Containment Random Chris Updates

[Ghostbeater]

I remember Aphrodite saying that right after she popped out of that shell.

If i remember right Hera and Athena where pretty pissed off by that afro-dye girl

 

[dacwcman68]

I took me a second to realize, but I totally glossed over the part where he said in total seriousness that he'd personally queried a fictitious cartoon character on its opinion of this film, without realizing that is an odd thing to say.

It's bad when schizophrenic delusions are the expected norm.

Do we know how Chris actually communicates with cartoons in the CWCiverse? As in; does he daydream interactions with them, or sit in front of a drawing of Sonic and audibly speak to it?

If DMT ever becomes a legalized pharmaceutical, Chris will be the first on their list to work as their spokesperson.

 

[DeathHeat]

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Want, want, want.

During the Holiday season, that sounds especially empathetic.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Do we know how Chris actually communicates with cartoons in the CWCiverse? As in; does he daydream interactions with them, or sit in front of a drawing of Sonic and audibly speak to it?

He is so far gone that by this point it could very well be some 9 year old propping a cardboard tube against his window and going:

"CriiiiIiiIiiis, it's me SooOooOooniiiIiic <giggle> hurry, throw 300$ through the window and <giggle> film yourself drinking from the toilet to.....uh....s-stop Robotnik or something? <giggle>"

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

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He linked to his video from last year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYM4lTW_jOI&feature=youtu.be

"ignorance is bliss"

yeah, it's sure worked out great for CWC so far in life.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Spoiler: Chris describing his illness in too much detail

On trans people:

On politics:

 

[TrippinKahlua]

What? He thinks Lisa Simpson is gonna run for President?

His dimensional merge is going right back to an old 2000 episode of the Simpsons.

 

[CWCissey]

What? He thinks Lisa Simpson is gonna run for President?

His dimensional merge is going right back to an old 2000 episode of the Simpsons.

Chris is also forgetting that Lisa would not be old enough to run for President even if this stupid dimensional merge was to happen.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Another cat video of Sylvia:

Mirror:

 

[DeathHeat]

Chris is also forgetting that Lisa would not be old enough to run for President even if this stupid dimensional merge was to happen.

But Chris will be hehehehe

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[BScCollateral]

The sad thing is that Chris-Chan very likely believes that Lisa Simpson will be on the ballot in 2020.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is back from his debt hearing, tweeting cheerfully about MLP.

 

[Rupin]

Chris is back from his debt hearing, tweeting cheerfully about MLP.

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Maude the Fraud

 

[CathysHole]

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What? He thinks Lisa Simpson is gonna run for President?

His dimensional merge is going right back to an old 2000 episode of the Simpsons.

I think he's referring to that episode of the Simpsons were Lisa is the president and she talks about an inherited deficit from Trump. I think things like he uses like proof the merge is coming.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

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Cunt Nugget is back? I thought he'd forgotten all about his Vietnamese pony boyfriend.
More cartoon characters for the harem, I guess!

 

[SpineySonichu]

Another cat video of Sylvia:

Well on a note Chris at least knows how to pet a cat. I was afraid he was one of those autists that shoves them down and forcefully pets them in a way it might rip their skin off.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Spoiler: Chris describing his illness in too much detail

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On trans people:

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On politics:
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Shut up, Chris. Natural selection excluded you from everything a long time ago.

 

[Mason Verger]

Spoiler: Chris describing his illness in too much detail

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On trans people:

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Refraining from scatological details about Chris's life, the fact that he can offer up unsolicited information about his stool color to a random female(?) on Twitter is clearly a case of Chris's new found self awareness.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

what the fuck is an Alpha Trion