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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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He expects to be paid for just existing. Whether it’s tugboat or Patreon bucks.
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Chris has been using the CWCki for years to remember the events of his life because his malnourished and underutilized brain is rotting as gracefully as a grapefruit.
At first people were kinda surprised he was remembering all the stuff he was, then we realized he himself was reading the CWCki to learn about himself just like any of us would do. It's actually really sad.
Someone said it earlier in one of these threads, but I really can't wait to see Geno get to 2012, when Chris was doing nothing but demanding the deaths of countless people, many innocents. He said he wanted Mimm's girlfriend to die just for being his girlfriend, he said he wanted to literally bully every guy with a girlfriend, he brushed off all his friends trying to console him with "then why aren't you doing anything about it!?", literally demanding people babysit him because he didn't have a "sweetheart" to do that. He was a complete embittered monster. I'm really curious if Chris is going to react to it or acknowledge it, although I imagine all he'll say is "haha that was the OLD me!" which, to be fair, he has stopped acting like that. Not saying there's no chance he won't start acting like that again, but he has calmed down for the moment.
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We're still in that saga titled, "I'm A Woman Hear Me Bore".
To me, he's always been like that, he just more adept at hiding it.
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Yeah but those where the "good ole days." When there was no internet constantly following/mocking him, he didn't need to be the one working to keep the roof above his head and his then slim gut full, and he didn't know or care a thing about sex because he was just an innocent child then
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I mean, yes. But he just really ramped it up to 11 after 2012, after Bob died. Like it was extreme even for him, even his circlejerk kept calling him out for his shit.
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Chris's favorite female Sonic character is his OC Rosechu.
Chris on drawing some of his characters.
Chris on drawing some of his characters.
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TAH; post: 6120476 said:
1:13 Sonichus are female and 1:13 Rosechus are male. That Sonichus and Rosechus are two different species, not the dimorphism of a Sonichu, is weird enough. I guess this isn't anything new, we've had tranny 'chus before. It's just strange. The "gender evolved variant," does that mean troon? What's he talking about "trainer influence" on gender? Weird deep lore guys.
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Chris on the creator of the Chris Chan ED page.
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Supposedly most of his videos were scripted, but was his discovery of ED and the ensuing reaction followed by carpet-bombing his page with every facet of his personal life a troll-induced move?
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I like how he completely ignored the first part of the message and focused on how mean the trolls were.
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If only the delusional dumbass deity would deign to drop his derisive damning and apply his dang dictionary definitions of sin to his own behavior in the past. Ugh.
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I know it's Chris, but, for some reason I kind of feel sad that even after all these years with all the people telling him so, he still thinks a specific set of people are responsible for his infamy and not at all because of his own actions and character, instead of, if those specific people didn't bring attention to him then other people would have. It's so contradictory, too. He thinks he's famous (real fame, not lolcow fame) and thinks everything he says is worthy of being a meme. And yet somehow he thinks if those specific people didn't "tell trolls to troll him", the trolls just, I don't know, would never find out he existed despite Chris thinking he's a world-famous celebrity known by all? I know Chris' critical thinking is absolutely non-existent but it's such a strange thought. I almost wonder what he would say if you told him this apparent inconsistency.
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Chris has been so rather underwhelming recently. Also very quiet... hmmm
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As I watched this earlier I thought the troll really made Chris do a LOT of videos but he honestly looks like he loved making them. Dressing up as pop culture characters, singing and dancing, his Random Access Humor...he probably enjoyed that whole month. At least they tried to get him to exercise..
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The creator was killed because he told Rosechu has a penis means it isn't a slander. Technically innocent
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Jkh did nothing wrong.
Seriously though Chris really is the embodiment of a snowflake who can't handle someone Making fun of them without comparing the art of trolling aka "mockery" to being a full on horrible person. Grow some thicker skin and suck it up I always say, too bad nobody listens
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Chris is on the Seaquestria Fest ban list.
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Seaquestria Fest Exposing Everything, Scapegoats To Hide Ineptitude
Seaquestria Fest is a hippigriff fandom convention in Ocean City, Maryland, that is unable to properly secure Google Drive links where personal information about vendors, staff, panelists, and musicians was stored. Then they blamed someone else for their ineptitude.
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Chris is on the Seaquestria Fest ban list.
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Seaquestria Fest Exposing Everything, Scapegoats To Hide Ineptitude
Seaquestria Fest is a hippigriff fandom convention in Ocean City, Maryland, that is unable to properly secure Google Drive links where personal information about vendors, staff, panelists, and musicians was stored. Then they blamed someone else for their ineptitude.
Tbh all those people in that list are total mongoloids and even bronies are ashamed of them.
Chris is Chris.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/zak-k...-toonkriticy2k-cartoonz-zakkie-wuskers.38812/ (pedo)
GTX (dunno)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/anton...ason-fngr-fngr101-fornogr-fanon-frenzy.17932/ ("cucked at a Bronycon orgy")
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/my-little-brony-ii-the-cloppening.6186/post-5147313 Grizzly the Medic, a sex predator
Drawponies is an art plagiarist so pretty harmless in this list, has been mentioned here repeatedly as well
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I agree, which makes Chris look all the more pathetic. Not even inbred horse fuckers don't want anything to do with him.
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