Containment Random Chris Updates

Gunslinger said:
Hubbietwo? Did he seriously just call Mewtwo Hubbietwo? Jesus Christ. I normally don't a-log but Chris kinda deserves a punch to the face for that.
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Chris crafts portmanteaus with the wit and innocence of a child trying to mash together Legos and Tinker Toys with a glue stick and a hammer.
 
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Lumberjock said:
Has Chris mentioned if he's doing the cooking around the house now that Barb is basically zombified or does he just let her have some of his McDonald's from time to time? Seeing that Barb has gone from a snorlax to disturbingly gaunt in her old age I imagine she isn't controlling her food intake any more.
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She got sick awhile back and lost a bunch of weight during her sickness. She just hasn't regained it.
Zappazappa said:
What is going on here? (Still in the dark as he isn't accepting my follow request)
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Oh? Where'd you add him? What's your username?
Oregano said:
It also doesn't help that the vast majority of shows/games/etc. he likes are made for children, so they aren't going to have ideas or characters that necessarily go against the "status quo" of gender roles. It feels like his views on things like gender/ etc. have never been challenged, and when they have, he tries to circumvent the opposing views.
tl;dr Chris has archaic views on gender roles because he grew up with things that kinda enforced stereotypes.
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No, I wouldn't say that. Chris started off with the nick at nite type shit, but he also got a heavy dose of 90's grrll power crap. See all the examples of how strong and badass the rosechu characters are, like when Rosechu faceraped the one guy, how simonla was a construction worker or some shit and how Allison Amber is the mayor of cwcville.

I think Chris worships both stereotypes of women: both the housewife and the grrlll power, independent woman who don't need no man.

And those stereotypes intersect in a place where Chris benefits from both of them in some way. (Whether it's by the housewife babying him and taking care of the kids, and the more independent stereotype fighting for him and being the breadwinner.)

Actually, now that I think about it, a big inspiration for this was that Barb was actually somewhat a career woman for a period of time. People forget that before she was the snorlax (and then later a ghoul), she worked as a secretary for Virginia Power until Chris was 14. She still receives her pension from her time there.
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It's a minor blip in all the other ways that fucked Chris up, but maybe it contributed a bit in why Chris is so stunted. Chris grew up with a working mother who then retired to stay home and baby him all day. Whereas with many other kids, maybe a parent might stay home until you're old enough to take care of yourself, then they go back to work. Then you're a latchkey kid.

Even when someone does have a full time mother, they certainly don't cuddle with their retarded kids well into adulthood, with no plan to wean them from the (hopefully metaphorical) maternal teat.

Barb is Chris' model for the ideal woman: both babying him as the housewife and hustling to pay his bills.
 
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GhostBird50 said:
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so Chris posted this trying to say he made a lego figure of one of the brony people.
I will say this 1. does look like his house or desk or whatever
2. someone claimed they made it I believe that
3. Chris is claiming to have made this 1 or 2 years ago before the bronies
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Thats the same brony who Chris puppeted/put words in his mouth in those comic pages, isnt it?

How much can Chris fixate on this fag before he turns around and tells Chris to fuck off and never mention him again? (And then how long til that figurine ends up upside-down in a specimen bottle of fuck-knows-what, like Megan Schroeder, MLW, and Mike 'The Kike' Snyder?)

Chris is fucking amazing- the way he manages to actively chase away everyone he dearly wants to be buddies with, but draws in da trolls he hates like he's the Pied Piper of autism.
 
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Snuckening said:
Thats the same brony who Chris puppeted/put words in his mouth in those comic pages, isnt it?

How much can Chris fixate on this fag before he turns around and tells Chris to fuck off and never mention him again? (And then how long til that figurine ends up upside-down in a specimen bottle of fuck-knows-what, like Megan Schroeder, MLW, and Mike 'The Kike' Snyder?)
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He seems somewhat lolcow-ish himself. Here's an article on him.

http://the-rift-cafe.wikia.com/wiki/DRWolf001

He's a 34 year old brony/furfag.
 
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ZehnBoat said:
in this case i think the character he's trying ot be is his idea of a woman
his idea of a woman based on old TV shows and stereotypes
women who kiss and hug and coo at each other at first sight, then go shopping at the big malls that haven't all closed up because it's still the 80s right?.
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You mean the 60's.

Second_Missing_Primarch said:
Chris actually did grow up on shows from the 50s and 60s, like I Love Lucy, The Red Skelton Hour, and Gilligan's Island, thanks to being raised by a pair of old people. It's probable that a lot of his views on relationships and gender were derived from these shows, at least to begin with.
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And yet he never figured out that "penis = get a job". Even useless Gilligan had a job working for the skipper.

RustyNail(her) said:
Sounds like an excuse to me. She was probably in her late 40s then and just didn't want to cook anymore. Barb strikes me as someone who wanted to live like Peggy Bundy since that's about exactly as she lives now.
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Hey, deep down, EVERYBODY wants to live like Peggy Bundy;
-Eat whatever you want and still look great due to a good metabolism
-Dedicate your life to your hobbies
-Children that are also your friends + spouse that is truly devoted when the chips are down
-Liked by neighbors

The only difference if you're a dude is that you also want to be hung like Dirk Diggler so if your wife is too tired after she gets home you can blow yourself while watching the Chicago Bears lose.

"Bon-bon".
 
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Snuckening said:
Chris is fucking amazing- the way he manages to actively chase away everyone he dearly wants to be buddies with, but draws in da trolls he hates like he's the Pied Piper of autism.
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I've occasionally seen him retweet random people on twitter, who I assume are just young, naive tumblr kids, when they try to stick up for Chris and defend him against da trolls and da transphobes. So he still has a few white knights, at least.
 
Lumberjock said:
I've occasionally seen him retweet random people on twitter, who I assume are just young, naive Tumblr kids when they try to stick up for Chris and defend him against da trolls and da transphobes. So he still has a few white knights, at least.
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at this point, I'm not sure if they are white nights or insane yes men. I'm fairly safe on assuming that if Chris had told any normal white night that was defending him because trans or autism that they may die in the merge they would immediately turn around walk away. now they are batshit insane people that will reaffirm anything Chris says.
 
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God Emperor Rich Evans said:
Not sure where the best place to put this, don't know if it deserves a thread. But some sperg on reddit claims to have gotten Chris to agree to a Q&A to "air out" all the twitter drama and get his side "heard."

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Good Lord. They're like an autistic version of the fairy from Ocarina of Time. "Hey! Listen! Hey! Are you financially secure? Do you want to do an interview and share your side of the story? Hey! Listen! Do an interview with me! It'll help, I promise! Hey!"
 
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God Emperor Rich Evans said:
Not sure where the best place to put this, don't know if it deserves a thread. But some sperg on reddit claims to have gotten Chris to agree to a Q&A to "air out" all the twitter drama and get his side "heard."

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Nice how Chris just fires back a little five word half-hearted message to this guys paragraphs of begging. I doubt he'll even remember agreeing to this though once this moment of lucidity passes and he slips back into another sleep-deprived psychosis episode.
 
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