Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

Btw, it's been over a year since the Merge talk began:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/twitter-10-14-magi-chan-tweets.48870/page-2#post-3862765

How many more years will Chris be clinging to this delusion?

 

[King Kiwi]

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He'll babble about this for a bit, eventually realize it's not happening, then push back the Merge date again.

Which of course means everyone will parish.

Thanks MAGI- CHAN!!!!!!

You bitch.

 

[The Pest]

I fail to see how a 7-11 bootleg and a new Staples shop are signs of the Merge. Maybe Im jusy not autistic enough...

 

[King Kiwi]

I fail to see how a 7-11 bootleg and a new Staples shop are signs of the Merge. Maybe Im jusy not autistic enough...

Clearly not.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

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7-Eleven has a copycat competitor called 8-Twelve Convenience Store

7-Eleven, meet your new competitor, 8-Twelve.

pop.inquirer.net

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Of all places, how could Gotham City be in New Jersey?

The Dallas-Fort Worth area is far more likely.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

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7-Eleven has a copycat competitor called 8-Twelve Convenience Store

7-Eleven, meet your new competitor, 8-Twelve.

pop.inquirer.net

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I mean, I found a Panera I didn't know existed. Maybe the merge is happening

 

[Sperglord Dante]

How many more years will Chris be clinging to this delusion?

life expectancy - current age

I presume those are some 10 years considering Chris consumes fast food and sugary drinks every single day plus lives in a dumpster with dirty animals.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Not a comic fan, except for creepy and eerie, but I thought that Gotham was a thinly-veiled NYC.

 

[Mason Verger]

Not a comic fan, except for creepy and eerie, but I thought that Gotham was a thinly-veiled NYC.

It is, but so is metropolis since all those old comic book guys published out of Manhattan in the golden age. So the new “lore” is that metropolis is where NYC is and Gotham is in north eastern New Jersey.

 

[AnOminous]

Of all places, how could Gotham City be in New Jersey?

The Dallas-Fort Worth area is far more likely.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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7-Eleven has a copycat competitor called 8-Twelve Convenience Store

7-Eleven, meet your new competitor, 8-Twelve.

pop.inquirer.net

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Of all places, how could Gotham City be in New Jersey?

The Dallas-Fort Worth area is far more likely.

Gotham had been compared to cities like Newark and Camden mainly in the comics later years because of how crime ridden those cities are.

Metropolis is meant to be new York and star city is Philadelphia and/or Pittsburgh while coast city is Seattle and Portland.

 

[AnOminous]

Gotham had been compared to cities like Newark and Camden mainly in the comics later years because of how crime ridden those cities are.

Jersey City would also be a good fit for the legendary corruption of its government (even by New Jersey standards).

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I just noticed the Dimension Merge thing is rather similar to Disney+ which is coming out real soon. Even NatGeo is a part of it.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris sent out Shipfic cards to the "collaborators" whose art he appropriated.

 

[Mason Verger]

Gotham had been compared to cities like Newark and Camden mainly in the comics later years because of how crime ridden those cities are.

Metropolis is meant to be new York and star city is Philadelphia and/or Pittsburgh while coast city is Seattle and Portland.

Personally I always felt that metropolis would be a better fit for Chicago even though I know it’s meant to be New York.

 

[No.]

I mean, I found a Panera I didn't know existed. Maybe the merge is happening

The local shitty gas station that hasn't been renovated since the 70s got an automatic milkshake machine here. It's definitely happening.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris sent out Shipfic cards to the "collaborators" whose art he appropriated.

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Someone should tell him this is gonna turn into a job and his "friends" will expect him to do work.

Maybe then this will stop.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Someone tries to tell Chris he's wrong.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

What, exactly, does he do when he says he's extremely busy with the merge? Making toys drop from his hand, drawing ponies, playing vidya?

There's your answer, then. If something about factual reality conflicts with his merge, then the perpetrators "chronicled" it wrong.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

What, exactly, does he do when he says he's extremely busy with the merge? Making toys drop from his hand, drawing ponies, playing vidya?

There's your answer, then. If something about factual reality conflicts with his merge, then the perpetrators "chronicled" it wrong.

Would love to see some sperg wars with chris and comic fans about DC, Marvel and the Merge.