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Chris has had multiple gal pals die on him over the years and bounced back the next day, and he actually wanted those.
Sockness guilt tripping is no match for that Goku Getum additiude.
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Sockness guilt tripping is no match for that Goku Getum additiude.
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And absolutely nothing of value was lost.
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Case in point.
You can't guilt trip someone like chris. Sockness doesn't have half the foothold on chris he thinks he does with this passive aggressive tantrum.
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Yeah and doesn't help all Sockness has is a roleplaying buddy for Chris but there are other enablers who'd fill that hole so Chris is more likely to forget about him.
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Gahd seriously, right? Suckass takes the passag cuck reaction route & then Chris does a quasi-doubleback on what he said earlier to kind of amend the borders of Friendzoneland.. god these two waddletwats really can't do anything right.
It's the Special Olympics of terminal boredom.
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Also, Sockness says his saga isn't quite over yet.
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No, Borb likely tolerated him because they couldn't come up with a decent alibi for his disappearance.
But actually loving him? Not sure either one ever did that, and especially not after they knew how speshul Chris is.
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Chris is planning more Shipfic cards, wants to make one on the 
meme.
meme.
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I'm sure he didn't come up with this idea.Chris is planning more Shipfic cards, wants to make one on the
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As much as people like to mock him about it, at least he's learned to acknowledge the more embarrassing pieces of his infamy. A few years ago he could barely get through Sachumo's doc the moment he started going into detail on the trolling. Marketing the unflattering side of his life (which is 99.99992% of it) at least shows that he can learn to not take himself as seriously as he used to.
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Poor Jakey boy. Chris is going to take his imaginary planetland and run with it in CWC style, and there will be nothing Jake can do because Chris is a Godes who Knows the Truth, among which, but I digress.Chris is planning more Shipfic cards, wants to make one on the
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It'll consist of Chris simply saying everything is fixed in Jacob's imaginationland, of course, and it will be boring as fuck. Then the juggernaut of cpuponychu autism will trundle onwards, leaving poor Jakey as a random footnote in the past.
Never mind, Jake. There's always Yaniv.
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Yup, wouldn't you rather enjoy ketchup kisses from a hermaphrodite goddesses versus the muddbutt of an overgrown toddler?!
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Why does he think there's a Top 10 list of CWC memes?
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If Fakeabitch was worth his salt, he would have broken into the Chandler home months ago and rode fatass for all he's not worth.
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Motherfucker is still in denialChris is planning more Shipfic cards, wants to make one on the
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This really the MKR saga. It won over Sickness' obsessive gay luv so now it must do the victory screech.
I also see Sickness is hitting Yaniv again along with some filthy, literally fucking a life size Sonic plush doll Twitter account.
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Couldnt we call this event the Orbiter Wars? It's the saga where MKR and her allies battled Jacob and his imaginary aliens for Chris's attention.
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My guess is sockness will now go all like "i will be allies with jacoba, there is nothing left for me. *craaaawwwlllliiinnggg iiiinnn mmyyy skiiiin*"
And Chris will have to rescue him with his love.
Also who is more alive ? Ozzy or barb?
And Chris will have to rescue him with his love.
Also who is more alive ? Ozzy or barb?
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Indeed. It is a hopeful sign for Chris, insofar as he's now showing some willingness to address the aspects of his past that upset him - although it'll probably boil down to another deck of crappy cards in which he somehow finds ways to yell at us about how great he is.
In which spirit, I offer these for consideration as some of his 'Top CWC Memes'. Make cards out of these, old boy.
MY NAME IS NOT...IAN...BRANNAN...SOMETHING!
THAT IS MY HOUSE!
I'M WORKIN' ON IT!
I HAVE NUMEROUS PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS!
I STUFF GREEN BEANS! I STUFF BROCCOLI! I STUFF CORN! I STUFF CARROTS!
THE GUY IN THE PICKLE SUIT TRICKED ME AGAIN!