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Well, that's because Chris is a villain.

Or a really really unlikable protagonist. They say you know don't have to like them, but you should be able to understand them, and yeah I don't understand Chris I just think is morbidly fascinating.
@Manajerkop wrote a whole series about Chris being the villain. I highly recommend
 
Chris giving off more creepy vibes towards SNT:

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And Ben Saint and Chris want another convention set up:

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In most branches of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam angels aren't dead humans (or dead animals) but a separate class of beings created by God.

Mormons believe that some dead people become angels, and that all angels are dead people.

I don't know of any other faiths that do.

Its become a folk belief in the mid-late 20th century, but it's not official.
 
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Lol, if it even happens. Gotta love that CWC brand of persistence when it's not welcome.
He can deny it with a ''pollyamours marriage" all he wants but Chris is still that desperate for a girlfriend not technically a virgin anymore with rage that's desperate, lonely and thirsty...and can't take no for an answer.

Also love how he mentions chakras and all that jazz trying to sound spiritual and cultured. When in reality I bet he's just quoting the guru episode of Avatar/raven from teen Titans
 
I guess because I'm Talmudsperg I'll point out that in most branches of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam angels aren't dead humans (or dead animals) but a separate class of beings created by God.

Mormons believe that some dead people become angels, and that all angels are dead people.

I don't know of any other faiths that do.

Its become a folk belief in the mid-late 20th century, but it's not official.
I’m not sure they’d be much point arguing about theological matters with a man who thinks their dead dad is now part Sonic the Hedgehog, part Pikachu and also part beaver for some reason and currently resides in a cartoon universe.
 
Wow. I have to admit, I had completely forgotten about Ben Taint already.
And the Sonichu lecture he's talking about is about as entertaining as any other person talking about Chris for 2 hours. He gets a lot of the facts wrong etc.
But the real hero appears in the 360° Classroom version at 1:31:40, scroll the camera to the right and check out what that drunk mop top with the sunglasses (:eli:?) gets up to. I swear he steals the show.
 
I’m not sure they’d be much point arguing about theological matters with a man who thinks their dead dad is now part Sonic the Hedgehog, part Pikachu and also part beaver for some reason and currently resides in a cartoon universe.

Not to mention who didn't have any motivation to study in schools or college about world religions.

Like every other new age bullshit eating they listen to shit like Spirit Science and join a new age cults like final fantasy house of old, because it offers easy way out, doesn't condemn vice or degeneracy.
Easy solutions, ego validation and there's a hugboxes galore when your feefees are hurt. Perfect for Chris
 
He can deny it with a ''pollyamours marriage" all he wants but Chris is still that desperate for a girlfriend not technically a virgin anymore with rage that's desperate, lonely and thirsty...and can't take no for an answer.

Also love how he mentions chakras and all that jazz trying to sound spiritual and cultured. When in reality I bet he's just quoting the guru episode of Avatar/raven from teen Titans
Now seriously... I swear I can't believe that Chris is still lonely and desperate like that. How can it be that no one has tried to become his official sweetheart yet?

I mean, he is not the kind of person anyone would want to be with, but he is internet-famous, even if it is for all of the wrong reasons. And there are many attention whores who would do anything to get their five minutes of fame, and to get people to talk about them. People do disgusting and horrid things in camera every day in order to become viral, even things worse than sleeping with Chris. So statistically speaking, there has to be at least one chick crazy enough to go out with him seriously just to be talked about, and maybe open a Patreon or use that as some leverage to become known on the internet...

And even if that girl doesn't meet all his conditions, will he even care? Let's be serious: all he wants for christmas is china. There is no need of high income, youth, ridiculous beauty standards or a car as long as there's china. I bet he would cling to an abusive wreck as long as he gets that one thing. And if he has proven anything in all of these years, is that he can be played like a fiddle by anyone who entices him.
 
Now seriously... I swear I can't believe that Chris is still lonely and desperate like that. How can it be that no one has tried to become his official sweetheart yet?

I mean, he is not the kind of person anyone would want to be with, but he is internet-famous, even if it is for all of the wrong reasons. And there are many attention whores who would do anything to get their five minutes of fame, and to get people to talk about them. People do disgusting and horrid things in camera every day in order to become viral, even things worse than sleeping with Chris. So statistically speaking, there has to be at least one chick crazy enough to go out with him seriously just to be talked about, and maybe open a Patreon or use that as some leverage to become known on the internet...

And even if that girl doesn't meet all his conditions, will he even care? Let's be serious: all he wants for christmas is china. There is no need of high income, youth, ridiculous beauty standards or a car as long as there's china. I bet he would cling to an abusive wreck as long as he gets that one thing. And if he has proven anything in all of these years, is that he can be played like a fiddle by anyone who entices him.
Chris is too flacid, physiologically and psychologically, from titty skittles and too preoccupied with his comparatively rich internal world to put a lot of effort into his sweetheart search. He's all hopped up on autogynephelia and imagination. Sweetheart search used to be the only thing he put real effort into, along with a bit of work on Sonichu (the outer manifestation of his inner world at the time.) Now he has enablers for validation and can simply talk at them to manifest his inner world outwardly, and he's validated himself by successfully (if you can call it that) "unlocking the achievement" of having awkward sex with a prostitute, given that his desire for a sweetheart was more or less disordered to begin with, that more or less capped it. The intervening underwhelming last hurrahs notwithstanding, I don't even know if Doopie can be counted as part of the sweetheart search, much less Courtney, but rather perhaps they are more quasi-autogynephelic manifestations of the cute female artist he wishes he was.
 
Now seriously... I swear I can't believe that Chris is still lonely and desperate like that. How can it be that no one has tried to become his official sweetheart yet?

I mean, he is not the kind of person anyone would want to be with, but he is internet-famous, even if it is for all of the wrong reasons. And there are many attention whores who would do anything to get their five minutes of fame, and to get people to talk about them. People do disgusting and horrid things in camera every day in order to become viral, even things worse than sleeping with Chris. So statistically speaking, there has to be at least one chick crazy enough to go out with him seriously just to be talked about, and maybe open a Patreon or use that as some leverage to become known on the internet...

And even if that girl doesn't meet all his conditions, will he even care? Let's be serious: all he wants for christmas is china. There is no need of high income, youth, ridiculous beauty standards or a car as long as there's china. I bet he would cling to an abusive wreck as long as he gets that one thing. And if he has proven anything in all of these years, is that he can be played like a fiddle by anyone who entices him.
I know it’s often said he’d date any woman but I’m not sure that’s true, recently it seems to be solely young women (Teens - 20s) he‘s into, preferably who are somewhat famous (At least internet famous like Doopie) and/or are artists into similar things to him.

At the very least I’m not sure if Chris would date a conventionally unattractive women who was older than him.

In general I get your point though, there’s a lot of crazy drama hungry people out there but aside from Sockness there’s not been anyone who’s actually wanted to have sex with Chris.
 
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I know it’s often said he’d date any woman but I’m not sure that’s true, recently it seems to be solely young women (Teens - 20s) he‘s into, preferably who are somewhat famous (At least internet famous like Doopie) and/or are artists into similar things to him.

At the very least I’m not sure if Chris would date a conventionally unattractive women who was older than him.

In general I get your point though, there’s a lot of crazy drama hungry people out there but aside from Sockness there’s not been anyone who’s actually wanted to have sex with Chris.
Why did he want women specifically legal age (only cause they had to be) to not a day older than himself? Even as the love quest went into his early 30s he still had no gripes against a sweetheart being just legal aged. And him upping it 21 at one point was more or less a token guesture to seem less creepy, and possibly because he had opened wto getting drunk by then.

My guess is it was the pedocell reason. Most pedocells want girls just legal or even younger if they can because they wasted their own teens and early 20s not getting any. And having a younger virgin breaker was a sort of compensation for not getting it when they were that age.
 
Why did he want women specifically legal age (only cause they had to be) to not a day older than himself?
I think it's based on how the traditional couple depicted on media has the man being older of the two. The fact that he specifically stated that the minimum age is legal age suggests even in his autistic mind, he understands that being a pedo is wrong. When he went trans, he didn't change his standards much because I think still thinks himself being in the "man" position of a relationship.
 
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