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No he's really not that woke. He's really disconnected from all politics. He gets into trends because one of his pony voice actresses retweets some anti trump pony meme.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Jun 11, 2014
One of the idea fags made him get into Gwenpool.
He got questioned why he want to go to Bronycon despite his dried up fund state.
Afterwards, Chris began to go more desperate in his begging.
In other words, he wanna go there to "spread kindness and happines", which means he's gonna get all touchy and kissy again probably like TooManyGames.
Afterwards, Chris began to go more desperate in his begging.
In other words, he wanna go there to "spread kindness and happines", which means he's gonna get all touchy and kissy again probably like TooManyGames.
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- Mar 29, 2014
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Nah he behaved himself at the last Brpnycon, so I think he will be all right. Besides, he won't even be close to being the most autistic person there.
Well, not that it even matters though. The fact that he would be this desperate in begging to go to the con on top of his financially terrible state just shows where his priorities really are.
Fingers crossed though, this may happen again.
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- Jan 17, 2017
I'd bet that even if he doesn't have money for a hotel room he'll go to bronycon and sleep in his car.
If he could refrain from begging others to stay over in their places, then that's probably what will happen.
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- Jan 27, 2014
It's easy to Tell when Chris is starting to Get really Annoyed with The Haters, but I don't think I've seen him get STRESSED enough go full Engrish before.
It blows my mind how he sounds more & more like an autistic Google Translate bot with each passing day.Tards Fartington said:
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- Oct 14, 2015
I believe he already has con funds. He just wants extra money to buy extra toys and shit that he thinks he needs so he will have a better time.
If worse comes to worse, he will sell his toys an EBay and make bank that way.
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- Sep 1, 2016
Chris's begging usually gets results, the harder he begs and the more he promises things(that he will never deliver) the bigger the chance that some loser will dump a couple of hundred bucks on him.
Chris's ability to hustle money in a pinch is well proven.
Chris's ability to hustle money in a pinch is well proven.
It really makes me wonder why some would even consider throwing money at him for promises that he will never deliver.
Honestly, what does it even prove in the end?
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DeathStork
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You know I NEVER advocate violence against a (mostly) harmless buffoon like Chris, but I find it a sad thinking sure this "defense" will keep security guards and maybe w.e.e.n.s away, but someday when he's all alone on the mean streets with no more branchland court or in a cheap tard housing neighboorhood he'll only be in the perfect spot for a long merciless beating by desperate junkies in need of drug money.
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- Sep 7, 2016
Chris is simply praying to the direction of Mecca as it Prayer time.
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What are u saying?!, dont you see chris is the TRUE AND HONEST goddess of all dimensions!!, he doesnt need to pray to anyone but himself!, the other religions are just slanderous mockery.
GherkinRealness
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The mountain didn't come to Chris-chan, but Chris-chan didn't go to the mountain, either.
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- May 17, 2019
Pretty sure I've said it before but it's worth repeating: Chris is so exceptional that he has somehow managed to create a cult so ridiculous that nobody on the fucking Internet has been converted to it - and which also basically destroyed his mind in the process
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- Oct 7, 2017
'I'm Going. I Must! Alright?! I Have My Reasons!'
Chris is a man on a mission. The mission...of a sperg.
Chris is a man on a mission. The mission...of a sperg.