Containment Random Chris Updates

Hey man Chris is still a prostitute. if you save up nothings stopping you.
Oh yeah, I'll need $5,000 for that alone. Buying a Chris hooker for 5 days straight, won't be cheap either. I should start a gofundme page for this mission. Both of us are sterile now, I was hoping she could since I can't. Either way, making out sounds good.

But you're fat and gross.
Fat and clean, squeaky clean mean.
You have Chris's address. If you truly love him, go to him.
She'll probably call the cops and ask them to throw me in her house, Dungeons of Doom. That All Star video made it clear, no porn here. Both of us are broken; what now? I doubt she has my daddy's hands to make it bigger.
 
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Fat and clean, squeaky clean mean.

She'll probably call the cops and ask them to throw me in her house, Dungeons of Doom. That All Star video made it clear, no porn here. Both of us are broken; what now? I doubt she has my daddy's hands to make it bigger.

Is this like some next level Tim and Eric type comedy where it's not funny at all? Some kind of dedicated troll account? Null's alt?
 
Fat and clean, squeaky clean mean.

She'll probably call the cops and ask them to throw me in her house, Dungeons of Doom. That All Star video made it clear, no porn here. Both of us are broken; what now? I doubt she has my daddy's hands to make it bigger.
Give it up, man. Chris is a choosy begger and you damn well know it.

That said, I think you should ghost hunt 14 BLC instead, since you're a paranormal investigator. Reports are the day lily garden is haunted and Bobs moans have been heard in videos after his death.
 
Give it up, man. Chris is a choosy begger and you damn well know it.

That said, I think you should ghost hunt 14 BLC instead, since you're a paranormal investigator. Reports are the day lily garden is haunted and Bobs moans have been heard in videos after his death.
It's true, the ghost of a small child grabbed a brave troll field agent several years ago. RIP JenkinsJinkies.
 
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Daaam this could be fun as hell, please Satan let it happen ill give you mine and any souls you want!!
 
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