Containment Random Chris Updates

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Ok, how's this: An explanation for the dimension merge sperging is that Chris got into stupid shit like The Secret and learned that if he believes in something hard enough, it will happen. This is just his autistic application of it.

Edit to add: Like, he's always loved magical thinking. Remember the lego figure voodoo shit? The Secret would be right up his ally.
 
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Sonichump said:
Ok, how's this: An explanation for the dimension merge sperging is that Chris got into stupid shit like The Secret and learned that if he believes in something hard enough, it will happen. This is just his autistic application of it.
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No, it's literally all because Idea Fag retconned Chris's worldview and Chris is too autistic to change it back unless someone extorts him again.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
What the fuck does he think "Emanuel" is the female name of God for?

The name means "God is with us."

And Emanuel, in itself, is still used as a proper name just like Jesus is today.
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To be fair, he's used "Emanuelle" in the past, so he got the gender right then. My only guess is that Emmanuel is used to refer to Jesus, is now a gendered name, and there aren't really any other gendered names that refer to God or Jesus. He could have used "the Mother" or "Queen of Queens," but that wouldn't be as autistic as being on first name basis with God.
 
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fiu0cm said:
To be fair, he's used "Emanuelle" in the past, so he got the gender right then. My only guess is that Emmanuel is used to refer to Jesus, is now a gendered name, and there aren't really any other gendered names that refer to God or Jesus. He could have used "the Mother" or "Queen of Queens," but that wouldn't be as autistic as being on first name basis with God.
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You are seriously overthinking this... he's just a fat uneducated moron who doesn't know about anything except scribbling Sonichu or playing with video games and toys.
 
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JULAY said:
You are seriously overthinking this... he's just a fat uneducated moron who doesn't know about anything except scribbling Sonichu or playing with video games and toys.
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There's usually some kind of autistic logic to what Chris does. Either someone told Chris that "Emanuelle" is God's name, or he was actively searching for gendered names for God and decided on feminine Emmanuel. I don't think it came out of nowhere like a divine revelation.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
What the fuck does he think "Emanuel" is the female name of God for?

The name means "God is with us."

And Emanuel, in itself, is still used as a proper name just like Jesus is today.
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I mean, if Chris wa better educated... or really had ever read a book other than ghost busters novels I would guess he based it on אל, an old hebrew word for God.
Still, that would leave 'E man' so it is not very feminine anyway.
 
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fiu0cm said:
There's usually some kind of autistic logic to what Chris does. Either someone told Chris that "Emanuelle" is God's name, or he was actively searching for gendered names for God and decided on feminine Emmanuel. I don't think it came out of nowhere like a divine revelation.
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Nah, Chris most likely learned that Emmanuel was one of the terms for God at church. He's been using it for a long time, five years at least. See here:

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2013_Facebook_Posts#God_Trolls_Chris_Yet_Again

"God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screamingup at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!"
 
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JULAY said:
You are seriously overthinking this... he's just a fat uneducated moron who doesn't know about anything except scribbling Sonichu or playing with video games and toys.
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To be fair to him, he's also an expert in what we should do if we "have our accidents" in public. That's why he needed to tell the Internet about it, right?
 
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