Containment Random Chris Updates

DeathHeat said:
Huh.

Anyone actually heard anything about Lucy and Slyvia in a while?
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Last we heard from them was I wanna say December (Where we also got new images of those poor dogs).
It was just a casual, "Oh, dey're doin' good among other things."
I feel like if Either of them were dead/sick, we would've heard of it by now. So, they might be alright... hopefully?

Come to think of it, I'm surprised Chris didn't post photos of his pets today (It was national love your pets day, I think). He really only posts about them whenever they're A) Dying or B) trying to get brownie points/if it's a "pet day".
 
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Oregano said:
Come to think of it, I'm surprised Chris didn't post photos of his pets today (It was national love your pets day, I think). He really only posts about them whenever they're A) Dying or B) trying to get brownie points/if it's a "pet day".
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Chris: Please donate to me, my mom is dying and so are my pets. They need expensive medication!
Person: donates $100 to Chris
Chris: Oh boy, now I can finally afford that Nintendo Switch I’ve always wanted!
 
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Silver Octopus said:
I hate how Chris expects everybody to know the entirety of Sonichu lore even though he doesn’t make comic pages anymore.
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I think it's great, as far as he's concerned there's millions of Sonichu fans out there so obviously people know what's canon. For me Chris is at his best when he's bragging about what meager accomplishments he has, like finishing a two-year college degree in 5 years. Or officially copyrighting Sonichu. Or bamboozling all of us.
 
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WorldsSmartestManRonOTool said:
That house will have to be gutted when they die or get evicted. I can't even imagine the smell just from 2 dogs shitting and pissing in the house over the course of years, let alone everything else that goes on in there. You would have to pull the carpet, padding, and potentially even the subfloor. I can't even imagine how you would get the smell out after something like that. Probably need some sort of hazmat or industrial type cleaning service to come in.



If his floor pissing is a regular thing (and why wouldn't it be for him), it's entirely possible that it's going to go through the floor and give a piss ceiling downstairs. It would similar to water damage from a leaking pipe. If that house has those drop ceiling tiles in the basement, it will show up pretty quick. If it has an actual finished drywall ceiling, it will take longer but be a much more extensive (and disgusting) repair than just replacing a few ceiling tiles.​
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Pretty sure the whole pissing on the floor thing was something he was put up to by either the Idea Guys or the Teen Troon Troupe, not a regular thing. His pants-shitting, however, is pretty normal for Chris. Not only that, but he thinks shitting your pants is a normal adult thing to do and everyone does it.

But even without Chris pissing on the floor, there's still the dogs and cats using the floor as a toilet. As stated before, when Barb croaks and Chris finds himself on the receiving end of a foreclosure and eviction, the bank is going to have to essentially gut that house to make it habitable before they sell it. At the very least it will need all-new carpets and padding, likely new floorboards, maybe even have to replace the lower third of all the sheetrock in the walls. Which is pathetic, since all that was replaced after their house fire. The Chandlers have ruined that house twice because they're lazy, filthy people without any sense of shame or decency.
 
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The Dude said:
etty sure the whole pissing on the floor thing was something he was put up to by either the Idea Guys or the Teen Troon Troupe, not a regular thing. His pants-shitting, however, is pretty normal for Chris. Not only that, but he thinks shitting your pants is a normal adult thing to do and everyone does it.
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I bet Barb told him........"It's okay everyone does it"..........under her breath she said, "when they're extremely sick, you fat re-tard."
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
I bet Barb told him........"It's okay everyone does it"..........under her breath she said, "when they're extremely sick, you fat re-tard."
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IIRC that was actually one of the things Barb got fed up with her little short bus jockey doing. I'm pretty sure I remember it coming out that she was sick of washing Chris' shitty tighty whiteys and said if he didn't stop going in his pants like a baby then he would have to start washing them himself.
 
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The Dude said:
IIRC that was actually one of the things Barb got fed up with her little short bus jockey doing. I'm pretty sure I remember it coming out that she was sick of washing Chris' shitty tighty whiteys and said if he didn't stop going in his pants like a baby then he would have to start washing them himself.
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Not that it worked-- He just left his shitty underwear in the laundry basket with everyone else's stuff and waited for her to take care of it anyway.
 
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Mr. 0 said:
Not that it worked-- He just left his shitty underwear in the laundry basket with everyone else's stuff and waited for her to take care of it anyway.
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Yep. Because God forbid Chris ever do anything for himself like an adult would. Washing his shitty undies cuts into his video game and LEGO time (as does using the toilet, apparently). Someone else will always take care of the mundane stuff like washing shitty britches and paying for broken down cars for Chris so he can enjoy his pretty ponies and Transformers.

And he pitched a tard fit when his mom and his doctor tried to get him to wear adult diapers IIRC. "Babies wear diapers and I'm not a baby!" Really? Then maybe stop shitting your pants like a baby.

He's going to be in for a very rude awakening when Barb is gone and he only has himself in this world. You could almost feel bad for him if it wasn't for the fact that he's been so willingly complacent in not learning to be responsible and defiant towards being an adult.
 
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Moppo. said:
Not that it's that much better, but is it confirmed that he was actually pissing on the floor and not using a bucket instead? I just can't imagine how he could casually piss on the floor as a regular thing; even by Chris's standards it seems like the living conditions of a piss soaked floor would be unbearable.
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Chris mentioned in one of his comics, the Idea Guy one, that he had pissed in his bed before and slept in it, which made him feel more like a Sonichu. Apparently Chris is too dumb to realize this is not normal behavior for animals. Who knows how frequent this sort of thing is for him.
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RustyNail(her) said:
He doesn't get that at all does he? He's going to start getting pissy when people he @'s don't reply to him.
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Chris has been tweeting into the void for years at celebrities and other people he likes on Twitter, rarely getting any response. I don't see him noticing any time soon unless Magi-chan (i.e. whoever is currently pretending to be him) or one of his "allies" explains that to him. Like someone said upthread, it's kinda nice Chris isn't aware of this because he gets to tweet his disturbing word salads and emojis at people without them being bothered.
 
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Brian Butterfield said:
It's actually nice of him that he's gone private, now he gets to pester people without them actually seeing it. It's pretty funny to sign out of Twitter and read the original tweet, his response is just gone.
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Most people complain about being memory holed on social media, Chris' genius tactic is to memory-hole themselves. Fascinating.
Rikka Takarada said:
I'm sure I'm far from the only one who still expects a Blarms 2.0
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I'm positive we'll get a massive sperg out when MLP finishes up. They way Chris deludes themselves on it not happening does not bode well.
 
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I'm still gonna go with him thinking that if he tweets into the void, that the Autist-verse counterpart of who he wrote to is able to read it.

The "Aunt and Uncle" business sounds like more make-believe bullshit.
In his mind, an hour probably sounds reasonable to reconcile after years of no contact. He has no concept/understanding of anything else so why should time be an exception.
 
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The Dude said:
Pretty sure the whole pissing on the floor thing was something he was put up to by either the Idea Guys or the Teen Troon Troupe, not a regular thing
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I thought as much myself, until we realized he was clearly peeing just off camera in his “I’m gonna fuck Magichan” video. I’m less inclined to think that was IdeaGuy and I don’t thunk troon squad made him do shit like that.
 
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