Containment Random Chris Updates

[Spooky Bones]

You don't need someone with experience with the game to give you an answer on that.

Touché. I guess I mean is he seriously departing from game mechanics/lore for the sake of his headcanon, or just rambling about game mechanics/lore in an autistic way.

 

[Chan Fan]

Can someone who plays the game offer any insight as to whether the shit he's saying makes any sense?

He's giving his opinion on a new feature from the game so I gleaned that from it but no, even to an experienced player it's word salad

 

[Grog]

What he's saying makes sense, he's talking about what he plans to do to optimize loot and experience boosts when he next plays Pokemon Go. He's using autistic as fuck phrasing so it's hard to read.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

He sperged out about his vidya game so hard he forgot to pretend to be Sonichu.

 

[Analog Devolved]

He sperged out about his vidya game so hard he forgot to pretend to be Sonichu.

He signed it with a triple lightning bolt so he's still larping as Sonichu here.

I cant figure out why he turned off replies except for people he follows. He probably just tweeted this out so he doesn't forget his retarded strategy to win raids.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Can someone who plays the game offer any insight as to whether the shit he's saying makes any sense?

"If I do X raid with Y mon, then I get Z item to make Y mon stronger, so I can do X raid using the strengthened Y mon to get Z item to make Y mon stronger etc"

Chris could explain everything he's trying to accomplish in the game in one tweet but he's trying to make himself sound smarter.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

I cant figure out why he turned off replies except for people he follows. He probably just tweeted this out so he doesn't forget his retarded strategy to win raids.

Must be some new feature that Twitter pushed out that prevents other people from commenting your tweets. Like half protecting your account, which without a doubt Chris long for. I think every new tweet Chris will post, will be restricted to only letting certain people from commenting. Goodbye to the days where people will bombard his tweets with memes and telling him to get a job.

 

[Eugene90]

Must be some new feature that Twitter pushed out that prevents other people from commenting your tweets. Like half protecting your account, which without a doubt Chris long for. I think every new tweet Chris posted will be restricted to only letting certain people from commenting. Goodbye to the days where people will bombard his tweets with memes and telling him to get a job.

What's sad is that this is no doubt a feature that many more autistic fucks out there will definitely abuse the shit out of, effectively turning it into an echo chamber.

So only people that kiss their asses would be allowed to say anything but everything else would be blocked out completely.

Chris effectively found his thanks to this new feature from Twitter.

 

[The Fool]

What's sad is that this is no doubt a feature that many more autistic fucks out there will definitely abuse the shit out of, effectively turning it into an echo chamber.

So only people that kiss their asses would be allowed to say anything but everything else would be blocked out completely.

Chris effectively found his thanks to this new feature from Twitter.

That echo chamber anti-feature is why platforms like the fediverse never take off. Tards need to seethe at people, they need to be victimized and feel they're right. Twitter is shooting itself in the foot with this feature. Didn't Chris himself even unprivate his twitter or something because he boxed himself in so much that he became isolated?

 

[Tikbalang]

I cant figure out why he turned off replies except for people he follows. He probably just tweeted this out so he doesn't forget his retarded strategy to win raids.

Now I can't ask him where are the comics.

Must be some new feature that Twitter pushed out that prevents other people from commenting your tweets. Like half protecting your account, which without a doubt Chris long for. I think every new tweet Chris will post, will be restricted to only letting certain people from commenting. Goodbye to the days where people will bombard his tweets with memes and telling him to get a job.

There are two ways to make Chris follow you:

1. Become a female celebrity or internet personality (Tara Strong, SNT, Doopie)
2. Suck his dick long enough (Righteous Myers, MKR, formerly Sockness)

 

[Grog]

Chris's written expression has deteriorated noticeably since he starting roleplaying as goddess, and it's intentional. He now tries to sound divine when writing which ends up just looking like he's posting stuff that's been run through Google Translate a hundred times. He used to write in an autistic way before too, but it was more legible.

 

[Analog Devolved]

I found this on a rarely visited Chris subreddit. Some tard actually went to his house and got a photo of the AC unit Chris replaced out by the curb.
The post is long an autistic but the redditard provides us with a recent picture of 14 BLC.

I don't know why this user decided to post the picture of Chris's house in a sub that hasn't been active in a year but I assume its the same kind of stupidity that leads to sitting in front of Chris's house taking pictures.

The "Sonichu Temple"

 

[The Fool]

Chris actually replaced an A/C unit?

That thing must be 30 times what he can lift, how the hell did he do that?

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I found this on a rarely visited Chris subreddit. Some tard actually went to his house and got a photo of the AC unit Chris replaced out by the curb.
The post is long an autistic but the redditard provides us with a recent picture of 14 BLC.

I don't know why this user decided to post the picture of Chris's house in a sub that hasn't been active in a year but I assume its the same kind of stupidity that leads to sitting in front of Chris's house taking pictures.
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The "Sonichu Temple"
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Did Chris/Barb have any control over what color paint/vinyl the sub-contractors the insurance guys hired would install during the remodeling? Who the fuck would choose "Piss-Stain Yellow".

 

[Analog Devolved]

Chris actually replaced an A/C unit?

That thing must be 30 times what he can lift, how the hell did he do that?

It was a little over 2 weeks ago. His window unit died and he was sweating his ass off so he mustered the strength in his "3/4 doo rag" and swapped it out using a massive amount of duct tape to seal the area of the window the unit didn't cover.

Did Chris/Barb have any control over what color paint/vinyl the sub-contractors the insurance guys hired would install during the remodeling? Who the fuck would choose "Piss-Stain Yellow".

It was probably the cheapest siding for sale and its not like Chris or Barb care. Look at the INSIDE of their house.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I found this on a rarely visited Chris subreddit. Some tard actually went to his house and got a photo of the AC unit Chris replaced out by the curb.
The post is long an autistic but the redditard provides us with a recent picture of 14 BLC.

I don't know why this user decided to post the picture of Chris's house in a sub that hasn't been active in a year but I assume its the same kind of stupidity that leads to sitting in front of Chris's house taking pictures.
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The "Sonichu Temple"
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Why does it look like they have an exposed sewer pipe on the front yard?

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Chris actually replaced an A/C unit?

That thing must be 30 times what he can lift, how the hell did he do that?

Found the ac unit that Chris bought based on the empty box and pictures from twitter on Walmart. The thing is only 39.6 lbs, that's like a 5 gallon office water jug's weight. Convert that to cwc units that will like 20 tons bruh.

 

[Analog Devolved]

Why does it look like they have an exposed sewer pipe on the front yard?

Its for water drainage. There's no street sewer for rainwater drainage in his neighborhood so there is about a 2 foot deep trench in front of everyone's house with a pipe that runs under the driveway.
You see this a lot in the eastern US where the municipality doesn't want to take out a huge SSA for understreet drainage.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Why does it look like they have an exposed sewer pipe on the front yard?

Its for water drainage. There's no street sewer for rainwater drainage in his neighborhood so there is about a 2 foot deep trench in front of everyone's house with a pipe that runs under the driveway.
You see this a lot in the eastern US where the municipality doesn't want to take out a huge SSA for understreet drainage.

No, that's obviously just one of Chris drinking straws.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

I found this on a rarely visited Chris subreddit. Some tard actually went to his house and got a photo of the AC unit Chris replaced out by the curb.
The post is long an autistic but the redditard provides us with a recent picture of 14 BLC.

I don't know why this user decided to post the picture of Chris's house in a sub that hasn't been active in a year but I assume its the same kind of stupidity that leads to sitting in front of Chris's house taking pictures.
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The "Sonichu Temple"
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Why do Chris and Barb need six trash cans when they obviously don't throw anything away?

Chris actually replaced an A/C unit?

That thing must be 30 times what he can lift, how the hell did he do that?

He had his hubbies Magi-chan and Mewtwo help him lift it or just used his goddess powers to telekinetically lift it into place.

In reality he probably lifted it up into place using his shoulders and back and managed to wedge it on its fittings.