Containment Random Chris Updates

[muh_moobs]

Give Chris a little bacon and he’ll expect the whole hog.

But he turned Jacob down

 

[MC Ride]

The refusal to work on Sonichu boggles my mind. All parties benefit from more comics. Chris gets to live out his fantasies and spread his messages, whiteknights get to give asspats, and we get entertainment. You'd think with unlimited free time, a built-in audience eager for more pages, and virtually no trolling in his life, Chris would be all over more Sonichu. It begs the question now more than ever- what the hell does he do all day anymore?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

At this point the only thing that would motivate chris to work on his comic is if someone else took over the story and took it in a direction that chris didn't like. Much like how playing with an ignored toy will somehow make the other kids suddenly want it, chris would seek to show us the 'correct' story of sonichu. Of course some people are doing just that with parody comics, but they'd have to also claim that sonichu is their property now.

Idea
New Villain: Barbarella bent on keeping Sonichu from enjoying a gang bang involving pickles dripping in brine.

 

[Mason Verger]

I don’t see the point in new comics. The appeal before was to view them as a window into his wish fulfillment when dealing with real world problems, but he doesn’t even have real world problems anymore. He mostly just stays inside and consumes hours and hours of children’s media now.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I don’t see the point in new comics. The appeal before was to view them as a window into his wish fulfillment when dealing with real world problems, but he doesn’t even have real world problems anymore. He mostly just stays inside and consumes hours and hours of children’s media now.

I like the typos and bad art style and stories that make no sense.

 

[Mason Verger]

I like the typos and bad art style and stories that make no sense.

I couldn’t even read that last one. It’s just ponies flirting with each other, and every pony is a Chris stand-in. Even before that, when it was sonichus, it at least took place in a semi-real world environment, so you got nuggets of gold like “soup hotels” and mayors having their offices in shopping malls. Now that it’s %100 fantasy it’s all sky castles and pony friendship.

 

[DCM90]

I remember the GiBi video that Sockness hates homeless people and Chris has traits/habits that homeless people have.
I expect Sockness would prefer BDSM with Chris
"I'm hobophobic and hobosexual"

Its obvious he wants to be the one in charge/master. He was trying to lure CWC . I bet he was planning to do some gayass ritual like using Chris as a sex altar. Like one of those counterculture 60s Coven/neo Pagan rituals but instead of a sexy fertile girl laying down it is the horror waiting to be deflorated...

 

[Rupin]

The refusal to work on Sonichu boggles my mind. All parties benefit from more comics. Chris gets to live out his fantasies and spread his messages, whiteknights get to give asspats, and we get entertainment. You'd think with unlimited free time, a built-in audience eager for more pages, and virtually no trolling in his life, Chris would be all over more Sonichu. It begs the question now more than ever- what the hell does he do all day anymore?

If it were actually Sonichu adventures with Chris having a limited role like in the early issues, then yeah I would be for it. As for right now, nah. The comics would be confusing as hell with all the dimension jumping crap and would be huge text walls about him and all of his little mlp fantasies. In other words, boring as fuck.

 

[Milk Mage]

Fuck this. I'm about to pull a Ryan Cash if he doesn't put out any new shit.

 

[Rupin]

Fuck this. I'm about to pull a Ryan Cash if he doesn't put out any new shit.

mlp and redesigning his characters seems like The best way to do it.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

The refusal to work on Sonichu boggles my mind. All parties benefit from more comics. Chris gets to live out his fantasies and spread his messages, whiteknights get to give asspats, and we get entertainment. You'd think with unlimited free time, a built-in audience eager for more pages, and virtually no trolling in his life, Chris would be all over more Sonichu. It begs the question now more than ever- what the hell does he do all day anymore?

This is something that fascinates me - Chris wanted to be known and get money from Sonichu and despite his massive failures in life, he’s in a particularly prime position to pull in plenty of profit for very little work.

He has a sizable audience that follows him unironically and will go to lengths to get more of him. If he were to continue captain’s logs, make paid videos, call-outs, comics (particularly about himself), and even hold private online gaming sessions behind a paywall, I’m 99% certain he’d have a line of we.ens, trolls, and curious kiwis wrapped around the internet block. He doesn’t have to do much, because he’s fallen ass-backwards into e-fame , and everything he does gets multiplied just because of his infamy.

However, if he were to open up too much, it may be possible people’d lose interest. Also, Chris is incredibly incapable of doing the bare minimum.

It’s so ironically funny that Chris got his wish to be a famous cartoonist and to make money off Sonichu despite his poor work ethic and just being a virgin with rage on the internet. He could get so much more if he only cared enough.

 

[Mason Verger]

However, if he were to open up too much, it may be possible people’d lose interest. Also, Chris is incredibly incapable of doing the bare minimum.

Great points, and I kinda fall on that line. “Art” has only perceived value assigned to it. I think if Chris ever were to knuckle down and really start marketing himself properly, he’d have a quick, big uptick in profit, then it would drop off immediately because at the end of the day, it’s really just bad drawing by an autist. It’s the fact that there’s a good chance he’ll screw you over if you buy his shit that adds the allure to his paypigs.

Hell, I’ve always felt that the most quintessential piece of Chris Chan memorabilia is a notice of non-delivery from USPS tracking.

“Notice: you’re delivery has not left Ruckersville, VA.”

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Great points, and I kinda fall on that line. “Art” has only perceived value assigned to it. I think if Chris ever were to knuckle down and really start marketing himself properly, he’d have a quick, big uptick in profit, then it would drop off immediately because at the end of the day, it’s really just bad drawing by an autist. It’s the fact that there’s a good chance he’ll screw you over if you buy his shit that adds the allure to his paypigs.

Hell, I’ve always felt that the most quintessential piece of Chris Chan memorabilia is a notice of non-delivery from USPS tracking.

“Notice: you’re delivery has not left Ruckersville, VA.”

I thought the early Sonichu comics were interesting because it was his view of events that actually happened in his life with a bit of added wish fulfilment but now it’s just nonsense about ponies and cartoon dimensions and since Chris is extremely unoriginal it’s very boring.

It‘s like his videos they were fun initially when they were vlogs but now they‘re mostly just tedious Chris asking for money for useless junk/begging videos.

 

[Mason Verger]

I thought the early Sonichu comics were interesting because it was his view of events that actually happened in his life with a bit of added wish fulfilment but now it’s just nonsense about ponies and cartoon dimensions and since Chris is extremely unoriginal it’s very boring.

It‘s like his videos they were fun initially when they were vlogs but now they‘re mostly just tedious Chris asking for money for useless junk/begging videos.

And yet the irony being he’s making more money off being mediocre now than he ever made back when he was legitimately interesting.

It’s funny, Chris can’t move an arguably well presented(for Chris) $330 card set with tons of extras, yet he once sold a old soiled quilt with zero significance for like $500 no problem.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

Great points, and I kinda fall on that line. “Art” has only perceived value assigned to it. I think if Chris ever were to knuckle down and really start marketing himself properly, he’d have a quick, big uptick in profit, then it would drop off immediately because at the end of the day, it’s really just bad drawing by an autist. It’s the fact that there’s a good chance he’ll screw you over if you buy his shit that adds the allure to his paypigs.

Hell, I’ve always felt that the most quintessential piece of Chris Chan memorabilia is a notice of non-delivery from USPS tracking.

“Notice: you’re delivery has not left Ruckersville, VA.”

Point taken. Chris wouldn’t be Chris if he wasn’t incredibly lazy. My hypothetical is based around Chris doing actual work.

Also, I don’t think the main pull of Chris’ art is the art itself. It’s more the lunacy of his deranged mind that not-so-subtly slips in that keeps us coming back for more.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Speaking of @Alec Benson Leary
Has "Asperchu" got a thread??!
I loved it really. Was impressed with the awesome art and humor

 

[Mason Verger]

Point taken. Chris wouldn’t be Chris if he wasn’t incredibly lazy. My hypothetical is based around Chris doing actual work.

Also, I don’t think the main pull of Chris’ art is the art itself. It’s more the lunacy of his deranged mind that not-so-subtly slips in that keeps us coming back for more.

It makes no sense to us because Chris has actually seen the fruits of his labors bare out. A year or two ago, he was consistently earning an extra $1000 or so every month by selling stuff properly(not screwing over customers to the point of having his eBay suspended), and he did so for something like 8 straight months. But I think he’s just such a lazy weirdo that he’d rather be given $100 than earn $1000. Like in his autistic mind, that $100 is pure profit and he’d rather keep his garbage than part with it.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

It makes no sense to us because Chris has actually seen the fruits of his labors bare out. A year or two ago, he was consistently earning an extra $1000 or so every month by selling stuff properly(not screwing over customers to the point of having his eBay suspended), and he did so for something like 8 straight months. But I think he’s just such a lazy weirdo that he’d rather be given $100 than earn $1000. Like in his autistic mind, that $100 is pure profit and he’d rather keep his garbage than part with it.

At this point he thinks he's a goddess and any effort on his part is wasted energy, Chris is a lost cause.

 

[MC Ride]

The delusions are probably the biggest distinction from classic Chris and nuChris. It's actually sad to see his mind deteriorate the way it has. I think the house fire, bob's death, and the troon shit fucked with him more than we realize. As idiotic and silly classic Chris was, he was pretty high functioning compared to now. Classic Chris would've churned out pages if he was both free from trolls and given the money.

I have to agree on the any new comics being incomprehensible Christine-babble, though. If you told me back in 2013 when I first discovered Chris that in a couple years he'd be LARP'ing as an all-powerful CPU goddess and that it would somehow be boring as all hell, I'd never believe you.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The delusions are probably the biggest distinction from classic Chris and nuChris. It's actually sad to see his mind deteriorate the way it has. I think the house fire, bob's death, and the troon shit fucked with him more than we realize. As idiotic and silly classic Chris was, he was pretty high functioning compared to now. Classic Chris would've churned out pages if he was both free from trolls and given the money.

I have to agree on the any new comics being incomprehensible Christine-babble, though. If you told me back in 2013 when I first discovered Chris that in a couple years he'd be LARP'ing as an all-powerful CPU goddess and that it would somehow be boring as all hell, I'd never believe you.

I doubt it cause Classic Chris needed people to fuck with him in order for him to finish pages and blamed the trolls for no new comics coming out.