Containment Random Chris Updates

[naught]

The problem with actively trolling chris nowadays is that most trolls back in the hay day were teens with to much free time (Im not calling them all losers, Liquid Chris became a fucking cancer researcher for fuck sake) but in retrospect we can now make the conclusion that if you are trolling scheming Chris, chances are that you arent that better of than him. To troll chris nowadays you are indirectly admitting to being a bit of a loser yourself. Now a good troll knows when to quit like Liquid Chris and Alec before it got stale (while Clyde slowly faded into the background), but something tells me this Ben guy wants to act like he is Alec 2.0 and have a saga of his own...which isnt how it fucking works and that makes him a weeen in my eyes...just like the troon squad and those two losers that gave Chris a Switch.

A spot on anal-cyst. Weird how the thread goes in cycles it ebbs and flows with tard cum I'm thankful to the fail trolls and tards who don't do basic research on Chris. Or even when they do the spice flows. Is this pony diddler one of Chris's guest's? Asperchu was funny whatever the clopper is doing doesn't resonate.

 

[King Kiwi]

How many ducks could Chris take in a row?

None.
He's a fraud.

 

[The Dude]

They aren't divorced.

The rumors were all started by Liquid's brother, who hates Kacey because she took Liquid away from him. Don't believe the rumors that are posted on 8chan about them

Yep. Jon is a petty narcissist who has always been jealous that Liquid got more attention than he did, even when it was attention over Liquid having fucking CANCER when they were children. Jon's done some fucked up shit to Liquid. Spreading those lies about them is only a small part of it.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Yeah I knew a lot originates with Jon, I just figured I’d point out that only a handful of people that were close to them back in the day really know what’s going on and saying “I want proof he’s a doctor”... you’re probably not going to get any to be honest. I mean unless you go full Internet Detective and scour the furthest reaches of the web and somehow compile it all. Even then that seems kind of obsessive and creepy for people who havent been relevant for a long time now.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I'm high on four cups of coffee man, it's doing stuff to my brain

Pfft. Lightweight.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yeah I knew a lot originates with Jon, I just figured I’d point out that only a handful of people that were close to them back in the day really know what’s going on and saying “I want proof he’s a doctor”... you’re probably not going to get any to be honest. I mean unless you go full Internet Detective and scour the furthest reaches of the web and somehow compile it all. Even then that seems kind of obsessive and creepy for people who havent been relevant for a long time now.

I have no idea if he became a doctor or not but I can confirm he and Kacey are still together, or at least were as of a few months ago.

As for the other supposed rumors (the McFlurry thing, no sex thing, his fan fiction sending Kacey into a rage thing, etc), I have zero idea. They are plausible based on their personality types (Kacey could be overbearing and Liquid was beyond pussywhipped), but plausible doesn't mean it happened. The only source for it was an anonymous person on 8chan. Liquid's brother hated their relationship and was known to post on 8chan, so it could be more bullshit from him. While Kacey could be overbearing, she never seemed to be that psychotic in my interactions with her (she was more an attention whore than anything). So I doubt they were true, or they are highly exaggerated based on true stories (i.e. maybe Kacey was sick one night and wanted a McFlurry so Liquid got her one to be nice and Liquid's brother turned this into being a regular occurrence where she whined until she got one every night)

 

[Alex Krycek]

I have no idea if he became a doctor or not but I can confirm he and Kacey are still together, or at least were as of a few months ago.

As for the other supposed rumors (the McFlurry thing, no sex thing, his fan fiction sending Kacey into a rage thing, etc), I have zero idea. They are plausible based on their personality types (Kacey could be overbearing and Liquid was beyond pussywhipped), but plausible doesn't mean it happened. The only source for it was an anonymous person on 8chan. Liquid's brother hated their relationship and was known to post on 8chan, so it could be more bullshit from him. While Kacey could be overbearing, she never seemed to be that psychotic in my interactions with her (she was more an attention whore than anything). So I doubt they were true, or they are highly exaggerated based on true stories (i.e. maybe Kacey was sick one night and wanted a McFlurry so Liquid got her one to be nice and Liquid's brother turned this into being a regular occurrence where she whined until she got one every night)

See I was never on PVCC and used /cwc/ and /cow/ instead, partially because I was more familiar with them and partially because I’ve always just wanted to observe and enjoy the ride with Chris. I’m sure there’s a lot I don’t know about behind the scenes and that’s fine. Like I do often wonder what became of Sean since to this day I really love Moon Pals and I still think Clyde did some hilarious shit. All in all though I just figure they have moved on with their lives or they prefer the anonymity here or at Cwcki Club. It’s not my place to go digging. It’s like moving to a new town prior to the days of the internet, you lose touch with your old friends and you have memories of the good times and just hope they’re doing well.

Ironically the opposite happened with DN and I’m still pretty close to quite a few of those guys.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

See I was never on PVCC and used /cwc/ and /cow/ instead, partially because I was more familiar with them and partially because I’ve always just wanted to observe and enjoy the ride with Chris. I’m sure there’s a lot I don’t know about behind the scenes and that’s fine. Like I do often wonder what became of Sean since to this day I really love Moon Pals and I still think Clyde did some hilarious shit. All in all though I just figure they have moved on with their lives or they prefer the anonymity here or at /baph/ with trannies. It’s not my place to go digging. It’s like moving to a new town prior to the days of the internet, you lose touch with your old friends and you have memories of the good times and just hope they’re doing well.

Ironically the opposite happened with DN and I’m still pretty close to quite a few of those guys.

Clyde was the best troll ever. He was so good at playing Chris's nemesis. He was a really chill guy, too. Just loved to have fun.

Honestly PVCC was not that different from here, other than the famous trolls were on there. It was also way more a-loggy back then.

 

[King Kiwi]

Clyde was the best troll ever. He was so good at playing Chris's nemesis. He was a really chill guy, too. Just loved to have fun.

Honestly PVCC was not that different from here, other than the famous trolls were on there. It was also way more a-loggy back then.

Chris was born for internet infamy.

He'll never accept that but it's the one thing he's really good at it.

I can thank him for showing me examples of everything not to be.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Clyde was the best troll ever. He was so good at playing Chris's nemesis. He was a really chill guy, too. Just loved to have fun.

Honestly PVCC was not that different from here, other than the famous trolls were on there. It was also way more a-loggy back then.

Wasn’t Clyde multiple people? I always assumed there was an “inner circle” when the most prominent trolls were active, but then I hear claims that there wasn’t actually anyone actively monitoring Chris, just people randomly claiming to be Clyde and it was just a shot in the dark whether or not Chris would respond.

I don’t know how “organized” the trolling was, per se, but back in 09 someone I knew managed to get a response from Chris via AIM after sending a random message, only to get five IMs from five different screen names telling them to not bother Chris. I kinda just assumed that all of the active trolls had total access to his accounts and periodically screened/filtered anyone trying to contact him, which was way before the Guard Dogs were on the scene.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Is that one in the lower right @Picklechu ?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Damn, the thousand yard stare on this one.

 

[Picklechu]

Is that one in the lower tight @Picklechu ?

Shit, it's green and an alcoholic, too.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Damn, the thousand yard stare on this one.

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Add the Frankenstein's monster-vibe here, is she supposed to be part coconut tree? I can't imagine how uncomfortable it would be to wear shoes and socks over my grass-feet, and why are her fucking arms Caucasian? This is an abomination, even YHWH's OC Jesus Christ would agree.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

Damn, the thousand yard stare on this one.

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That's basically what i look like after doing a dab at work and trying to talk to my boss.

 

[Alex Krycek]

That's basically what i look like after doing a dab at work and trying to talk to my boss.

I’m glad I quit pot almost a decade ago...

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Whoever these characters are, they are stupid and just more shit for him to pretend to talk to in C-197.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

Damn, the thousand yard stare on this one.

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"War... has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines. War, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine...…"

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Add the Frankenstein's monster-vibe here, is she supposed to be part coconut tree? I can't imagine how uncomfortable it would be to wear shoes and socks over my grass-feet, and why are her fucking arms Caucasian? This is an abomination, even YHWH's OC Jesus Christ would agree.

That's suppose to be a sonichu version of this pokemon:

Alolan Exeggutor.