Containment Random Chris Updates

Like mother, like daughter.
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Glassshardballpit said:
Chris really never had good friends, did he? :feels:
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Megan was the closest thing he ever had to a best friend, aside from Sonichu and company, and it really wasn't much of a friendship. They played children's card games and sperged about anime and vidya for a few hours a week, he tried to talk her into being his heartsweet, and she got him to buy shit off eBay for her. That was about it. I have more meaningful relationships with some of my regular customers.
 
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Nacho Man Randy Salsa said:
We should really just let the Idea Guys do what they want. If it leads to Chris becoming a danger to himself or others it'll (in theory) lead to being declared incompetent and become a ward of the state, something he desperately needs right now.

Can anyone really say the status quo is better?
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Chris and the Idea Tards should all be put in the same group home.
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
Megan was the closest thing he ever had to a best friend, aside from Sonichu and company, and it really wasn't much of a friendship. They played children's card games and sperged about anime and vidya for a few hours a week, he tried to talk her into being his heartsweet, and she got him to buy shit off eBay for her. That was about it. I have more meaningful relationships with some of my regular customers.
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I wouldn't put Megan in the category of best friend.
duff101 said:
I mean he’s the right age for it.

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Man, I hate how society is now. Most people never used to be like that before. I guess that’s what happens when a bunch of autists and socially awkward people all congregate in one place.
 
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Chris and his relationship to bronydom reminds me of those guys who were trying to prove that Sonic fans weren't all slow-in-the-mind speds at that convention in 2005. Then along comes Chris with his medallions and his screeching about Sonic and his deranged electric hedgehog pokeman cousins.

And these brony analysts that Chris is obsessed with are probably the worst of the bunch. Trying to apply highbrow philosophical/moral concepts to what is at best a children's television show to sell plastic ponies.
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
Megan was the closest thing he ever had to a best friend, aside from Sonichu and company, and it really wasn't much of a friendship. They played children's card games and sperged about anime and vidya for a few hours a week, he tried to talk her into being his heartsweet, and she got him to buy shit off eBay for her. That was about it. I have more meaningful relationships with some of my regular customers.
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That cow never even told Chris where she lived or would see him outside of the game place; she may have been the closest thing that Chris had to an IRL life friend but she wasn't a good friend.

And she used him for his money and was distancing herself when he wanted a some compensation of his own...
 
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Megan may have been a bit of a tugboat-digger, but I tend to sympathise with her more than I do Chris. When you repeatedly ask someone politely to respect your personal space and they don't, then it must get aggravating to put up with them. When that someone then goes on to draw the sort of porn of himself and you that has you reaching for the brain-bleach, and also posts the fucking monstrosity for all the Web to see and makes it very clear that it's supposed to be you that he's violating...frankly, I'm surprised that Megan didn't break her own 'no-touch' rule and deck the fucker.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Megan may have been a bit of a tugboat-digger, but I tend to sympathise with her more than I do Chris. When you repeatedly ask someone politely to respect your personal space and they don't, then it must get aggravating to put up with them. When that someone then goes on to draw the sort of porn of himself and you that has you reaching for the brain-bleach, and also posts the fucking monstrosity for all the Web to see and makes it very clear that it's supposed to be you that he's violating...frankly, I'm surprised that Megan didn't break her own 'no-touch' rule and deck the fucker.
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And also to be objective I'm not sure there's any concrete proof that she wanted that stuff from Chris, there's a good chance he just knew stuff she was into and bought it hoping it would end with more affection towards him.

It's a total beta male move, oh she'll like me if I give her gifts. Because Chris sees life akin to Animal Crossing. Or the Omegas who donate to Twitch Thots just to hear "THANK YOU COOLGUY86 :D"
 
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TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
I wouldn't put Megan in the category of best friend.
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Neither would I, but like I said, that's the closest Chris ever came to having such a thing, and it was a shallow, pale imitation of a friendship.

Cardenio said:
And also to be objective I'm not sure there's any concrete proof that she wanted that stuff from Chris, there's a good chance he just knew stuff she was into and bought it hoping it would end with more affection towards him.

It's a total beta male move, oh she'll like me if I give her gifts. Because Chris sees life akin to Animal Crossing. Or the Omegas who donate to Twitch Thots just to hear "THANK YOU COOLGUY86 :biggrin:"
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The Cwcki has archived emails from Megan reminding him that she wants this and that thing off eBay and can he please hurry up and buy it before the listing ends. Can't access them right now, of course, but I distinctly recall reading several such messages.
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
Neither would I, but like I said, that's the closest Chris ever came to having such a thing, and it was a shallow, pale imitation of a friendship.



The Cwcki has archived emails from Megan reminding him that she wants this and that thing off eBay and can he please hurry up and buy it before the listing ends. Can't access them right now, of course, but I distinctly recall reading several such messages.
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Megan was a scumbag. She deserved all of the creepy shit Chris wrought on her. She eventually paid for all that sailor moon and animu plastic crap with her name being imortalized in Christory.
 
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Yop Yop said:
Megan was a scumbag. She deserved all of the creepy shit Chris wrought on her. She eventually paid for all that sailor moon and animu plastic crap with her name being imortalized in Christory.
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At least she's atoned for this by staying out of the limelight 97 percent of the time.

Can't call her an attention whore, unlike some girls with red hair named Anna.
 
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