Containment Random Chris Updates

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As far as the not sleeping beside Bob: I'm not gonna defend Blorb, I will just mention in passing that sometimes people have to sleep separately from their spouses because that spouse sounds like an industrial machine shop at night. IDK if this was their issue.

I do recall autism being known as the screaming, shit smearing tards who wore helmets because they banged their heads on everything. I guess the ones below that level didn't really get noticed back in the day except being known as little bastards.

"Chris got rekt and the medallion was yeeted" lol okay that does crack me up.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Yeah, I'm pretty old, so I was just young enough to remember when autism hit the cultural lexicon via shit like Rainman and the Nintendo kids movie. There's was very much a notion among the public of "hey, you hear about this new kinda re.tard? Autotism they call it. Damn things ain't got the gook eyes so they blend right in, 'cept their brains are like nasa computers!".
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Chris' brain is like an old speak and say. " The cow says moo" "The Tomgirl says 'Magi-Chan, bust my taintgina'".
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris is getting annoyed at Ben for bugging him about the Slime destruction.

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He slipped up again and replied as Magi-Chan at the end instead of as himself.
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So has Ben just stopped posting his slimy pony comics entirely? I think he’s just pissy now because Chris cucked him out of his ending. He played along with the merge shit for quite a while to get Chris’s attention. Now he’s dropped everything to just shove toon-gore in Chris’s face while going “WooOooOooOoo!” I wonder how much time he’s spent on his other comics since this all started.
 
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Deadpool said:
Hmmmmm @duff101 the guy who has basically been sucking Ben's dick and talking about how great this content is, is also RPing in his faggy discord server. 🤔
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What can I say? I don't hide my name or whatever like some sort of stalker gremlin, I see no need to justify what I like and don't like.

For the record I think a "war" is an incredibly stupid idea, and goes way too far into the "playing make-believe with a special individual" category.

Edit: By no means is Ben unique, heroic or anything of the sort, and his Twitter persona especially is very grating regardless of how much is sarcasm. I have no real positive or negative opinions on Ben beyond random surface level stuff like that. My point is that after all this shit that’s happened in the last 6 or more months it’s nice to have a little bit of levity and stupid, consequenceless fun.
 
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GherkinRealness said:
I'm enjoying this slime storyline, not gonna lie. The tug of war between two spergs is quite entertaining and seems to be relatively harmless unlike Sockness.

Emphasis on the "seems to be".
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The whole “Sockness is dangerous” meme is getting old. He’s a toothless sped in a carebear onesie, stop acting like he’s John Wayne Gacy.
 
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The handsome tard said:
More like an autistic Charles Manson.

Both had batshit beliefs

Both hated negos

Both hated the establishment and jerkops

Both predicted end time scenarios that would get rid of everyone they convieniently didnt like

Both depended on social rejects to believe and follow their bullshit

Both wanted to sex their mommies

Both acted like borderline cartoon characters while being recorded

Both admired nazis and serial killers (tho in Chris's case its accidental)

Both used drugs

The only true major difference is that MM was charismatic and even pretty smart to manipulate the rejects around him.

Chris is Chris ( and we have more record of HIM hurting people directly than CM, surprisingly)

Edit: Hey, Im owning up my mistake, I was typing in a hurry and wrote "Marilyn" instead of "Charles" but my point still stand.
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I can see both wearing that strap on unicorn horn dildo thing before a judge too.. I just wish Chris had a smidge more of Mason's deranged passion for life and preachiness.
 
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