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You know what I say, when CWC stands with a candidate, THAT is the mark of quality!

Delusional manchildren who think they're part Electric rodent and that the dimensions will merge have ALL the authority when it comes to politics. They should be DAMN PROUD to have him on their side!
 
A soon-to-be-former resident of Ruckersville snapped some photos of Chris in Son-Chu yesterday afternoon and shared them on r/ChrisChanSonichu.
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Dude also shared an earlier photo of Son-Chu Mk3.
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I wonder if he got close enough to get a good whiff?

Because there is no way that car doesn’t smell if you get within a few feet. An odor of failure, old junkfood and stale, cheap perfume.


I'm honestly amazed local weens haven't slashed the tires on any of his cars leaving him with another tough financial choice. New tires for my shit car or new lego set?

Should have called police and reported the car stolen: Explain that your friend Chris is on a business trip, but you’ve just seen some other dude drive around in his car, who you’re pretty sure doesn’t have a Virginia drivers license.

And they need to come NOW NOW NOW if they want to catch him in action.
 
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Vote blue to doom america even worse than red, Chris really is the ideal voter the Dems want. A useful idiot who'll believe anything they say and never ask any questions. Oh and he's a trans autist that helps too be better if he was a minority or actually gay or something and not just saying he's lqbt to try and fit in.
 
Interesting how Chris's tweet is just "no Trump" and he probably has no idea about who Biden/Harris are or what they stand for
Most of Chris's tds stems from the days he spent hanging around the lqbt community as he started trooning out. Since most of that community was crying and shitting their panties when it became clear trump was gonna be pres Chris went along with it. Well that and because he was hoping parroting what the lesbians were saying about him would give him a chance with them.
 
Most of Chris's tds stems from the days he spent hanging around the lqbt community as he started trooning out. Since most of that community was crying and shitting their panties when it became clear trump was gonna be pres Chris went along with it. Well that and because he was hoping parroting what the lesbians were saying about him would give him a chance with them.
Probally but he's also really influence by media, I bet if he was asked why he supports Biden he'd just start parroting whatever CNN was saying the day before (Or whatever news channel Barb likes to watch).
 
Vote blue to doom america even worse than red, Chris really is the ideal voter the Dems want. A useful idiot who'll believe anything they say and never ask any questions. Oh and he's a trans autist that helps too be better if he was a minority or actually gay or something and not just saying he's lqbt to try and fit in.

Chris is the stereotypical Dem voter: Dumb as a door, welded solidly stuck to the government teat and mindlessly repeating whatever talking point he heard on “da news” or from some fellow mindless troon.

Then again Chris is also in the fortunate position that he has little to gain or lose from a change in government. He barely goes outside, gets all his healthcare through Medicare and as long as dat tugboat is there on da furst, he’s happy.


Of course: If the whole system DOES collapse because trillion dollar debt, GOP expenditure on the military and Democrats trying to bribe their minorities, Chris will be the first to whine: “WHY DIDNT ANYBODY DO SOMETHING OR SAY SOMETHING?!”

Followed by frantic pleas to donate to his PayPal NOW NOW NOW!


Seinfeld. Pretty Woman. Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame..

This guy is hardly obscure.

You forgot about that animated show he did, where he’s a duck/movie critic. Though the only reason Chris knows him is because of Seinfeld reruns.

But let’s face it: Jason Alexander is kind of a hasbeen and unknown to anybody who isn’t a child of the 90ies or doesn’t know who George Costanza is.
 
Chris is the stereotypical Dem voter: Dumb as a door, welded solidly stuck to the government teat and mindlessly repeating whatever talking point he heard on “da news” or from some fellow mindless troon.

Then again Chris is also in the fortunate position that he has little to gain or lose from a change in government. He barely goes outside, gets all his healthcare through Medicare and as long as dat tugboat is there on da furst, he’s happy.


Of course: If the whole system DOES collapse because trillion dollar debt, GOP expenditure on the military and Democrats trying to bribe their minorities, Chris will be the first to whine: “WHY DIDNT ANYBODY DO SOMETHING OR SAY SOMETHING?!”

Followed by frantic pleas to donate to his PayPal NOW NOW NOW!




You forgot about that animated show he did, where he’s a duck/movie critic. Though the only reason Chris knows him is because of Seinfeld reruns.

But let’s face it: Jason Alexander is kind of a hasbeen and unknown to anybody who isn’t a child of the 90ies or doesn’t know who George Costanza is.

That's Duckman, right? I got no childhood memories of that.

I'm sure I could think of other roles but I'd confuse him with Wayne Knight (incidentally he was also on Seinfeld wasnt he?)
 
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That's Duckman, right? I got no childhood memories of that.

I'm sure I could think of other roles but I'd confuse him with Wayne Knight (incidentally he was also on Seinfeld wasnt he?)
Yes! Duckman!

Wayne Knight played Seinfeld’s fat arch nemesis: Neumann if I’m not mistaken?
 
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