Containment Random Chris Updates

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris only seems to care when young women stop hanging out with him (People he finds attractive), with others it’s like Chris is only interested in them when they‘re either doing something that he wants them to do or he’s being bribed with gifts.

It might sound harsh but I think Chris only has himself to blame since his idea of friendship as well as relationships in general seems so superficial and I blame it on his narcissism and ego more than his autism.

Ever since the days of his attraction sign, Chris has always had that superficial mentality, it's unfortunate that he never grew out of it. Reminds me of when Bob gave money to Chris so he can pay that one middle school classmate to hang out with him. I'm surprised he doesn't use his tugboat to do it more often (outside of paying for China).

 

[Gaol]

It's kind of sad that do to Chris mental state he cannot benefit of what he has created, Sonichu is known by so many people, has been in so many media, yes he cannot copyright it but that doesn't mean he couldn't use it to up himself if he knew how to, sadly he will always be taken advantage off, just how his parents did all his life and still do (barb). I do miss the old Chris, even though he was gullible he still had a air of being on the ground, sadly the new Chris is just too far gone.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

It's kind of sad that do to Chris mental state he cannot benefit of what he has created, Sonichu is known by so many people, has been in so many media, yes he cannot copyright it but that doesn't mean he couldn't use it to up himself if he knew how to, sadly he will always be taken advantage off, just how his parents did all his life and still do (barb). I do miss the old Chris, even though he was gullible he still had a air of being on the ground, sadly the new Chris is just too far gone.

Tbh I’m not sure Sonichu is really that popular compared with his creator (As in Sonichu is well known because of the author when it’s normally the other way around with creative works).

The content that seemed the most popular from Chris was when he was doing regular video blogs about his actual, non imaginary life, preferably when he was getting angry and ranting about things with interest peaking during the Liquid Chris saga but now that’s pretty much ruined since he only seems to use YouTube to beg or sell things and uses Twitter for any rants which is way less interesting.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

Ever since the days of his attraction sign, Chris has always had that superficial mentality, it's unfortunate that he never grew out of it. Reminds me of when Bob gave money to Chris so he can pay that one middle school classmate to hang out with him. I'm surprised he doesn't use his tugboat to do it more often (outside of paying for China).

Chris seems to view relationships as nothing more than “What can this person provide me?” and he values the attention of women much more than men. Because to him, all women are potential navy docks (and even if his sex drive is dead, women likely still appeal to him more since he perceives they are the softer, fairer sex and less likely to challenge him on his bs)

there was that one time he was constantly trying to get in good graces with Silverquil and Dr. Wolf (male mlp analysts). Whether it’s because he wanted a slice of their popularity, recognition for being a similarly “horse famous” brony, or to use their relationship with famous pegasisters, I’m not sure.

Still, it seems like the first thing Chris considers before latching on to someone is “Do they have something I want?”

Tbh I’m not sure Sonichu is really that popular compared with his creator (As in Sonichu is well known because of the author when it’s normally the other way around with creative works).

The content that seemed the most popular from Chris was when he was doing regular video blogs about his actual, non imaginary life, preferably when he was getting angry and ranting about things with interest peaking during the Liquid Chris saga but now that’s pretty much ruined since he only seems to use YouTube to beg or sell things and uses Twitter for any rants which is way less interesting.

The Sonichu comic was interesting because it was the world and its obstacles told through Chris. If Chris just continued making comics about him overcoming the challenges he’s faced in life, he’d actually have something going for him. He’d’ve been the Henry Darger of the 21st century.

It was just unfortunate the one time Chris listened to any advice was when Barb told him to stop making the special Sonichu episodes

 

[The American Hedgehog]

The content that seemed the most popular from Chris was when he was doing regular video blogs about his actual, non imaginary life, preferably when he was getting angry and ranting about things with interest peaking during the Liquid Chris saga but now that’s pretty much ruined since he only seems to use YouTube to beg or sell things and uses Twitter for any rants which is way less interesting.

The classic trolls had to goad him into making those videos and would tell him what to rant about to keep the videos on point. Chris on his own doesn't know how to be entertaining so the vlogs he occasionally does tend to be filled with inane rambling.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris seems to view relationships as nothing more than “What can this person provide me?” and he values the attention of women much more than men. Because to him, all women are potential navy docks (and even if his sex drive is dead, women likely still appeal to him more since he perceives they are the softer, fairer sex and less likely to challenge him on his bs)

there was that one time he was constantly trying to get in good graces with Silverquil and Dr. Wolf (male mlp analysts). Whether it’s because he wanted a slice of their popularity, recognition for being a similarly “horse famous” brony, or to use their relationship with famous pegasisters, I’m not sure.

Still, it seems like the first thing Chris considers before latching on to someone is “Do they have something I want?”

True. What can Chris offer in any relationship, other than the usual lol, or creative abominations?
Chris always wants to be the wolf, when in reality, he's always the sheep.

 

[The Fool]

there was that one time he was constantly trying to get in good graces with Silverquil and Dr. Wolf (male mlp analysts). Whether it’s because he wanted a slice of their popularity, recognition for being a similarly “horse famous” brony, or to use their relationship with famous pegasisters, I’m not sure.

I think in this case, he was looking for validation and being embraced by a community. Chris is desperate for validation and acceptance, it's second only to his drive for finding a new mommy.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

The classic trolls had to goad him into making those videos and would tell him what to rant about to keep the videos on point. Chris on his own doesn't know how to be entertaining so the vlogs he occasionally does tend to be filled with inane rambling.

Kinda sad that the thing that Chris was known for wasn't even original, just like Sonichu. So was every single incident in his life post-2007 from troll influence? Like was he told to confront Snyder during the October 2011 hit and run incident? I forget where I saw it, but I remember Marvin saying a while back that when he called Snyder a jew it was because trolls convinced him to go back into the store. Makes sense seeing how he recorded the entirety of it.

I hope blarms wasn't troll-goaded either. that was probably the most entertaining post-troonout Chris has been. That and watching the infighting between the enablers. Also Copitz was present during Xsleepy's vid.

He also thinks that Chris is just putting on an act, which is technically true, but now Chris might end up believing he can telekinetically fling cars at people he doesn't like or try convince mall security he's invisible so he can shop anywhere he's banned.

Edit: He's got another video filmed, this time actually at 14BC

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Kinda sad that the thing that Chris was known for wasn't even original, just like Sonichu. So was every single incident in his life post-2007 from troll influence? Like was he told to confront Snyder during the October 2011 hit and run incident? I forget where I saw it, but I remember Marvin saying a while back that when he called Snyder a jew it was because trolls convinced him to go back into the store. Makes sense seeing how he recorded the entirety of it.

I hope blarms wasn't troll-goaded either. that was probably the most entertaining post-troonout Chris has been. That and watching the infighting between the enablers. Also Copitz was present during Xsleepy's vid.

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He also thinks that Chris is just putting on an act, which is technically true, but now Chris might end up believing he telekinetically fling cars at people he doesn't like or try convince mall security he's invisible so he can shop anywhere he's banned.

Edit: He's got another video filmed, this time actually at 14BC
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Personally, I hate Chris, but I don't want to see him exploited by these fags.

 

[Chan Fan]

Personally, I hate Chris, but I don't want to see him exploited by these fags.

I don't hate him but I agree, I don't want to see him exploited either

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Personally, I hate Chris

Gee, I hadn't noticed.

But in all seriousness, I think openly expressing disdain for Chris is better than pretending to want to hang out with him because "w-we're only trying to s-show him a g-good time!" Copitz knows damn well that going to 14BC is a bad idea, and I can't imagine how he was able to properly record a video with all that hoard in the way. Also Barb was probably too listless to care or notice that Chris is bringing a group of young men into his home. If I had no context as to who Chris was, and I saw a bunch of teens enter his home with a video camera and a tripod, I'd assume they'd be filming amateur crossdressing porn.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

One of these guys is gonna be like "Hey Chris! Give me a handy with your psychic powers!" Then Chris will do his scrunched up super concentration face and then said Troll will go "Holy shit Chris! It's working! I can feel it! Oh, Oh, Oh! I'm gonna cummmmmmm!" At this point Chris is going to get the idea he can go to McDonald's or where ever and creepily stare at women and mentally fingerbang them and any change in their expression is going to prove to him it's working.

These trolls are dangerous.

 

[Tikbalang]

One of these guys is gonna be like "Hey Chris! Give me a handy with your psychic powers!" Then Chris will do his scrunched up super concentration face and then said Troll will go "Holy shit Chris! It's working! I can feel it! Oh, Oh, Oh! I'm gonna cummmmmmm!" At this point Chris is going to get the idea he can go to McDonald's or where ever and creepily stare at women and mentally fingerbang them and any change in their expression is going to prove to him it's working.

These trolls are dangerous.

If Chris was arrested for sexual harassment, is that consider as successful?

 

[Argh My Cigar]

One of these guys is gonna be like "Hey Chris! Give me a handy with your psychic powers!" Then Chris will do his scrunched up super concentration face and then said Troll will go "Holy shit Chris! It's working! I can feel it! Oh, Oh, Oh! I'm gonna cummmmmmm!" At this point Chris is going to get the idea he can go to McDonald's or where ever and creepily stare at women and mentally fingerbang them and any change in their expression is going to prove to him it's working.

These trolls are dangerous.

they don’t care about the long term ramifications of their plans for Chris, they just want their e-fame. A bunch of other gen z faggots who make Chris videos ended up doing ones for Sockness. Anyone who associates IRL with Chris is going to be fucked sooner or later. Clyde/Vivian, ABL, Tito, BlueSpike and Liquid all kept their plans airtight and at least hid their identities well enough.

and yeah yeah I know, “But AMG, isn’t that what you and your friends were trying to do as well?”

Cap and I had very long talk about how unwell Chris had become and then the whole extortion thing with the IG. Then I found out that all the noteworthy Chris content from a decade ago was basically troll-manipulated. That whole bullshit I was involved in put a bad taste in my mouth.

Cap explicity warned Copitz to knock it off with making Chris vids. He was fine with them hanging out at the EG together mainly because it kept Chris away from the TTG. Then Cap gave up on him and now Copitz is trying to take his place as the new head tard wrangler.

 

[Metatarsupial]

they don’t care about the long term ramifications of their plans for Chris, they just want their e-fame. A bunch of other gen z faggots who make Chris videos ended up doing ones for Sockness. Anyone who associates IRL with Chris is going to be fucked sooner or later. Clyde/Vivian, ABL, Tito, BlueSpike and Liquid all kept their plans airtight and at least hid their identities well enough.

and yeah yeah I know, “But AMG, isn’t that what you and your friends were trying to do as well?”

Cap and I had very long talk about how unwell Chris had become and then the whole extortion thing with the IG. Then I found out that all the noteworthy Chris content from a decade ago was basically troll-manipulated. That whole bullshit I was involved in put a bad taste in my mouth.

Cap explicity warned Copitz to knock it off with making Chris vids. He was fine with them hanging out at the EG together mainly because it kept Chris away from the TTG. Then Cap gave up on him and now Copitz is trying to take his place as the new head tard wrangler.

The only thing I want to know is why you can't just mind your own business.

If the crap you've done is in the past then let it be in the past.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

If Chris was arrested for sexual harassment, is that consider as successful?

I don't know the intentions of these gentlemen. I know people have gotten grand numbers of laughs out of Chris's run ins with the law. Imagine him standing there with his eyes closed and his arm stretched out like Yoda lifting the X-Wing whilst making fingerbanging motions and pointing at some poor random woman. The cops are going to come, Chris is going to get belligerent like a Sov Citizen, it's gonna get ugly. The whole time some troll is livestreaming it for the amusement of the Christologist community.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I don't know the intentions of these gentlemen. I know people have gotten grand numbers of laughs out of Chris's run ins with the law. Imagine him standing there with his eyes closed and his arm stretched out like Yoda lifting the X-Wing whilst making fingerbanging motions and pointing at some poor random woman. The cops are going to come, Chris is going to get belligerent like a Sov Citizen, it's gonna get ugly. The whole time some troll is livestreaming it for the amusement of the Christologist community.

It's inevitable.

 

[Mr. 0]

The cops are going to come, Chris is going to get belligerent like a Sov Citizen, it's gonna get ugly. The whole time some troll is livestreaming it for the amusement of the Christologist

You think Chris would fight the cops (and I really wish he would) but the last bout of confrontation with police he had ended in him pretending to kick the cop car tire while his mother bailed him out. The time before that had him praying to allah for hedgehogs spikes on his back after security kicked him out for putting his mouth on other con-goers,

Any potential fight ends with a whimper because Chris folds like paper if he can't get out of it.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

You think Chris would fight the cops (and I really wish he would) but the last bout of confrontation with police he had ended in him pretending to kick the cop car tire while his mother bailed him out. The time before that had him praying to allah for hedgehogs spikes on his back after security kicked him out for putting his mouth on other con-goers,

Any potential fight ends with a whimper because Chris folds like paper if he can't get out of it.

During the Classic Chris era, he infamously ran, while mall security tackled him and to add further embarassment, Chris' pants fell to his ankles, while security hogtied him. After so many run ins with authority figures, powers or no powers, Chris will probably run away again. If he thinks he has powers and ends up standing his ground, it'll be a tasing for ole CWC.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

During the Classic Chris era, he infamously ran, while mall security tackled him and to add further embarassment, Chris' pants fell to his ankles, while security hogtied him. After so many run ins with authority figures, powers or no powers, Chris will probably run away again. If he thinks he has powers and ends up standing his ground, it'll be a tasing for ole CWC.

Oh god I feel bad for the poor officers that had to be directly in front of his skidmarked undies