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Mr. 0 said:
When it eventually kicks in that it probably won't, will Chris fall into a deep depression? Or have a meltdown/emotional breakdown of sorts? Or just be pissed and bitch at everyone in proximity?
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Hell probably just push harder for a surgeon to to turn his innie into an outtie because he think it will solve his problems.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Hell probably just push harder for a surgeon to to turn his innie into an outlet because he think it will solve his problems.
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The money of course going to the essentials like lego and vidya as he tries to tell his life's story to the doctor's office for a free pity procedure. Then he'll just do it himself and we'll all flip out again and assume he'll die of gangrene for real this time folks AUGH YEAH
 
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Mr. 0 said:
When it eventually kicks in that it probably won't, will Chris fall into a deep depression? Or have a meltdown/emotional breakdown of sorts? Or just be pissed and bitch at everyone in proximity?
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He'll probably start hypothesisizing all the reasons it didn't happen in a way only Chris could think up. This was 100% supposed to happen, so something stopped him from getting what he wanted, such as troll interference in some way or another. At that point, he'll be desperately looking for an answer, so hopefully anyone in contact with him who has his best interests at heart will make up something to try and put him at ease before another idea guy comes along and tries to trick him into driving his car through a Wal-Mart to force open a portal or some other stupid bullshit.
 
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Picklechu said:
Eh. I think he'd be willing to introduce a troll into his harem, but I'm not certain that he'd completely abandon his imaginary heartsweets. A "real" girl demanding Chris choose between them or her could be pretty funny, but I don't think someone would be able to actually engineer that. Like, I don't think someone who wasn't okay with imaginary Pokemon polyamory could get through, and even then, they'd honestly have to be a bit of a lolcow themselves to try.
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Unless someone is willing to have sex with him it won't work.
 
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Mr. 0 said:
When it eventually kicks in that it probably won't, will Chris fall into a deep depression? Or have a meltdown/emotional breakdown of sorts? Or just be pissed and bitch at everyone in proximity?
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Really hard to say. Flip a coin?

He might try to stretch it out at first, by saying it's about to complete, plz send money to get them over the finish line into cwcville. When he's a month into 2019 and the bills are piling up he might start to break down.

(Although, if Barb's still coherent, she might be handling some of the more essential bills, so it might not hit *quite* as hard. Maybe we'll see some court judgements on his debt?)
 
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What's kinda frightening, is that if Chris was more socially able, driven and charismatic, but just as :autism: he'd have probably been able to convince another twenty internet autists that this Dimensional merge stuff is legit and we'd be hearing about a bunch of people found dead at his house drinking Koolaid.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris gives relationship advice to another autist. Btw, that Mettham guy was off-topic - Ingrid was talking about being a recovering alcoholic.

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Becoming friends with somebody them hoping they'll date you is terrible advice unless you like being
TrippinKahlua said:
Someone get the voice of Celestia to say that and lets see what his reaction would be.
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The same reaction, Chris doesn't consider any VA, animator or producer a higher authority on MLPs future than he and his "allies" are. I don't think there's anybody that can talk him down from this now.
 
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Mason Verger said:
The same reaction, Chris doesn't consider any VA, animator or producer a higher authority on MLPs future than he and his "allies" are. I don't think there's anybody that can talk him down from this now.
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But what if it was a video recording of Celestia, in-voice, saying it?
 
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Marvin said:
This is a good point. I don't believe you love Christine until you've demonstrated it by traveling to her.

Chris risked his safety and his livelihood to go rescue Julie in Ohio. That sets the standard for true love. I don't think you really love Christine until you do that.
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If I had a car and the funds, I would have driven it a couple of months ago. Daddy won't drive that far, it's too much for him. I will be researching the price of the trip soon to get some idea what it would cost using Grey Hound, but I plan it with no less than $3,000 and 5 days at location.
 
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Jacob Sockness said:
If I had a car and the funds, I would have driven it a couple of months ago. Daddy won't drive that far, it's too much for him. I will be researching the price of the trip soon to get some idea what it would cost using Grey Hound, but I plan it with no less than $3,000 and 5 days at location.
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Try contacting Chris, if you haven't already.
 
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Jacob Sockness said:
If I had a car and the funds, I would have driven it a couple of months ago. Daddy won't drive that far, it's too much for him. I will be researching the price of the trip soon to get some idea what it would cost using Grey Hound, but I plan it with no less than $3,000 and 5 days at location.
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You're an adult.

You can do it for much cheaper than $3k.

$300 flight from San Francisco to Charlottesville (roundtrip). A week in an airbnb for ~$500 (a lot less if you shop around). Some extra cash for cabs and food and whatnot. Easily doable.

You just aren't willing to risk it because you don't really love Chris.

Chris risked much more for Julie. He risked being homeless for Julie. That's real love.
White bubblegum said:
Try contacting Chris, if you haven't already.
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Jacob Sockness said:
If I had a car and the funds, I would have driven it a couple of months ago. Daddy won't drive that far, it's too much for him. I will be researching the price of the trip soon to get some idea what it would cost using Grey Hound, but I plan it with no less than $3,000 and 5 days at location.
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Dude, what is your end goal?
 
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