Containment Random Chris Updates

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y'all need some new cards
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"Hey, sorry I have been shitting myself and doing nothing for months, here's some cards nobody asked for, intended to uninvitedly butt into another card game that nobody but horsefuckers give a shit about. A lot of them even have reused art so I didn't have to draw anything! I may or may not send decks to you paypigs if I feel like it, I was going to update the teirs* in accordance but it looked like work and I sprained a fallopian tube just from the effort of thinking about considering maybe doing it. Fuck you all! Peace!"

*Quite ironic how the smug asshole teased a elementary school Cole for misspelling "mother" when he is almost 40 and can't still spell for shit, misspelling "tier" every single time on his patreon.
 
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“Hey Chris, it’s Ben, I’m reporting from the slime city now, hang on let me move the phone out so you can hear. PSSSHHHH. Oh no the rain is melting everyone!! AAAAHHH! PFFFFF! That was the sound of someone exploding, it’s so bad Chris. Oh look the twin towers have been revived! Oh no, they’re being destroyed again! NEEEEEER PEW PEW PEW PFFFFFF! Oh god it’s a bloodbath here. What have you done Chris?!”
 
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The problem with actively trolling chris nowadays is that most trolls back in the hay day were teens with to much free time (Im not calling them all losers, Liquid Chris became a fucking cancer researcher for fuck sake) but in retrospect we can now make the conclusion that if you are trolling scheming Chris, chances are that you arent that better of than him. To troll chris nowadays you are indirectly admitting to being a bit of a loser yourself. Now a good troll knows when to quit like Liquid Chris and Alec before it got stale (while Clyde slowly faded into the background), but something tells me this Ben guy wants to act like he is Alec 2.0 and have a saga of his own...which isnt how it fucking works and that makes him a weeen in my eyes...just like the troon squad and those two losers that gave Chris a Switch.
 
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The handsome tard said:
The problem with actively trolling chris nowadays is that most trolls back in the hay day were teens with to much free time (Im not calling them all losers, Liquid Chris became a fucking cancer researcher for fuck sake) but in retrospect we can now make the conclusion that if you are trolling scheming Chris, chances are that you arent that better of than him. To troll chris nowadays you are indirectly admitting to being a bit of a loser yourself. Now a good troll knows when to quit like Liquid Chris and Alec before it got stale (while Clyde slowly faded into the background), but something tells me this Ben guy wants to act like he is Alec 2.0 and have a saga of his own...which isnt how it fucking works and that makes him a weeen in my eyes...just like the troon squad and those two losers that gave Chris a Switch.
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Didn’t Saint have an livestream about Sonichu that got a shit ton of views?
 
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I hope Chris realizes that the merge will bring us Khorne. Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne!
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Chris and Magi Chan took a personality test.BA349E2E-E772-429E-BDC2-8262F0FEC3AD.pngFCF66A16-53BD-40F0-9284-03704ED4AB8F.png
 
Jasonfan89 said:
Why does that personality test have protagonist as a ranking? bs like that is only going to be further feed Chris'delusions that the world is some video game or anime and he's the main character hero on some epic quest
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To be honest, its not only Chris but people nowadays in general. They need to constantly assure themselves that they are the protagonists, the heroes of the story (ignoring the fact that you can be the former without being the latter).

People nowadays are so despered for meaning, to believe they are the heroes that they will do anything to stand out...and attitudes like that will only further their delusions.

In the end, these people are the definition of the line " Everyone is a hero in their own story"
 
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The handsome tard said:
The problem with actively trolling chris nowadays is that most trolls back in the hay day were teens with to much free time (Im not calling them all losers, Liquid Chris became a fucking cancer researcher for fuck sake) but in retrospect we can now make the conclusion that if you are trolling scheming Chris, chances are that you arent that better of than him. To troll chris nowadays you are indirectly admitting to being a bit of a loser yourself. Now a good troll knows when to quit like Liquid Chris and Alec before it got stale (while Clyde slowly faded into the background), but something tells me this Ben guy wants to act like he is Alec 2.0 and have a saga of his own...which isnt how it fucking works and that makes him a weeen in my eyes...just like the troon squad and those two losers that gave Chris a Switch.
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I got a kick out of DA TROLLS back in the old days, I particularly enjoyed Liquid Chris because his imitation of him was so accurate. For the most part, people trolling him now are doing the exact same stuff from 10+ years ago but act like it's something new. Awesome, mimic his comic or pretend to be a person with a romantic interest in him. It just comes across as unfunny and trying too hard. It's like if somebody went to a tv network to pitch a new tv show and it was just M*A*S*H* but with different names for the characters. Yeah that's original and hilarious.
 
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Spergichu said:
That does make me think about how Chris would be as a pastor, if he had an actual understanding of theology outside of what he heard in Sunday school as a kid and what he’s made up for his merge shit. He’d obviously still have a speech impediment, he would still be a true and honest heterosexual male and even further in the closet than he was pre-tomgirl and we obviously wouldn’t have our beloved comic franchise. I wonder what his preaching style would be like. The image of Chris in one of his stained shirts awkwardly trying to preach fire and brimstone to a crowd is hilarious to me.
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This whole 'Chris as a preacher' thing reminds me of that 'pastor' who is autistic as fuck and was being rolled by trolls using the name of Christian Weston Chandler to attack him, and he made a bunch of lulzy Youtube vids that are probably still around going off on Chris-Chan with all kinds of fire and brimstone shit delivered with a speech impediment that makes Russell Greer sound like Michael Buffer.
 
Jasonfan89 said:
Why does that personality test have protagonist as a ranking? bs like that is only going to be further feed Chris'delusions that the world is some video game or anime and he's the main character hero on some epic quest
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Love Quest more precisely. It's not the test's fault, Chris would use anything to support his beliefs, he's just that stupid.
 
The handsome tard said:
To be honest, its not only Chris but people nowadays in general. They need to constantly assure themselves that they are the protagonists, the heroes of the story (ignoring the fact that you can be the former without being the latter).

People nowadays are so despered for meaning, to believe they are the heroes that they will do anything to stand out...and attitudes like that will only further their delusions.

In the end, these people are the definition of the line " Everyone is a hero in their own story"
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“I, AM THE GOD DAMN HERO!”
-Handsome Jack before he fucking died.
 
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