to secure a new vehicle.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
This is a little bit different. With the medallions or that creepy fucking totem you foolishly hand Chris money and he mails you some abortion of an art piece to sit on your mantle while you contemplate killing yourself out of shame. This is an actual car which doesn't even fucking work. The amount of effort a person would need to put in to obtain that thing is far past the point of even making a joke.
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I'll agree with you that point. It will most likely end up in the scrapyard, but I am not ruling out the possibility of some dumby buying it. People have been known to throw large amounts of money at Chris for free so it's not out of the realm of possibility.
 
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TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
He sold the medallions for like 25 to 50 bucks a piece. People bought them as fast as he could make them. But he was too lazy to keep up the effort and wanted to focus more on his amiibo line.
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If they were 25 dollars each and from what I heard, if he sold 300
THATS 7.5 THOUSAND DOLLARS
WHAT THE FUCK
 
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TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
I'll agree with you that point. It will most likely end up in the scrapyard, but I am not ruling out the possibility of some dumby buying it. People have been known to throw large amounts of money at Chris for free so it's not out of the realm of possibility.
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It's like, I'm not new enough to this shit to genuinely think people wouldn't buy Focuschu as some kind of dumbass ironic joke. It's just hard to keep my incredulity contained at the thought of someone buying a fucking scrapped car just because its previous owner drinks his own jizz.
 
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