Because he has a gimpy arm and she was his girlfriend way before he started making big bucks as a cancer researcher/ oncologist.
Anyway, he's stuck with her. If he leaves now, she takes half.
Being a MD in the US is a pretty big deal. You are respected, you have a steady job with many prospects, you make big bank
The only happy MDs I've ever seen are the ones still with whoever they started with.
My area has so much drama about Dr So-and-so's Ex Wife No. X just scored a large amount of money in court and Dr. So-and-so had to sell his yacht. Or if I look up the social media of a doctor (usually when a family member sees a specialist) about half the time I find a very concerning amount of photos of the wife buying a lot of clothes at Nordstroms and doing extensive interior design, with a disconcerting amount of pictures of the doctor drinking.
Also if you've been around nursing majors there's a few of them that say "I'm just here to get my MRS with an MD" and then giggle and give each other smug sideways looks.
If I were a male doctor I'd want to stay single tbh
there's a big scary world of gold digging doctor chasers out there
Anyway, back to Chris and his personality test.
Ahh, the secret shame of MBTI
I used to love MBTI in highschool, but then tumblr people use it too much, and some people get actually angry when you bring up "pseudointellectual horoscopes" (clearly never had the displeasure of being around actual horoscope fanatics suffering from OCD), or say each type applies to EVERYONE and you only like it because it flattered you!
Seriously I brought up MBTI in a casual conversation once and by the looks on the faces around me you'd have thought I had said "Orange Man Good/Bad" not "what do you guys think of Myers Briggs I used to like it in high school" lol I have reason to beleive I was talking to total assholes though for reasons other than "I don't really believe in mbti" would have answered the question just fine.
Anyway, I did learn some people are too unique to fit types and for some people it's because they are so mature that it's hard to tell (they have really good control of their inferior functions), or they are borderline on a lot of traits, or usually they are too exceptional for normal personality types to be applicable.
It used to make my head hurt trying to type this autistic guy, and bpd girl in my class. Nothing worked. I eventually came up with JJJJ and FFFF.
I think in an alternate universe where Chris's brain was wired correctly he would be an extrovert. Introvert doesn't mean shy or shut in, and plenty of introverts have no problem with shyness.
I wonder if KiwiFarms exists in that universe.
and how sane Chris would hypothetically be doing
Oh shoot! I just pictured a story about sane Chris and his wife Megan having a happy life.
Then the MERRRGGE happens, and sane Chris just wants to be left alone because he's a lazy normal man.
But it turns out he's the only one who can defeat the evil goddess destroying everything.
"Why?" he asks as he goes on quest after quest in this senseless now vagueley video game like version of reality
Only to find out that the final boss is his alternate self trooned out in a tutu raging over the idea that there is not more than one Chris, and definitely not one that can match her benevolent powers.
and idk where I was going with this at all because I'm not exceptional enough to write a comic about this and bother Chris with it.
I'm high on four cups of coffee man, it's doing stuff to my brain
