Containment Random Chris Updates

[Rupin]

Chris still has the Classic.

no he doesn’t. His mom threw it away while he was at the last Babscon and supposedly he beat up a pillow in front of her when she told him the news.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

no he doesn’t. His mom threw it away while he was at the last Babscon and supposedly he beat up a pillow in front of her when she told him the news.

Holy Shit, how did Barb React?

 

[Rupin]

Holy Shit, how did Barb React?

Probably just sat there on her roach infested bed giving him that thousand yard stare.

 

[jc17]

no he doesn’t. His mom threw it away while he was at the last Babscon and supposedly he beat up a pillow in front of her when she told him the news.

Oh yeah, that's right. She threw out his torn, ragged, mold infested sweater like any sensible person would do and Chris... what was it? Didn't he tweet about how he forced her to watch him beat up a pillow to express how much he was angry with her?

 

[Rupin]

Oh yeah, that's right. She threw out his torn, ragged, mold infested sweater like any sensible person would do and Chris... what was it? Didn't he tweet about how he forced her to watch him beat up a pillow to express how much he was angry with her?

yeah he did.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Am I remembering it wrong bit didn't the idea guys tell him to punch her for throwing the classic away so...de did like once in her stomach but still

 

[Rupin]

Am I remembering it wrong bit didn't the idea guys tell him to punch her for throwing the classic away so...de did like once in her stomach but still

I think that happened before the Classic got thrown away.

 

[Tikbalang]

Hoarders can tell which junk is theirs and can throw out others'.

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Edit: The right word is laziness, not writer's block

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Hoarders can tell which junk is theirs and can throw out others'.

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Edit: The right word is laziness, not writer's block
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I don’t know who’s worse Chris or the people who encourage his delusions.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Would he even admit he wasn't in honor roll now?

Now that I think of it, it's been ages since he brought that up, isn't it? I remember back in the day, when he was trying to reconnect with his HS class, some guy who studied with him publicly told him in a comment that he "didn't need to lie to look cool" since he failed Mrs. Whatever class or something like that. Who knows, maybe Barb told him he was on honor roll because Barb, and he just chose to believe that instead of reality.

no he doesn’t. His mom threw it away while he was at the last Babscon and supposedly he beat up a pillow in front of her when she told him the news.

Just want to add that he also humped the pillow, and that the whole time he was pretending the pillow actually was Barb.

 

[Tikbalang]

Just want to add that he also humped the pillow, and that the whole time he was pretending the pillow actually was Barb.

By Chris's words, if imagination occurs, it happened somewhere. That means in dimension C-197, Chris actually did those things to Barb.

 

[Chan Fan]

By Chris's words, if imagination occurs, it happened somewhere. That means in dimension C-197, Chris actually did those things to Barb.

I wish someone would tweet that to him haha

 

[The Fool]

By Chris's words, if imagination occurs, it happened somewhere. That means in dimension C-197, Chris actually did those things to Barb.

I wish someone would tweet that to him haha

Given that Chris has admitted to wanting to fuck barb, I think you're only giving him fap material.

 

[Fapcop]

Given that Chris has admitted to wanting to fuck barb, I think you're only giving him fap material.

Yup... Between his self-insert MagiChan talking about banging Barb like a guilty pleasure and all those nights of cuddling, it doesn’t exactly take hours of deep Freudian psychoanalysis to come to the conclusion that Chris is as Oedipal as they come.

 

[Rupin]

I wish someone would tweet that to him haha

I think he has it so that only certain people can tweet at at him and Reply to him now. This way no dirty dang trolls can invade his safe space.

 

[AnOminous]

Yup... Between his self-insert MagiChan talking about banging Barb like a guilty pleasure and all those nights of cuddling, it doesn’t exactly take hours of deep Freudian psychoanalysis to come to the conclusion that Chris is as Oedipal as they come.

Even Oedipus would tell him to quit being such a mama's boy.

 

[Tikbalang]

Picklechu, a generic sonichu according to Chris.

 

[judge claude frollo]

Picklechu, a generic sonichu according to Chris.
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Getting a reaction out of chris is getting harder and harder if it doesn't involve blocking or disagreement.

 

[The Fool]

Getting a reaction out of chris is getting harder and harder if it doesn't involve blocking or disagreement.

Chris has never really cared what people said or did, not since the really early years of his infamy. Chris only really cares if you're withholding something from him, then he'll chimp out endlessly. He only cares about "trolls" when his peers want nothing to do with him, because he blames them for his own faults.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

Chris has never really cared what people said or did, not since the really early years of his infamy. Chris only really cares if you're withholding something from him, then he'll chimp out endlessly. He only cares about "trolls" when his peers want nothing to do with him, because he blames them for his own faults.

Aren't in turn "Trolls" his Peers?