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- Jun 3, 2016
I created Sanshoes.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
- Start date
- Joined
- Jan 17, 2017
Considering he supposedly sucked balls at the Yu-Gi-Oh and pokemon TCGs, I'd love to have chris find another local hobby shop to frequent. Either he finds a new Megan to perv on or he wastes more of tugboat on sucky ass pre-fab decks and spergs out when he loses.
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- Sep 20, 2019
It’s obvious that Chris steals for his “originality”
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- Jan 10, 2019
I'm somewhat certain there are a good amount of brony groups in or around his area (unless they all died off with the conclusion of the series proper). They run fairly older than you'd expect (mid-late 20s, maybe early 30s) from what I can gather from the various horror stories that show up from time to time. The problem is that he's pretty well known in those circles and regarded with contempt as representing the worst sides of their fandom. I think he also tried to join a young adult meetup for people with autism which led to the wallflower subsaga.
I think Copitz also met him through a bunch of Pokemon TCGs but he's just someone who takes advantage of him for easy YouTube hits. But he also is seen as something of a minor e-celeb by these people so they'd probably enjoy the "prestige" of having him in their circle.
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- Jul 28, 2015
He had that kind of social interaction with his Pokemon League friends, but gave it up because his imaginary friends and internet enablers are cooler to him.
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- Jan 10, 2019
I know. The irony is that this was one of the rare situations where he wasn’t completely socially rejected; he outcasted himself by his own volition.
I think he only really gives a shit about overturning his prior bans because it’s just another thing he can’t have. This is a common mentality for spoiled children— they have a toy they lose interest in, then when they’re forced to share it, suddenly they want it again.
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- Nov 27, 2019
If I could rate your post higher than winner I would.
And the prize inside is DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS
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- Aug 29, 2019
I want to know more about the middle-aged woman who protected him at a Con.
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- Jun 11, 2014
I wonder if he's trying to get back into The End Games good graces so he can try and peddle his autistic pony shit cards there. I'm sure they're going to be willing to stock a game that costs $300 a deck, and that no one plays.
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- Jun 12, 2019
Oh God it's the game place and Micheal synder all over again
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- Jan 10, 2019
From what we know it was one of the parents at one of the Pokemon league events who’s young enough to be aware of his online reputation. I think some local w33ns were attempting to get into the Pokemon League events just to mess with him. Some of them are also sympathetic because they work with autistic children (I could be wrong) or they have other family members on the spectrum they’re used to caring for.
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- Jul 28, 2015
More TSSSF cards.
A card on Chris getting kicked out of Target 15 years ago. "He was doing well against their prototype Crackder Decepticone and the Jerkop, Dagget, until when he was caught by the tail (it felt like being grabbed by the pants waistband), and he was dog-piled and apprehended."
Liquid Chris eats rocks:
A card that's actually based on shipping:
Here's @Trickie chu:
Teen Troon Squad-chus:
Dark Idea Guy:
Chris keeps trying to make "Woahly" a thing:
Apparently Chris's way of coping during the Idea Guys' reign was to mentally retreat to CWCville and talk to his imaginary friends there:
A card on Internet trolls posing as sweethearts:
A card based on Christine being a big whore that needed to be "sexually restrained" and Christian being a sexual camel (Wtf? Was this lore written by the Idea Guys?)
A card on Chris getting kicked out of Target 15 years ago. "He was doing well against their prototype Crackder Decepticone and the Jerkop, Dagget, until when he was caught by the tail (it felt like being grabbed by the pants waistband), and he was dog-piled and apprehended."
Liquid Chris eats rocks:
A card that's actually based on shipping:
Here's @Trickie chu:
Teen Troon Squad-chus:
Dark Idea Guy:
Chris keeps trying to make "Woahly" a thing:
Apparently Chris's way of coping during the Idea Guys' reign was to mentally retreat to CWCville and talk to his imaginary friends there:
A card on Internet trolls posing as sweethearts:
A card based on Christine being a big whore that needed to be "sexually restrained" and Christian being a sexual camel (Wtf? Was this lore written by the Idea Guys?)
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- May 13, 2015
Well it's good to know that "Christine" would have been even more creepy and rapey than Chris, had he been left to his own devices.
Also that first card is weird af. Is Chris going back and retconning his confrontation with the Target security staff/police? It's like he is talking about two separate incidents happening at the same time in both dimensions. Does he believe now that he was simultaneously Chris Chan Sonichu and 1218 Chris at the same time? This shit is getting impossible to follow. His talking about them grabbing his tail makes him sound more like a furry than he usually does--phantom tail syndrome or whatever the fuck they call it.
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- Aug 31, 2017
YMMV, but I believe he's saying he was in Sonichu form even back then. But because we're so "reality-obsessed" in this dimension it looked like he was grabbed by his "pants waistband" and not his tail which he has for real.
It's hard to determine since he uses his own name for multiple counterparts, but I think he's saying that the Christine Chan that exists in Cwcville (and that he became in2014 2010, apparently) had to be sexually restrained like he was, even though his "camel" period was involuntary. Regardless, he's still broadcasting his True and Honest sexual obsession to all his weens.
It's hard to determine since he uses his own name for multiple counterparts, but I think he's saying that the Christine Chan that exists in Cwcville (and that he became in
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- Oct 21, 2018
I remember he slapped himself while saying "you're a dirty whore"
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- Oct 10, 2014
I think he picked up the sexual camel thing from Seinfeld or some other old show he watches all day.
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- Jun 19, 2019
I think that Chris has made more TSSSFF cards than the original developers at this point.
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- May 24, 2014
does chris even know how to play the game
he never talks about any of the mechanics or "oh this is really strong/weak/fun to play". and the livestream is just him babbling babytalk while using them like the world's most embarrassing solitaire set.
he never talks about any of the mechanics or "oh this is really strong/weak/fun to play". and the livestream is just him babbling babytalk while using them like the world's most embarrassing solitaire set.
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- Oct 21, 2018
All chris had to do for each card is
- Put pictures
- Add complicated functions
- Add flavor text
Chris is a dumbass, which means learning the game should be easier for us. He isn't capable of teaching us how to play, especially when each of his card complicates the game
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- Jun 3, 2016
The only way Chris should have been restrained is by being put in s home.