Containment Random Chris Updates

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I mean, the question is when he'll have to deal with a problem so big that all of his coping strategies are left powerless in the face of it.
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Never, probably. Worst comes to worst, and barb dies, he'll probably end up moving in with sockness or something.and if that happens, he'll still be living in fantasy world. Remember, Chris is a 40 something year old retarded dude who's been trolled constantly for the past 14? years. And he just keeps getting more delusional as time goes on.
 
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myiqis53 said:
Never, probably. Worst comes to worst, and barb dies, he'll probably end up moving in with sockness or something.and if that happens, he'll still be living in fantasy world. Remember, Chris is a 40 something year old retarded dude who's been trolled constantly for the past 14? years. And he just keeps getting more delusional as time goes on.
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Chris's reaction will as predictable as the change of seasons.

The second things get difficult and he can't get barb to handle it, he'll screech about it online and demand people give him money and solve his problems for him while metaphorically standing on barb's casket. I'm also predicting a great surge of troll's remorse and chris getting a tidal wave of sympathy money. Of course chris being chris, will expect this cash to be a regular thing like his tug boat and remind everyone of how barb's gone, disgusting everyone with his constant e-begging on twitter and in video form.

Of course, the house's mortgage and taxes guarantee chris won't own the house and car for very long. I'm almost certain some white knight or troll will try to adopt chris and try to help him in exchange for getting some tardrage on film. This will last a month or two before they realize how ungrateful and parasitic chris is, especially when chris starts putting his crap-caked pants in their laundry basket and tries to spoon with them in bed.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Chris's reaction will as predictable as the change of seasons.

The second things get difficult and he can't get barb to handle it, he'll screech about it online and demand people give him money and solve his problems for him while metaphorically standing on barb's casket. I'm also predicting a great surge of troll's remorse and chris getting a tidal wave of sympathy money. Of course chris being chris, will expect this cash to be a regular thing like his tug boat and remind everyone of how barb's gone, disgusting everyone with his constant e-begging on twitter and in video form.

Of course, the house's mortgage and taxes guarantee chris won't own the house and car for very long. I'm almost certain some white knight or troll will try to adopt chris and try to help him in exchange for getting some tardrage on film. This will last a month or two before they realize how ungrateful and parasitic chris is, especially when chris starts putting his crap-caked pants in their laundry basket and tries to spoon with them in bed.
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I figured if he got taken in, it would be because of his tardbux.
 
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I figured if he got taken in, it would be because of his tardbux.
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Eh, could be. a white knight could try taking a portion of his tugboat to get him a new car or pay bills but I don't see any amount of money being worth having a greasy, shit stained, adult baby wandering around my house. Maybe if the person takes all the tugboat he'd try to keep chris content with some vidya but the loss of the toy hoard will be a shock to chris. He'll try to rebuild his toy hoard and attempt to turn the house into the fetid dung-cave that is 14 branchcourt lane. when he's told no, chris will tantrum because he's not used to being told no. Then it becomes a test of will, and chris will continue to shit his pants and be a foul little shit.

Long story short: I don't see anyone housing chris for very long. I mean imagine leaving him alone in your home while you go to work for a day.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Eh, could be. a white knight could try taking a portion of his tugboat to get him a new car or pay bills but I don't see any amount of money being worth having a greasy, shit stained, adult baby wandering around my house. Maybe if the person takes all the tugboat he'd try to keep chris content with some vidya but the loss of the toy hoard will be a shock to chris. He'll try to rebuild his toy hoard and attempt to turn the house into the fetid dung-cave that is 14 branchcourt lane. when he's told no, chris will tantrum because he's not used to being told no. Then it becomes a test of will, and chris will continue to shit his pants and be a foul little shit.

Long story short: I don't see anyone housing chris for very long. I mean imagine leaving him alone in your home while you go to work for a day.
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If he ends up with sockness, neither of them will have to work, since they both get tisim toonies. But I see what you're saying.
 
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I don't understand why anyone believes Chris is going to bunk up with Sockmess. For one thing, Chris doesn't like him. For another, they live on opposite sides of the country from each other, and Chris has only left Virginia a handful of times in his life. Virginia is all he knows.

Most likely scenario is Chris goes into deep denial and escapism when Barb dies. He refuses to ever handle problems like an adult, choosing instead to bury his head in the sand until it either goes away or someone else takes care of it. He will lock himself away in 14BC until the bank has had enough with nasty letters and phone calls trying to get him to pay the mortgage/reverse mortgage. They inform the local police or county sheriffs office that the property is theirs and Chris is illegally inhabiting the house. The police/sheriffs deputies come to the house and inform Chris he must leave. Chris will likely throw a massive tard fit and get himself arrested again for criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, and possibly assaulting a police officer. While Chris is in jail the bank comes in to clear out the hoard, either taking anything valuable to auction off to recoup some of the debt, or moving everything into storage that Chris will be on the hook for. When Chris finally gets released from jail he will be unable to pay back the fees on his storage unit(s) because his TardBux payments will have been frozen while he was incarcerated, so the storage company will have one of those "Storage Wars" type auctions and Chris loses all his toys and video games. No one will be willing to let Chris come live with them. Not trolls, not white knights, not Cole, not his half-siblings on Bob's side. Why would they want to invite someone into their life that is guaranteed to cause nothing but problems and stress while offering nothing positive in return? Would you invite Chris to live with you? And on the impossible chance that someone DID try to give Chris a place to live, he would find himself getting kicked out very quickly. This kind of thing happens all the time to people like Chris who have a mental disability and were never raised to be responsible for themselves, and then their elderly parents die and they have no one else to care for them.
 
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The Dude said:
I don't understand why anyone believes Chris is going to bunk up with Sockmess. For one thing, Chris doesn't like him. For another, they live on opposite sides of the country from each other, and Chris has only left Virginia a handful of times in his life. Virginia is all he knows.

Most likely scenario is Chris goes into deep denial and escapism when Barb dies. He refuses to ever handle problems like an adult, choosing instead to bury his head in the sand until it either goes away or someone else takes care of it. He will lock himself away in 14BC until the bank has had enough with nasty letters and phone calls trying to get him to pay the mortgage/reverse mortgage. They inform the local police or county sheriffs office that the property is theirs and Chris is illegally inhabiting the house. The police/sheriffs deputies come to the house and inform Chris he must leave. Chris will likely throw a massive tard fit and get himself arrested again for criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, and possibly assaulting a police officer. While Chris is in jail the bank comes in to clear out the hoard, either taking anything valuable to auction off to recoup some of the debt, or moving everything into storage that Chris will be on the hook for. When Chris finally gets released from jail he will be unable to pay back the fees on his storage unit(s) because his TardBux payments will have been frozen while he was incarcerated, so the storage company will have one of those "Storage Wars" type auctions and Chris loses all his toys and video games. No one will be willing to let Chris come live with them. Not trolls, not white knights, not Cole, not his half-siblings on Bob's side. Why would they want to invite someone into their life that is guaranteed to cause nothing but problems and stress while offering nothing positive in return? Would you invite Chris to live with you? And on the impossible chance that someone DID try to give Chris a place to live, he would find himself getting kicked out very quickly. This kind of thing happens all the time to people like Chris who have a mental disability and were never raised to be responsible for themselves, and then their elderly parents die and they have no one else to care for them.
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So his fate is sealed. He'll end up homeless
 
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The Dude said:
I don't understand why anyone believes Chris is going to bunk up with Sockmess. For one thing, Chris doesn't like him. For another, they live on opposite sides of the country from each other, and Chris has only left Virginia a handful of times in his life. Virginia is all he knows.

Most likely scenario is Chris goes into deep denial and escapism when Barb dies. He refuses to ever handle problems like an adult, choosing instead to bury his head in the sand until it either goes away or someone else takes care of it. He will lock himself away in 14BC until the bank has had enough with nasty letters and phone calls trying to get him to pay the mortgage/reverse mortgage. They inform the local police or county sheriffs office that the property is theirs and Chris is illegally inhabiting the house. The police/sheriffs deputies come to the house and inform Chris he must leave. Chris will likely throw a massive tard fit and get himself arrested again for criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, and possibly assaulting a police officer. While Chris is in jail the bank comes in to clear out the hoard, either taking anything valuable to auction off to recoup some of the debt, or moving everything into storage that Chris will be on the hook for. When Chris finally gets released from jail he will be unable to pay back the fees on his storage unit(s) because his TardBux payments will have been frozen while he was incarcerated, so the storage company will have one of those "Storage Wars" type auctions and Chris loses all his toys and video games. No one will be willing to let Chris come live with them. Not trolls, not white knights, not Cole, not his half-siblings on Bob's side. Why would they want to invite someone into their life that is guaranteed to cause nothing but problems and stress while offering nothing positive in return? Would you invite Chris to live with you? And on the impossible chance that someone DID try to give Chris a place to live, he would find himself getting kicked out very quickly. This kind of thing happens all the time to people like Chris who have a mental disability and were never raised to be responsible for themselves, and then their elderly parents die and they have no one else to care for them.
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Chris will die an early death
 
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There will be at least one or two future DStecks who will help him out disproportionately in some vain hope of becoming part of 'christory' and taking on a gatekeeper role to gloat about.
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If he's not as dumb as we think and hasn't spiraled into complete insanity by that point, it's possible some people might coddle him and assist him in finding a cheap place to rent out with his tard bux, but I have no idea how long that would even last for nor would he even be capable of handling adult responsibilities almost entirely on his own.
 
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