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I don't know if that's the right place to post this, but long-anticipated 4chan fangame Pokémon Clover was released a few weeks ago and it features a boss fight against Chris.
You find him inside a cave in a location called Lake Virgin, just before battling the legendary Pokémon Demiwaifu. It's quite well done and his team is very fitting IMHO :

Sonichu looks fucking horrific, too. As ugly as any of @_blank_ 's nightmare renditions of Sonichu in his 'Sin Sonichu' comic, and that's saying something. He's also a pushover of a boss mob or else the person playing in the video was seriously overpowered.

Looks like the latter, he has 300 hours on the fucking game. :story:

That aside though, had no idea this was even in the works. I have to grab me a copy now.
 
Sonichu looks fucking horrific, too. As ugly as any of @_blank_ 's nightmare renditions of Sonichu in his 'Sin Sonichu' comic, and that's saying something. He's also a pushover of a boss mob or else the person playing in the video was seriously overpowered.

Looks like the latter, he has 300 hours on the fucking game. :story:

That aside though, had no idea this was even in the works. I have to grab me a copy now.

"Sonichu" is a shiny version of this Pokémon parodying creepy Sonic stuff : https://pokeclover.fandom.com/wiki/Mudslacks
Yeah, the game is actually pretty tough but this guy grinded like a madman.
 
PickinyFelliny (Helena) is back with the dumb “Magi Chan” roleplaying shit:
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Having the protagonist self-desecrate is a common thing in television because they’re meant to be so pathetic that anyone feel superior by comparison. Chris doesn’t get that though. In his mind: protagonist = good, antagonist = bad. Even in shows where there aren’t any moral conflicts. I mean, fuck, he tried watching Evangelion and the only things he liked was being able to relate to Shinji and seeing him fuck Asuka, with him completely overlooking how fucked up Shinji becomes by the ending.
I’ve browsed quite a bit on the cwcki but never read or heard Chris reference Eva. Is it something he talked about in the old mailbags or what?
 
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Having the protagonist self-desecrate is a common thing in television because they’re meant to be so pathetic that anyone feel superior by comparison. Chris doesn’t get that though. In his mind: protagonist = good, antagonist = bad. Even in shows where there aren’t any moral conflicts. I mean, fuck, he tried watching Evangelion and the only things he liked was being able to relate to Shinji and seeing him fuck Asuka, with him completely overlooking how fucked up Shinji becomes by the ending.
I think he wouldn't comprehend the fact that angels are the bad guys in this series. Well.. old Chris maybe.
 
PickinyFelliny (Helena) is back with the dumb “Magi Chan” roleplaying shit:
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http://archive.md/fwTyh
http://archive.md/AQ57e
By ritual does s/he mean smoking crack?
So, yeah, those places look like the perfect places to get nabbed for gay prostitution. I'm not surprised they're photographed in that location.
The enabler made Magichan a trap and cucked Chris. Given that they're powerful, maybe they want to feel powerless for once.
 
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what do want to bet chris will offer these pictures to Protoman00 as proof all his merge BS is true and utterly sidestep everything he brought up?
 
Why didn't the guy have his Pokemon use Shitpost against Chris' critter? I saw the option flash by on the screen.... dammit. lol
In Pokemon Clover, Shitpost is the Ground type equivalent of Outrage. The only Pokemon with the Ground type weakness is Glacialynx, a Ice-Electric type but that guy had Fire type with him.
 
Every. Single. Fucking. "Fakemon" completely misses Ken Sugimori's art style, and what it exactly is that makes a Pocket Monster.
To be fair the art style's gone out the window since the second gen, maybe I'm biased but it's almost like you can tell what generation a pokemon came from by art alone after the first two games
 
PickinyFelliny (Helena) is back with the dumb “Magi Chan” roleplaying shit:
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The hell is this bitch doing? Editing scribbles into photos was something me and my pals did when we were in our early teens.. Her handiwork seems about on par too.
Here's hoping the ritual involves her slitting her wrists for the almighty CPUs or something..

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Every. Single. Fucking. "Fakemon" completely misses Ken Sugimori's art style, and what it exactly is that makes a Pocket Monster.
Tbh many of the mon designs in Clover are way more interesting and fun than what Pokemon has brought us in the last 10+ years. The game is really good too, at least on par with actual mainline pokemon games. Way harder too, if you like challenge.
 
Having the protagonist self-desecrate is a common thing in television because they’re meant to be so pathetic that anyone feel superior by comparison. Chris doesn’t get that though. In his mind: protagonist = good, antagonist = bad. Even in shows where there aren’t any moral conflicts. I mean, fuck, he tried watching Evangelion and the only things he liked was being able to relate to Shinji and seeing him fuck Asuka, with him completely overlooking how fucked up Shinji becomes by the ending.

Do you know where I could find more info about Chris watching Evangelion? Because that's news to me and sounds incredible

Edit: Nvm, found it
Ivy_Q&A
 
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