Containment Random Chris Updates

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Also, Chris objects to being labelled as male.

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Also, Chris objects to being labelled as male.

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Sounds like Chris is suffering from anxiety from all the sugar he eats, screen-time he has, and lack of exercise.

He could fix this by eating less sugar, taking breaks every hour or two when playing video games, watching TV, or using the internet, getting out more, having a normal sleep schedule, and exercising regularly.

I mean he COULD, but knowing Chris, he won't.
 
When Chris says his brain is "spouting random nonsense" how do we know for sure it's not a sign of schizophrenia? Maybe the random nonsense that keep him awake at night are voices in his head, but more autistic...

I think his therapist should put him on meds.

Chris doesn't have Schizophrenia, but I wouldn't be surprised if his brain is physically deteriorating anyway.
 
>> "HER Sonichu Comics. I Am a Woman, and I prefer Female Pronouns, please."

:story:

Honestly through, sounds like he's suffering from mental deterioration to the point where he's hearing and speaking crazy that keeps him awake. (If what he says is true, then again, even that was a bit of a stretch since Chris' words are often hard to tell how much is true due to his mental state)
 
When Chris says his brain is "spouting random nonsense" how do we know for sure it's not a sign of schizophrenia? Maybe the random nonsense that keep him awake at night are voices in his head, but more autistic...

I think his therapist should put him on meds.
even if he was given meds he would have to take them and since he wants the voices to stay he won't
 
Chris isn't lying. I 100% believe him when he says he never gave enough of a shit to pay attention to who went to effort of making fan-art for him.



WTF does "not feeling easy" even mean? You'll need to put in some effort if you want to fuck him? He's playing hard to get? And LGPikachu? Tri-Sonichu? Rusty? I have even less idea what Chris is talking about than usual. Is this just headcanon brainfarts, or :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:maybe there's new comic shit in the works?:optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
I assume Rusty is a name from some other youtube pokemon thing, LGPikachu is Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu on the switch, no idea what Tri-Sonichu is though.
Wait, you guys have never seen Pokémon Rusty?
No idea what the Tri Sonichu thing is about, though.
 
If Bronycon didn't know how to deal with autistic pants-shitters they wouldn't have lasted more than a year to begin with.

BronyCon: A convention for perverted pants-shitting tards, by perverted pants-shitting tards.

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Chris just wants a traditional type day, you guys. Just a traditional day of a near-forty-year-old grown-ass man dressing like a tweenage girl, playing with plastic ponies and LEGO and Transformers and video games, not having a job, not leaving the house, living with his mother, and shitting his panties because he's too lazy to waddle to the toilet. A day like that is so traditional that it's depicted in cave paintings in Europe and hieroglyphics in Egyptian pyramids. Just a good old fashioned traditional day.

And when Chris says things like "I, the Soul" is anyone else reminded of Rastafarians saying "I and I"?

In the good old days Chris would get a lobotomy. He'd still be a 6-year old in an adult's body who shits himself and babbles incoherently but his brain wouldn't annoy him any longer.

In the good old days Bob and Barb would have been socially obligated to keep their little tard boy away from polite society by having him safely locked away in a mental asylum or the basement/attic where he couldn't bother anyone. Deinstitutionalization was a mistake.

Why wasn't Chris into it when it was still popular? At least in 2016 he might have stood a chance. (:optimistic:)

At the time, Chris said he wasn't going to get the game because it required him to walk and be active. He was literally too lazy to get a video game.
 
I’m going to miss Bronycon. Not because I’m a brony, but because it allows us to see Chris in the flesh and we can hang out with the man himself. Why you would want to is anyone’s guess, but at least he seems happy there.
It's for the best, really. Chris is not happy about the next generation of MLP, since it diverges from his own headcanon and his belief in the dimensional merge. As we've seen previously Chris can have a very negative reaction to change, and the aftermath can be either (relatively) benign, or far more drastic and self-defeating.
 
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