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The Dude said:
You don't honestly think Chris is going to make it to the year 2037, do you? And if by some twist of fate where he does live that long, that Twitter is still going to be a thing then? If Chris does manage to live that long, he will probably be less a leg or two due to diabetes.
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I personally feel there's a good possibility of Chris committing suicide within the next 20 years. Not because of depression or because he wants to end his existence, but because he's become so certain that his "body" and "mind/soul" are separate entities. He can be easily tricked into disregarding his existence in dimension 1218 as something that is disposable. His suicide would done be under the impression that he's just permanently moving into C-197. I'm worried that some new Idea Guy might try and take Chris down this path one day, since he's so impressionable.
 
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The Dude said:
You don't honestly think Chris is going to make it to the year 2037, do you? And if by some twist of fate where he does live that long, that Twitter is still going to be a thing then? If Chris does manage to live that long, he will probably be less a leg or two due to diabetes.
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I don't know why people get the rainbows whenever they talk bad futures for Chris that are realistic. 2037 is 18 years from now. Chris will be...55? Barb will be alive and hitting people with cars. Chris? Who knows
 
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Chris's b-day party. Barb's in makeup for some reason.
 
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CoolGuyHitler said:
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Chris's b-day party. Barb's in makeup for some reason.
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This seems to be orchestrated by Chris as social proof, but it's terrible social proof. Damn, I feel bad for 14 BC, just look at that poor refrigerator. If Bob were alive, he would have smacked the crap out of Chris and told him to stop desecrating the tomb of his freezer babies!
 
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The fact that he thinks that was a simple joke really tells you a lot about how his mind works. He comes up with a "joke" that is unfunny, obtuse, and nonsensical, and expects everyone to know exactly what it means. Doesn't get much more autistic than that.
 
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fiu0cm said:
He's explained it before, but people have been asking him about the "stone age joke" in his Twitter replies for a few months. I'm pretty sure Chris views all cavemen as slow-in-the-minds, so you have to tell them something more than once.
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Yet look at all the things Chris has been told countless times and it still hasn't gotten through his thick skull: stop being creepy, leave that person alone, the dimensional merge is not real, you don't have super powers, you're delusional, you're not a woman, that person is trolling you, grow up, etc. So I guess cavemen are more intelligent than Chris.
 
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So, Chris is literally admitting he's a caveman because people have to tell him more than once to quit stalking them.
fiu0cm said:
He's explained it before, but people have been asking him about the "stone age joke" in his Twitter replies for a few months. I'm pretty sure Chris views all cavemen as slow-in-the-minds, so you have to tell them something more than once.
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Just like him?
 
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