Containment Random Chris Updates

[King Kiwi]

'I'm Going. I Must! Alright?! I Have My Reasons!'

Chris is a man on a mission. The mission...of a sperg.

I'm sure some there are plenty of deserving people that actually do a decent day's work that deserve a vacation more than Chris.

 

[A Grey Cat]

No he's really not that woke. He's really disconnected from all politics. He gets into trends because one of his pony voice actresses retweets some anti trump pony meme.

I never said Chris was woke, I said he supports woke media because he's too autistic and dumb to see it for how crappy it is, and to a lesser extent his "omg mah gal pals like this so If i like it too maybe I can haz china!" Mentality

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

can i get context for this

Jokes aside, what happened was this: Chris was at a con and was being too touchy-feely with people (hugging them and kissing them on the cheek without permission, one guy claimed Chris grabbed his ass or something), so he was told he had to leave. His response was to have an autistic meltdown and curl up on the floor in front of everyone. He calls it his "hedgehog-defensive state". After he got kicked out, he had a huge tantrum on Twitter and got permabanned from future iterations of said convention.

 

[The Dude]

I'm sure some there are plenty of deserving people that actually do a decent day's work that deserve a vacation more than Chris.

Chris has been on permanent vacation his whole adult life. It's good for a person to miss out on the things he wants now and again. It builds character.

I never said Chris was woke, I said he supports woke media because he's too autistic and dumb to see it for how crappy it is, and to a lesser extent his "omg mah gal pals like this so If i like it too maybe I can haz china!" Mentality

I think it mostly boils down to Chris likes girls, Chris thinks girls are better than guys, therefore Chris likes anything focused on girl characters.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Jokes aside, what happened was this: Chris was at a con and was being too touchy-feely with people (hugging them and kissing them on the cheek without permission, one guy claimed Chris grabbed his ass or something), so he was told he had to leave. His response was to have an autistic meltdown and curl up on the floor in front of everyone. He calls it his "hedgehog-defensive state". After he got kicked out, he had a huge tantrum on Twitter and got permabanned from future iterations of said convention.

He's such a tard he legit believes curling up like a bitch actually made spiky quills pop out his back to keep "da meannie jerkops" away, I've said it before but it bears repeating, if Chris ever tried this shit in jail or in a seedy neighborhood where gangs run rampant all his hedgehog defense state will get him is a bunch of air Jordans to his face and ass.

 

[weegrumpy]

With turds.


LOL, you can't control basic human instincts. If you don't have 100,000 dollars for painful surgeries, people will still call you out for being a dude. It's unconscious. I don't look at Chris and automatically think, "yeah, that's a really ugly woman", I think, "that's a grotesquely ugly male."

I couldn't agree more, some MTF look hinky and weird, then some who are transitioning gradually e.g. Blaire White (who I think is fucking gorgeous, and imma straight lol) . and there's Chris, who doesn't even wear make up now, looks like hobo ben Franklin, and is probably an embarrassment to the LGBTQ community

 

[DeathStork]

e.g. Blaire White

Jesus fuck

 

[Rikka Takarada 2]

I couldn't agree more, some MTF look hinky and weird, then some who are transitioning gradually e.g. Blaire White (who I think is fucking gorgeous, and imma straight lol) . and there's Chris, who doesn't even wear make up now, looks like hobo ben Franklin, and is probably an embarrassment to the LGBTQ community

This is the difference between actual trans people and these trans trenders who want more oppression points. The former have to do it gradually and it costs a lot when you consider there's more than just hormone therapy involved.

Meanwhile, the latter just wakes up one day, puts on a dress, and decides he's now a woman. I remember talking to Brendan O'Neill years ago now and he asked me if he could just go to the bathroom, chop off his dick, and declare himself a woman. I said that's a strawman (and at the time it probably was). Fast forward a few years and now you don't even need to chop your dick off to just decide you're a woman...

 

[May Prince]

He calls it his "hedgehog-defensive state".

I died laughing.

 

[muh_moobs]

This is the difference between actual trans people and these trans trenders who want more oppression points. The former have to do it gradually and it costs a lot when you consider there's more than just hormone therapy involved.

Meanwhile, the latter just wakes up one day, puts on a dress, and decides he's now a woman. I remember talking to Brendan O'Neill years ago now and he asked me if he could just go to the bathroom, chop off his dick, and declare himself a woman. I said that's a strawman (and at the time it probably was). Fast forward a few years and now you don't even need to chop your dick off to just decide you're a woman...

There is no difference. Some people are just more impatient.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

There is no difference. Some people are just more impatient.

Slightly off-topic, but I think my favorite example of an impatient idiot who wants all the surgeries now now NOW NOW NOW is this guy:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/eleano...g-lockhart-bootleggirl-something-ellie.31336/

He literally hadn't even gotten back from his voice surgery in Good Korea before he realized that people still saw him as a man, which provoked him to panic-plan his stinkditch installation and facial alteration surgeries at some discount clinic down in Mexico. In some ways, I actually pity him, because it's clear he's never going to achieve his ideal look and he's mentally unstable enough that he might neck it when reality sinks in. On the other hand, he's such an idiot that he's still fun to watch.

 

[GherkinRealness]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate we're now at the "selling used Bath water" stage of Chris Chan?

I know he tried his hand at prostitution and all that, but somehow this just irks me more somehow.

 

[Silver Octopus]

"I'm Going. I Must! Alright?! I Have My Reasons!"
I bet this has to do with this stupid shit about "sEriES 4 wILl LaST fOReVUR - eQUEstRiA hErSElf TOld mE SO!"
I bet next he'll be saying that the merge is totally going to happen at BronyCon and so that's why he has to be there.

 

[Wraith]

"I'm Going. I Must! Alright?! I Have My Reasons!"
I bet this has to do with this stupid shit about "sEriES 4 wILl LaST fOReVUR - eQUEstRiA hErSElf TOld mE SO!"
I bet next he'll be saying that the merge is totally going to happen at BronyCon and so that's why he has to be there.

Blah, blah, Wraith stop this...
Why does god need with having to go spread cheer or whatever? Why doesn't he as a god have followers to do it for him kind of like apostles or disciples or whatnot?
Why would god take money from others for this event instead of showing he's a god of principle and pay back the money he owes people and show character by example?
Yeah we all know the answers to those questions.
I'm honestly wondering if he's craving human interaction and such he's received from previous events. He's built up in his mind that he's a god now, what's to make his deluded little mind think he's going to receive a cavalcade of love and support for all the nonsense he's been spewing lately? Has he openly said what he expects to happen when he gets there... as a deity?

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

He's built up in his mind that he's a god now, what's to make his deluded little mind think he's going to receive a cavalcade of love and support for all the nonsense he's been spewing lately? Has he openly said what he expects to happen when he gets there... as a deity?

Spoiler: Sorry, I just had to

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Blah, blah, Wraith stop this...
Why does god need with having to go spread cheer or whatever? Why doesn't he as a god have followers to do it for him kind of like apostles or disciples or whatnot?
Why would god take money from others for this event instead of showing he's a god of principle and pay back the money he owes people and show character by example?
Yeah we all know the answers to those questions.
I'm honestly wondering if he's craving human interaction and such he's received from previous events. He's built up in his mind that he's a god now, what's to make his deluded little mind think he's going to receive a cavalcade of love and support for all the nonsense he's been spewing lately? Has he openly said what he expects to happen when he gets there... as a deity?

He just wants to buy junk, wear his dumb MLP shit, talk about the 14 seasons nonsense, and bother those Brony youtubers in person.

 

[Eugene90]

He just wants to buy junk, wear his dumb MLP shit, talk about the 14 seasons nonsense, and bother those Brony youtubers in person.

And of course, talk about the Merge.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

And of course, talk about the Merge.

More like E-beg in real life. You know he'll be plugging his 'book' about the merge and the sonichu comics when he isn't trying to get a little too close to the VAs or the brony analysts. I'm surprised he didn't think about getting a vendor's stall and hocking his crappy sonichu merch.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

More like E-beg in real life. You know he'll be plugging his 'book' about the merge and the sonichu comics when he isn't trying to get a little too close to the VAs or the brony analysts. I'm surprised he didn't think about getting a vendor's stall and hocking his crappy sonichu merch.

He said something along the lines of he'd sell autograph cards for like an hour if people wanted to find him somewhere on the grounds like the coat guy in Resident Evil 4. Otherwise, he doesn't want to be bothered while he's bothering other people.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

He said something along the lines of he'd sell autograph cards for like an hour if people wanted to find him somewhere on the grounds like the coat guy in Resident Evil 4. Otherwise, he doesn't want to be bothered while he's bothering other people.

"Mm, yeah, I got . . . uh, got a selec--got some True and Honest autographs on sale, stranger."