Containment Random Chris Updates

The Dude said:
...but he does realize that a lot of the bullshit he goes on about would be viewed as "not good" by normies, so he hides it when he needs to...
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It depends, as has been said. Remember when he bragged about showing off his awesome psychic powers to his therapist by moving a pen (doing a nice drawing of him with his mighty third eye opened), and she was apparently amazed and impressed? Of course, what she actually did was think 'Jesus, we've got a live one here' and humour him, which was, admittedly, a mistake. Should've slapped him down hard. Sometimes you do have to be cruel to be kind.
 
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{o}P II said:
He buys whatever shampoo he thinks women use (atleast during the women delusion peroid - i doubt he showers at all during the goddess delusions)
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I wonder if he still uses head and shoulders. He said he had a major dandruff issue but that was pre-troonout.
 
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Bardle-B Jones said:
The absolute irony that a germaphobe is living in that pigsty will forever go over Chris’ head.
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RJ MacReady said:
Chris is a germaphobe these days and showers frequently.
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Imagine this bathtub but in years after the fire.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
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Also Chris retweeted a podcast about mental health for some reason, probably just because one of the brony analysts he orbits is a guest on it.

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RebelRein1488x said:
New reply from Chris to Helena on that Pepperchu thread:
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If married couples wear rings in the shower, than it's because they're gold (or silicone if you want the safer ones) & gold doesn't tarnish.

Fucking moron.
 
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JULAY said:
You mean what's left of his hair...

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And for the record, that's from 4 years ago.
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Titty skittles block DHT, which is the chemical found in testosterone that causes baldness if your follicles are sensitive to it. Chris might’ve delayed being totally 100% bald on his scalp for a bit, since by 38 Cole was already forced to shave his head and hardly had any stubble on top. Troons also need to be on another drug called finasteride if they’ve got the bald gene to help stop any further recession and get mild regrowth, but Chris is in denial of his balding so he’s probably not on it.

Give it another 3-4 years and pristine Christine is gonna end up looking like this.

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Someone said:
I kind of wish those "free home renovation" shows were still big and Chris somehow got picked
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Even if they did get their home renovated and managed to keep it with the increase in property taxes the Chandlers would still turn it into a garbage dump. Barb would fill the rooms to the ceiling with worthless Goodwill trash, Chris would horde children's toys into his designated rooms and be too lazy to make any effort to clean the place up, and their borderline feral pets would continue to shit and piss all over the place.

JULAY said:
You mean what's left of his hair...

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And for the record, that's from 4 years ago.
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Remmber this pic?
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Its hilarious how desperate Chris is taking whats left of his hair and attempting to cover the back half of his scalp. I don't think hair even grows on the top of his head anymore judging by these photos.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Titty skittles block DHT, which is the chemical found in testosterone that causes baldness if your follicles are sensitive to it. Chris might’ve delayed being totally 100% bald on his scalp for a bit, since by 38 Cole was already forced to shave his head and hardly had any stubble on top. Troons also need to be on another drug called finasteride if they’ve got the bald gene to help stop any further recession and get mild regrowth, but Chris is in denial of his balding so he’s probably not on it.

Give it another 3-4 years and pristine Christine is gonna end up looking like this.

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Nothing but laughing, pointing, and the occasional kick to the head will help Chris at this point....I don't know how it will help regrow his hair, but maybe, it will force him to finally cut that disgusting shit off. I bet Chris' hair smells like a disgusting, ripe, greasy asshole.
Anyway, what is this shit about wearing electronics and crayola fucking model magic in the shower.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Nothing but laughing, pointing, and the occasional kick to the head will help Chris at this point....I don't know how it will help regrow his hair, but maybe, it will force him to finally cut that disgusting shit off. I bet Chris' hair smells like a disgusting, ripe, greasy asshole.
Anyway, what is this shit about wearing electronics and crayola fucking model magic in the shower.
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I know at this point he'd be better off getting his hair lasered off and covering it with a wig. At keastvthen he'd never need to spend money on shampoo anymore
 
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