Containment Random Chris Updates

I like it when Chris is featured in videos, it’s content. Would I do it? No. Would I discourage other people from it? Probably. But if you are going to feature Chris make it funny and that’s all I’d ask.

And yeah him pretending to move a rock with his mind and calling it telekinesis is funny to me.
 
This is one of Copitz’s friends. He mentioned that someone he knew was doing a video, possibly featuring himself as well.
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Chris is a one trick pony, I can’t imagine the next showcase of his psychic prowess is going to be any more exciting than the last couple of times he‘s had a crystal fall out of his hand.
 
Chris is a one trick pony, I can’t imagine the next showcase of his psychic prowess is going to be any more exciting than the last couple of times he‘s had a crystal fall out of his hand.

I'm hoping next he'll do that "removable thumb" trick personally.

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Chris is a one trick pony, I can’t imagine the next showcase of his psychic prowess is going to be any more exciting than the last couple of times he‘s had a crystal fall out of his hand.

So, I wonder if they're going to try and make it look like Chris is actually moving stuff with his mind. I would put it past these faggots. Personally, I don't like it. These idiots barely out of highschool messing with a 40-year-old man for shitz, giggles, and views. Just because they're not making him eat mold from underneath the refrigerator doesn't mean it's not exploitation. He's re-tarded FFS.

I'm hoping next he'll do that "removable thumb" trick personally.

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The disappearing duck trick involves a meat cleaver and an order of involuntary committal.
 
Was Sonic the only thing he stole from the Sega universe for his comic? I was vaguely aware that there were other characters besides Sonic and Eggman to include Tails and Knuckles. He didn't have a problem lifting plenty of Pokemon shit for his comic though.
He also stole Dr Eggman. In older Sonichu issues he appeared "just as himself", without any alterations from the original. In a newer issue, Chris renamed him to "Dr Ren Skysoar" for at least a little bit more originality.
 
@Argh My Cigar is this the group of people playing DnD with him?
I have no clue. What I do know is that he does hang around more people than you think. He can behave himself if he's occupied in a group setting (no groping, angry outbursts, thinking everyone is out to get him, etc), and usually gets along better with people in their late teens-early 20s. Not sure if this is just a generational thing due to having a higher tolerance for eccentric people because of internet overexposure or if it's just them being bootlickers so they can use him for youtube street cred. According to Copitz he's not really like how people described him at the Game Place anymore, but he's a nuisance in a different way; he acts more like a bum that's convinced they're a time-traveler. Other than that, he just kind of sits at one of the empty tables humming until someone approaches him for a quick match of whatever card game he brought along. From what I was told he still sucks but gets lucky at least once or twice since he buys almost every premium TCG set with OP cards.
@Copitz you pussy you just don't quit, do you
Yeah Copitz is kind of a tool. I'm polite to him but he acts like he's ignorant of Chris's current mentality. He was going to upload another vid of them hanging out at the zoo, but apparently the audio cut off for whatever reason. He claims he's not uploading it but we'll see.
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He also wanted to take him mini-golfing at one point.
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After The Captain dropped off the face of the earth, Coptiz started getting ballsier with his projects involving Chris. Then his friends started getting involved so they're basically all playing hot-potato with him for their videos. I have a feeling it's going to end badly, but we'll see.
 
I feel like the entire possible "YouTubers using Chris for views" saga is just going to be a miserable shitshow of people desperately trying to milk content from Chris while pretending they're there for his friendship. My biggest concern for Chris's sake is him putting this together and having a similar realization to when he discovered his high school gal-pals were getting bribed to hang out with him. That was the only time he's seemed genuinely devastated and he was a lot more stable back then.
 
I feel like the entire possible "YouTubers using Chris for views" saga is just going to be a miserable shitshow of people desperately trying to tard cum content from Chris while pretending they're there for his friendship. My biggest concern for Chris's sake is him putting this together and having a similar realization to when he discovered his high school gal-pals were getting bribed to hang out with him. That was the only time he's seemed genuinely devastated and he was a lot more stable back then.
Chris only seems to care when young women stop hanging out with him (People he finds attractive), with others it’s like Chris is only interested in them when they‘re either doing something that he wants them to do or he’s being bribed with gifts.

It might sound harsh but I think Chris only has himself to blame since his idea of friendship as well as relationships in general seems so superficial and I blame it on his narcissism and ego more than his autism.
 
Chris only seems to care when young women stop hanging out with him (People he finds attractive), with others it’s like Chris is only interested in them when they‘re either doing something that he wants them to do or he’s being bribed with gifts.

It might sound harsh but I think Chris only has himself to blame since his idea of friendship as well as relationships in general seems so superficial and I blame it on his narcissism and ego more than his autism.
I guess MLP, a cartoon about friendship, failed Chris even though he's not the target audience
 
I feel like the entire possible "YouTubers using Chris for views" saga is just going to be a miserable shitshow of people desperately trying to tard cum content from Chris while pretending they're there for his friendship. My biggest concern for Chris's sake is him putting this together and having a similar realization to when he discovered his high school gal-pals were getting bribed to hang out with him. That was the only time he's seemed genuinely devastated and he was a lot more stable back then.
It already is, the views have not been as good as they once were.

The worst part about this is that if they do have a falling out, it won’t even be entertaining. Literally just a bunch of re.Tards fighting over who gets to point a camera at another re.Tard.
"Now, now bois, each of you can get a shot of muh good side, but only a 'A Night in Paris Style.'"
 
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