Containment Random Chris Updates

[Autisimodo]

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EDIT: CWCki's online again.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris and his relationship to bronydom reminds me of those guys who were trying to prove that Sonic fans weren't all slow-in-the-mind speds at that convention in 2005. Then along comes Chris and says, "Hold my Tugboat".

FTFY

 

[DCM90]

Like mother, like daughter.
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Chris uses his mom 80s/90s clothes?

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris uses his mom 80s/90s clothes?

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Photoshop.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Photoshop.

The male re-tard did use Barb's panties. It's the reason he got tested for an STD despite never being kissed.

 

[DCM90]

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Photoshop.

i know that's a photoshop. What i'm asking is are his troon clothes from his mom's horde?

 

[PT 940]

The male re-tard did use Barb's panties. It's the reason he got tested for an STD despite never being kissed.

Makes me wonder if he ever took a pregnancy test just for the heck of it

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Makes me wonder if he ever took a pregnancy test just for the heck of it

That would consist of Chris bending over in front of a mirror with a flashlight every morning and searching his anus for Sonichu eggs.

 

[FightenGnome]

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Little did Megan know that Chris would hit on that obese chick that was Kim Wilson's Friend or the Wallflower.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Chris wants to be accepted and yet the hierarchy of the Bronies considers him the lowest of any Bronies and yet there’s more degenerate Bronies in their hierarchy of Autism.

Most bronies are pretty fucking cringe, they are either overly self important or too autistic to realize how creepy they are. No the irony is not lost on me. Chris isnt even the worst I've seen in this fandom. I barely even consider him part of the fandom since it seems he's so distant from anything it does. Especially with how shunned he is.

Megan was the closest thing he ever had to a best friend, aside from Sonichu and company, and it really wasn't much of a friendship. They played children's card games and sperged about anime and vidya for a few hours a week, he tried to talk her into being his heartsweet, and she got him to buy shit off eBay for her. That was about it. I have more meaningful relationships with some of my regular customers.

I don't think Mega ever saw Chris as more than someone she could sperg about weeb shit with. That and an ATM at times (Never confirmed just seems to be the accepted story). Chris latched on to her because she showed him an ounce of affection which seems to be a reoccurring theme with him. (Side note, wasnt Megan also said to be autistic? Like literally autistic just not as bad as Chris?)

 

[King Kiwi]

Makes me wonder if he ever took a pregnancy test just for the heck of it

Or a mammo (th)gram

 

[Wraith]

Makes me wonder if he ever took a pregnancy test just for the heck of it

What are you talking about? He gives birth to whole new dimensions. Guess from what orifice.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

What are you talking about? He gives birth to whole new dimensions. Guess from what orifice.

The vagina that he had forming in his taint.

 

[Gunslinger]

That would consist of Chris bending over in front of a mirror with a flashlight every morning and searching his anus for Sonichu eggs.

Christ. Don't give him any ideas. I really don't want to read a Twitter rant about that, possibly including pictures.

 

[King Kiwi]

The vagina that he had forming in his taint.

We have pictures muwhaha

 

[The Dude]

Of course Chris would consider getting $1000 to blow on toys and video games a "very important moment". Of-fucking-course he would. He values toys and other childish shit above all else, even his own parents.

 

[Tikbalang]

Of course Chris would consider getting $1000 to blow on toys and video games a "very important moment". Of-fucking-course he would. He values toys and other childish shit above all else, even his own parents.

If I shred all of his toys in front of him and there's a gun near him, is he willing to shoot me just for the toys?

Basically it's easier for me to buy Sonichu merchandise from other people than make my own.

As long as the art is decent, even if the message is to insult Chris, he's fine with it.
So who are those deformed fairies behind Chris in the drawing?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

They're more of 'us CPUs'.

 

[Wraith]

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Basically it's easier for me to buy Sonichu merchandise from other people than make my own.
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As long as the art is decent, even if the message is to insult Chris, he's fine with it.
So who are those deformed fairies behind Chris in the drawing?

I know the answer to this, but how freaking thirsty is he for recognition and attention that something like this makes him happy? What is he, Miley Weston Cyrus?

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I know the answer to this, but how freaking thirsty is he for recognition and attention that something like this makes him happy? What is he, Miley Weston Cyrus?

In fairness, it is a very gentle mock. It's drawn competently with no jokes about stuff like pickles. If he saw art of Sonichu 1 where a very fat tranny Chris was telling a Sonichu with a dick flapping around "Hey der Sonichu, your fadd- err mudder says you go on now and z-zap to the extreme alright?" - he wouldn't be very happy

He used to get shit like that emailed to him all the time. However I am surprised he didn't critique it as he does any fan art done well.