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The American Hedgehog said:
Hard to say with Chris. It's the guy who talked a big game about having multiple heart attacks, but a closer look at his story showed it was just heartburn. The tingly stuff could just be bullshit he imagined up the same way.
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Chris is going to need a firefighter after the housefire
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Chris you can’t tame a cat that wasn’t housebroken before you adopted it. Yeah you did okay with Pollo because he was an outside cat mostly and already kinda old but even he died. Sorbet got hit by a fucking car. The only reason Lucy is alive is because she’s old enough to adapt to this and maybe she’s actually got 9 lives. Hell maybe Scampers would still be around if you weren’t craving coffee at 2 AM. Hopefully Kitty found a way out.
 
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{o}P II said:
I think that spot will always be held by bluespike. the mere thought of his antics sends a chill down the most depraved of spines
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That’s a contender for sure but Stephen Boyd takes it for me.
Stephen: “Hi Chris I’m whatever Anime character or I’m God. Be nice to Joshua while he’s pretending to be an anime character.”
Chris: “Oh okay I will...l”
Joshua: *some comment about torturing a hedgehog monster* “lol”
Chris: No stop!
Stephen: That’ll be 500 USD
 
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Nauseated Courgi said:
Will anything come of this or no?
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Because a 1-off store capitalizing off a joke or theme has never existed in the world ever before.

Anyone else remember that restaurant in South Korea done up in Nazi flags and paraphanelia called 'Hitler Food and Drink'? This is just a less likely to be burned down and more likely to get sued version of the same technique.
 
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{o}P II said:
I think that spot will always be held by bluespike. the mere thought of his antics sends a chill down the most depraved of spines
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you're a pussy if you think anything bluespike did (none of which was wrong, btw) went too far, when realistically he didn't go far enough

he should have gone to chris's house, shoved that medallion up his ass in person, then called the cops, claimed to be a victim of kidnapping by chris and sent him to jail once and for all

it would have stopped this merge cancer and brown-nosers getting into his ear all the time before it metastasized like it has
 
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Mr. 0 said:
you're a pussy if you think anything bluespike did (none of which was wrong, btw) went too far, when realistically he didn't go far enough
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Pardon me for thinking a teenager having phone sex with a man in his late 20s is wrong. Call me old fashioned.

But Clyde could probably at least snap Chris back into reality given enough motivation and time.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
I think Sockness has him beat. Bluespike never wanted to rape chris. Stuff things up chris's ass, yes, record it, yes, but never wanted to rape chris.
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Jacob does not *want* to rape Christian.
Most rapists don't *want* to rape.
He's doing it because his disgusting sexual desires overwhelm his care for another human being. "My desires supersceed yours." I think that's what rape comes down to.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
Pardon me for thinking a teenager having phone sex with a man in his late 20s is wrong. Call me old fashioned.

But Clyde could probably at least snap Chris back into reality given enough motivation and time.
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no he was put up to it by the cool kids to frame him

I'll remind people the end result only happened because Chris was too dumb and lazy to register a new PSN account that the trolls didn't have. Let that sink in for a minute. Chris was made to take the harder route instead of taking the path of least resistance. Bluespike should be praised instead of dissed.

And Clyde couldn't even do shit as Vivian G; trolling as Clyde Cash proved it wasn't worth the time or effort to get Chris to wake up and smell the coffee. Though it was funny.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
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A really rough and and active day? Oh I'm so sorry your magesty it must be so tiring doing nothing but babble like an idiot about children's characters and playing with dolls all day.

Kinda powerleveling here but I'm working 35 hours this week at night and 85 dollars of that is going to pay taxes so people like him can just sit around all day doing nothing, times like this I almost envy chris but then I remembered his life time of sloth and ignorance comes with a hefty price.
 
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I legitimately want to know what Chris is doing to prepare for the merge. Is he doing deep meditation and trying to concentrate his energy places like a zen guru? Dancing around his room having roleplay fantasies like a child fighting invisible ninjas would? I'm sure part of it is just sitting around being generally uninteresting, but the other stuff I'd like to see.
 
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