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I think he's only banned for the safety of both Chris and the event (
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Containment Random Chris Updates
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Considering the odds of him chimping out and needing to be removed, he'd probably end up being forced to walk the plank.
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From what the article says, the con itself is being ridiculed for the piss-poor planning and mishandling of private vendor info by leaking every detail in one massive google doc. Also hosting it 100 miles from the nearest airport. It’s going to be a bust anyway, I doubt Chris is gonna give much of a horsefuck about it. His mind is set solely on BABscon. Hell, if Sockness actually makes due on his plans to intercept him in SF, he might actually make him look almost normal by comparison.
But seriously, these grassroots discount bronycons are a dime-a-dozen. Banning Chris from one of them means two more popping up for him to hone in on like a clopper version of whack-a-mole.
But seriously, these grassroots discount bronycons are a dime-a-dozen. Banning Chris from one of them means two more popping up for him to hone in on like a clopper version of whack-a-mole.
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Can you image, shortly before being forcibly thrown into the water, Chris yelling, "Save me mermaids, and make me your queen!"
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Chris’s girth would snap it in two the moment he set foot on it. It’d be easier to just fire him out of a cannon aimed straight across the Atlantic than waste a perfectly good 2 x 4.
Metatarsupial
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I think Chris is mistaking hilarious with hideous.
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It's a shame, really. Chris aboard a cruise ship would be a level of hilarity we probably don't deserve.
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I’d rather see how Chris would handle being shipwrecked. Basically the movie Cast Away, only eighty-five minutes shorter because he’d probably die from something lame like getting hit in the head by a falling coconut.
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One way or the other, I want to see Fatty get washed out to sea because he thinks the sea ponies will catch him in a magic bubble.
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Good thing Cruises have been working out so well lately. I'm sure it'll be just fine as long as all the bronies on the cruise are hygienic and make sure to wash their hands and not touch their faces.
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It might be funny to see him get sea sick, puke all over himself, and go into hedgehog defense mode if Sockness was there to bend him over and make him lose his other virginity while everyone screams “JULAY” on the poop deck.
Nah in all seriousness even if I don’t get Brony shit, I get being a fan of something. And people who carry around dolls of themselves in different incarnations and look like a Swamp Monster probably aren’t good for anyone and he’s made a nuisance of himself before and there’s a chance some fucking moron with a trust fund and too much time on their hands (I’m not naming anyone) might spend some money and make him dance to their tune a little. But on the off chance he sees this and goes nuts. I’d be down for that twitter rant anyway.
Nah in all seriousness even if I don’t get Brony shit, I get being a fan of something. And people who carry around dolls of themselves in different incarnations and look like a Swamp Monster probably aren’t good for anyone and he’s made a nuisance of himself before and there’s a chance some fucking moron with a trust fund and too much time on their hands (I’m not naming anyone) might spend some money and make him dance to their tune a little. But on the off chance he sees this and goes nuts. I’d be down for that twitter rant anyway.
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I'd want to see Chris go to the bow and shout "I'm queen of the world!" before they even departed and then immediately get kicked off for disrupting behavior.
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That would happen after he went up to random men and asked, "Will you be my Jack Dawson if I let you paint me like one of your French girls". Kiwis would find out, and defend the actions as Chris acting like a celebrity.
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Cruise? I thought this con was supposed to take place at some kinda resort town by the ocean? Kinda like Atlantic City without any casinos. Eh must have changed their plans since I looked it up to see if Chris would be interested in going. Too bad they already took the precautions to keep him away. Chalk it up to the bc successors wanting a clean start without having a thread on sites like ours posting the pics of Chris and the other speds looking like shit all over town. Still kinda funny all the speds saying it'll bomb just cause they weren't invited because the con can't have people in bad Dragon tees and carrying wafiu pillows around.
Still, if this is an atempt at cleaning up the brony image I'd say good on them but it's a little late for that.
Still, if this is an atempt at cleaning up the brony image I'd say good on them but it's a little late for that.
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JULAY
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I'd like to point out that not only is Chris on the ban list, he's first on the ban list. Chris and bans go together like peanut butter and jelly.Chris is on the Seaquestria Fest ban list.
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Seaquestria Fest Exposing Everything, Scapegoats To Hide Ineptitude
Seaquestria Fest is a hippigriff fandom convention in Ocean City, Maryland, that is unable to properly secure Google Drive links where personal information about vendors, staff, panelists, and musicians was stored. Then they blamed someone else for their ineptitude.www.horse-news.org
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More like “Christian Weston Bandler” am I right? Also, something about cruise ships and tugboats.
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Now I can’t get the image of Chris tossing the Sonichu medallion into the sea like Rose did with the Heart of The Ocean out of my head.
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Chris has never been on a boat, has he? I expect him to get sea sick, make jokes about the poop deck, and probably sperging out and somehow using the life rafts.
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Joke: "I never swab my poop deck*.