Containment Random Chris Updates

[Deadpool]

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Thank God he posted this. I can't even guess how many nights I've lay awake pondering if sonichu's have electric cheek pouches or not.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

It think it was more of the idea mongs telling him he had titties because being a fat fuck, not a woman, as seen on one of the released IG chats:


"while still being themselves". Who the fuck would they be otherwise, Chris? Sonny & Cher?

It's curious how Chris is always phrasing stuff like that, like when addressing a wide range of people he always goes autistically out of his way to specify "your individual minds", like if humans could share a hive mind or something.

I guess he doesn't get how actual women with actual boobs manage to exercise? I haven't seen anyone having issues at the gym.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Also Chris answers some fan questions:

Nearly impossible unless you have a moon laser, anyway....

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Spoiler

Here's something more realistic from Chris' genes.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Brian Butterfield]

All I can think of when he takes time to extrapolate about the minutiae of Cwcville is that he must be super bored. This is what life looks like with almost no responsibilities, and no one has any expectations of you.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm just waiting for the tweeting while homeless saga. We all know it will happen.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Chris' car breaks down once and he has a panic attack. So his next two Sonichu creations are super special car technicians that will help him whenever and wherever he needs them.

 

[Xenomorph]

So Barb just drink shakes now? Christ she must be in a real bad way or immortal I cant figure it out.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

His beloved head canon again ignores facts.

Pokémon starter in 1996, not 2003

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

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Also Chris answers some fan questions:


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Nearly impossible unless you have a moon laser, anyway....

"It gets torn at times, but repairs are often Very Quick! One can restore the essentials of the city in a few days. Plus, the structural integrities these days make the constructs Nearly Impossible to totally destroy. If anything, it's mostly Window Damage and furniture replacement."

Boy, that's a good thing. Otherwise CWCville would probably look like this by now:

Spoiler: What it looks like when you don't have CPU godmode to fix everything

 

[The American Hedgehog]

His beloved head canon again ignores facts.

Pokémon starter in 1996, not 2003

lol, Chris is still going by Idea Guy's notes. Originally, Chris had written the Chaotic Rainbow thing to have taken place in 1998, but Idea Guy told him it actually happened on Feb 1 2003 (which is the date of the Columbia shuttle disaster).

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Sill chuckling over the idea of anything resulting from CWC's genes being 'well-educated, tough, smart and athletic'.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

lol, Chris is still going by Idea Guy's notes. Originally, Chris had written the Chaotic Rainbow thing to have taken place in 1998, but Idea Guy told him it actually happened on Feb 1 2003 (which is the date of the Columbia shuttle disaster).

Can you please stop bringing "Idea Guy" up? Jeez, it's been a year and a half almost.

Point is, he can't think he is right with the dimensions if he can't even get basic facts right. Did Joshua Wise tell him he didn't create Sonichu in the year 2000?

 

[Eugene90]

What is this sudden information overload of utterly useless CWCville jargon?

Is Chris getting hyper-bored or something?

 

[Tikbalang]

Kept making shitty art, but "doesn't have time" in making comics.

 

[Bob's Ghost]

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Chris could always light up a room by leaving it.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Can you please stop bringing "Idea Guy" up? Jeez, it's been a year and a half almost.

Point is, he can't think he is right with the dimensions if he can't even get basic facts right. Did Joshua Wise tell him he didn't create Sonichu in the year 2000?

Bro, we'd love to stop bringing up Joshua Wise if we could, but he affected Chris so much that it's almost impossible to explain anything Chris does now without starting with "Because Idea Guy told Chris..."

It really is nuts when you think about it. Chris would believe anything and everything Joshua told him, no matter how insane or nonsensical it was. Joshua could have told Chris he impregnated Barb before he was born, and he is his own father, and Chris would have ate that shit up.

The combination of Joshua and Chris' autism created a whole new level of super-autism... Now Chris is talking about how he's got a polyamorous marriage with 4 Pokémon/hedgehog crossbreeds in multiple dimensions where he is God and he has an alternative version of himself in this dimension who got impregnated with his own sperm when he transitioned to a woman and gave birth to two abominations who were raised by a Mexican nanny and now repair cars in a wartorn city that we'll all get to see after a great merge wipes out half of the population.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Chris could always light up a room by leaving it.

Chris is really good at lighting up rooms.

 

[fenny]

Which of the harem is the dad?