Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Dude]

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If a guy with a down syndrome who never finish high school be able to get employed, so can you Chris. Make that "Strong will" into action

I really hope something comes along to knock Chris off that ivory tower he's put himself on, because this unwarranted sense of self-importance and smug, egotistical superiority he's got going on is getting really old.

 

[AnOminous]

I really hope something comes along to knock Chris off that ivory tower he's put himself on, because this unwarranted sense of self-importance and smug, egotistical superiority he's got going on is getting really old.

Smug Chris getting bitch slapped by reality is always a thing and usually at the height of his arrogance.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I really hope something comes along to knock Chris off that ivory tower he's put himself on, because this unwarranted sense of self-importance and smug, egotistical superiority he's got going on is getting really old.

I can see Smug Chris get knocked down a peg with the recent leaks of Sonic's redesign with his arms being blue and the announcement of the fifth generation of MLP.

 

[Tikbalang]

I can see Smug Chris get knocked down a peg with the recent leaks of Sonic's redesign with his arms being blue and the announcement of the fifth generation of MLP.

Smug Chris getting bitch slapped by reality is always a thing and usually at the height of his arrogance.

Smug Chris and Ben Saint's Vapors comics

 

[Rupin]

I can see Smug Chris get knocked down a peg with the recent leaks of Sonic's redesign with his arms being blue and the announcement of the fifth generation of MLP.

the redesign looks a tad better. I’m glad they kept the blue arms just to piss Chris off.

 

[Nebula Slasher]

https://www.gofundme.com/f/send-christine-to-babscon ***

Alan Christopher
Organizer
Kingston upon Hull, ENG

Isn't that the guy who did the last stupid fundraiser?

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

It was 50$

To give you an idea, this was the promo video for this and he put minimal effort even into it.

Not gonna lie though, every time he attempts the Lovely Weather song I do laugh.

Holy shit, I had completely forgotten half-witted saccharin tranny falsetto he does sometimes to make him seem more womanly (in his opinion). Thank you for reminding me of it.

 

[Time of Space]

How about he gets paid with monopoly money and say that its gonna be worth enough money to build mansion made up of other smaller mansions when the merge happens? Denying it would mean he DOESNT believe in the merge.

Then you'll just hear "I am da goddess i say wat goes".
Even if you got him to say two contradictory statements, filmed him saying both and showed both videos to him right after, he would not understand the problem. It FEELS right to him, therefore it's okay.

IMO he is literally to dumb to comprehend contradictions as a concept, let alone recognize them in the wild.

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

Holy shit, I had completely forgotten half-witted saccharin tranny falsetto he does sometimes to make him seem more womanly (in his opinion). Thank you for reminding me of it.

How could you ever forget his sweet falsetto, it sounds like something between the waco siege slaughtered rabbit sounds and the aztec death whistle. I would love to hear a raw black metal band with Chris doing vocals.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

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Unhirable yet employed as a godes. Jesus went through shit as a god (or becoming a god if you're JW) through whipping; and beating and Chris got the godes position with no skills in his resume.

Jesus tappdancin’ Christ, this guy thinks he could be the next Liquid Chris and misses the point of Liquid Chris.

also this is from the CWCKiclub Discord.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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Unhirable yet employed as a godes. Jesus went through shit as a god (or becoming a god if you're JW) through whipping; and beating and Chris got the godes position with no skills in his resume.

He'll never admit it's HIS damn fault his name is forever associated with being an infantile buffoon that can't rub two fast food pickles together let alone two brain cells.

Secondly, Yeah too bad being a lazy, delusional slob isn't really a full time job otherwise you'd be a millionaire instead of a suffering with debt laughingstock with a wiki and a forum following you everyday of your life.

What I wouldn't give for something to just bust the bubble that is his ego already and show him he's not a goddess with bottomless coffers waiting for him in his fantasy land. It's probably gonna take something like Barb croaking or the county sheriff escorting him off branchland court for it to finally sink in, but when it does it'll probably leave him spiritually broken.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

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Unhirable yet employed as a godes. Jesus went through shit as a god (or becoming a god if you're JW) through whipping; and beating and Chris got the godes position with no skills in his resume.

Gode, I can't wait for the fallout after Barb kicks the bucket.

 

[jc17]

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Unhirable yet employed as a godes. Jesus went through shit as a god (or becoming a god if you're JW) through whipping; and beating and Chris got the godes position with no skills in his resume.

"I'm a goddess with untold potential and power you cannot even begin to imagine. I'm also unemployable."

 

[Vampirella]

Jesus tappdancin’ Christ, this guy thinks he could be the next Liquid Chris and misses the point of Liquid Chris.
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also this is from the /baph/ with trannies Discord.

>Gay, furry, rich, drowning in choochie.

Weens don't even try any more. Chris is probably already ignoring this guy. He's just background noise like the other trolls orbiting Chris.

Edit: That didn't last long.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Jesus tappdancin’ Christ, this guy thinks he could be the next Liquid Chris and misses the point of Liquid Chris.
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also this is from the /baph/ with trannies Discord.

"He will become obsolete in my wake"

Gosh, look at this self-important mongoloid. You were nagging a certified 'tard on twitter, not invading Russia, you goddamn ape.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME don't even try any more.

Did they ever?

 

[Floop]

Did they ever?

Hey Chris, you’re gay. Gay gay gay gay gay! Big gay man! Yeah you’re a man! Man man man man man! Chris I’m gonna- aw shit I got blocked.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Hey Chris, you’re gay. Gay gay gay gay gay! Big gay man! Yeah you’re a man! Man man man man man! Chris I’m gonna- aw shit I got blocked.

If You want to troll chris you need to hit him where it hurts. Ben was on the mark, but of course, he had to screw it up.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I just have to wonder on what level this guy thought this would work? Like fucking hell, you gotta do more than just call him names and say you’re better than him, that’s never worked against Chris. He knows he can either ignore you or block you.

 

[Floop]

If You want to troll chris you need to hit him where it hurts. Ben was on the mark, but of course, he had the screw it up.

Alec was legendary, because he acted reasonable, but occasionally sperged out when he argued with Chris about how asperchu was an original character. If he just sperged all the time, imitating Chris, Chris would be like “Wow you’re weird, I’m not talking to you.” But he didn’t. It was fucking genius.