Containment Random Chris Updates

[Replicant Sasquatch]

You're not late it just hasn't been brought up because of the cat drama.

The day before Patches died the engine in the Focus crapped out. Something in the range of 4k to fix so he's sending it to auction hoping his fame will bring about more money than what it's worth (scrap) to pay off the rest is the loan.

He had a really bad week.

Anyway, they're down to just the van now.

Who the fuck would actually pay money for a car Chris shat in.

 

[Vicsaur]

So wait,
Let me get this straight
He's sold 300+ Medalians, which more than likely costed $10 or more
And that Totum for almost 1.5k
And other stuff for hundreds
Yet he STILL begs for money?
For fuck sakes

I work my ass off at my job yet this fat slob is sitting at their computer E-begging.

 

[Rupin]

Who the fuck would actually pay money for a car Chris shat in.

C'mon, with all the worthless shit Chris has sold, do you really have to ask that question?

 

[Rupin]

So wait,
Let me get this straight
He's sold 300+ Medalians, which more than likely costed $10 or more
And that Totum for almost 1.5k
And other stuff for hundreds
Yet he STILL begs for money?
For fuck sakes

He sold the medallions for like 25 to 50 bucks a piece. People bought them as fast as he could make them. But he was too lazy to keep up the effort and wanted to focus more on his amiibo line.

 

[James Howlett]

Who the fuck would actually pay money for a car Chris shat in.

I dunno, does it have a certificate of authenticity? (The shit I mean)

 

[The Captain]

He was making over $20 per medallion. He gave up making them because it's easier not to work.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

He was making over $20 per medallion. He gave up making them because it's easier not to work.

My favorite money-making scheme of his was those dipshit custom Amiibos where he was making like two dollars profit on each one.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Something in the range of 4k to fix so he's sending it to auction hoping his fame will bring about more money than what it's worth (scrap) to pay off the rest is the loan.

The rest of the car loan. How can he be doing that if the car does not belong to him.....isn't that like considered fraud?

 

[The Captain]

The rest of the car loan. How can he be doing that if the car does not belong to him.....isn't that like considered fraud?

Not really.. He's still responsible for paying the loan.

I believe he spoke to the creditor and they recommended the auction.

 

[Rupin]

Not really.. He's still responsible for paying the loan.

I believe he spoke to the creditor and they recommended the auction.

Is the van his free and clear or is he in debt for that too?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

C'mon, with all the worthless shit Chris has sold, do you really have to ask that question?

This is a little bit different. With the medallions or that creepy fucking totem you foolishly hand Chris money and he mails you some abortion of an art piece to sit on your mantle while you contemplate killing yourself out of shame. This is an actual car which doesn't even fucking work. The amount of effort a person would need to put in to obtain that thing is far past the point of even making a joke.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Not really.. He's still responsible for paying the loan.

I believe he spoke to the creditor and they recommended the auction.

So, I guess the paypigs aren't coming through like they used to.
Does Chris have any plans to secure transportation, or does he just figure it's cheaper to shit up Barb's crap-mobile instead?
The van is on its last legs as well, so it will be interesting to watch Barb force Chris into some predatory loan to secure a new vehicle.

 

[The Captain]

Is the van his free and clear or is he in debt for that too?

Unknown but it's been having issues lately. It had to be towed home after Bronycon.

 

[Rupin]

This is a little bit different. With the medallions or that creepy fucking totem you foolishly hand Chris money and he mails you some abortion of an art piece to sit on your mantle while you contemplate killing yourself out of shame. This is an actual car which doesn't even fucking work. The amount of effort a person would need to put in to obtain that thing is far past the point of even making a joke.

I'll agree with you that point. It will most likely end up in the scrapyard, but I am not ruling out the possibility of some dumby buying it. People have been known to throw large amounts of money at Chris for free so it's not out of the realm of possibility.

 

[Vicsaur]

He sold the medallions for like 25 to 50 bucks a piece. People bought them as fast as he could make them. But he was too lazy to keep up the effort and wanted to focus more on his amiibo line.

If they were 25 dollars each and from what I heard, if he sold 300
THATS 7.5 THOUSAND DOLLARS
WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Rupin]

If they were 25 dollars each and from what I heard, if he sold 300
THATS 7.5 THOUSAND DOLLARS
WHAT THE FUCK

Those lego and vidya aint gonna buy themselves, bruh.

 

[The Captain]

If they were 25 dollars each and from what I heard, if he sold 300
THATS 7.5 THOUSAND DOLLARS
WHAT THE FUCK

And he wasn't even fulfilling/accepting new orders in the end. He essentially closed up shop with more paying customers waiting in line outside.

 

[thismanlies]

Those lego and vidya aint gonna buy themselves, bruh.

To be fair, I imagine his mother managed to sink her old bony claws into a good portion of that money. But I have no doubt that the portion Chris was allowed to keep did indeed go towards his toys.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I'll agree with you that point. It will most likely end up in the scrapyard, but I am not ruling out the possibility of some dumby buying it. People have been known to throw large amounts of money at Chris for free so it's not out of the realm of possibility.

It's like, I'm not new enough to this shit to genuinely think people wouldn't buy Focuschu as some kind of dumbass ironic joke. It's just hard to keep my incredulity contained at the thought of someone buying a fucking scrapped car just because its previous owner drinks his own jizz.

 

[Nigonidas]

And he wasn't even fulfilling/accepting new orders in the end. He essentially closed up shop with more paying customers waiting in line outside.

I know. My ex was one of those paying customers.