Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris knows he can get more pity points on the holidays. It's awfully weird timing with that tweet and the episode.

Probably another aspect is property tax, it blows a $600 hole in their already shaky budget around end of November/beginning of December.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Probably another aspect is property tax, it blows a $600 hole in their already shaky budget around end of November/beginning of December.

Still, though, he's better off saving and paying for it, as opposed to spending like crazy. And Chris still thinks he'll live in 14 BLC. Better option is to cut off the middleman and just move out.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

... they somehow look worse than the ones Chris made.

The issue here is pretty much this

I feel like the issue here is where the old medallion, for as shitty and autistic as it was, still had some sort of charm to it, due to being made by a literal manchild, and it sort of became memorable and iconic for how bad it was.

These are just some ween's attempt at making a quick buck off of Chris's infamy. They lack soul, they lack that certain autistic quality that was synonymous with Classic Chris. And they represent parts of what Chris has become nowadays, what with the "goddess blessings" and constant attempts of weens to reenact the "Classic Sagas".

But I like to expand on the point of weens doing it for a quick buck because with the classic Medallion Chris actually tried his best and that was the best he can do so Chris was putting his all into it, the weens are just imitating what was bad and assume that because it's Chris Chan it has to make money

 

[naught sock account 1]

The issue here is pretty much this


But I like to expand on the point of weens doing it for a quick buck because with the classic Medallion Chris actually tried his best and that was the best he can do so Chris was putting his all into it, the weens are just imitating what was bad and assume that because it's Chris Chan it has to make money

they're so innept and naive, no wonder chris partnered with them.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

the weens are just imitating what was bad and assume that because it's Chris Chan it has to make money

To be fair, they've made 129 sales so far, for $3,225 in revenue. And it's only been two days since Chris advertised their shop.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris truly is that little kid who wants to wake up on Christmas with a pile of toys under his tree because that's how it goes in movies and tv. Only he's nearly 40 and instead of being spoiled by his parents with gifts he wants his "fans" to provide him his Christmas stash.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Probably another aspect is property tax, it blows a $600 hole in their already shaky budget around end of November/beginning of December.

As I've said, anyone who donates to CWC so he can pay his property taxes when he receives $1200 from the government every month is just wasting their money and enabling his delusions.

 

[Retarded INTP]

To be fair, they've made 129 sales so far, for $3,225 in revenue. And it's only been two days since Chris advertised their shop.

I"m impressed. The product is retarded (but not in a good way like the OG medallion) and shitty looking (but not in a good way like the OG medallion) to the point where we should actually get paid to acquire it, yet, Predator or whatever is their fucking name is making good money out of it. Hell, if one or several random whales send money to Chris for Christmas/HeLp To KeEp ThE BaNk AcCoUnT aFLoAT and if Pradtetor deliver on their promise and send a chunk of their profit to Chris, our precious and gracious goddess of baldness may have a better Christmas than the average Joe. Ain't that cute and well deserved.

 

[A Grey Cat]

"Breath it In"

breath what in? The horrible stench? or The fumes of his autism like musTARD gas? I'm honestly surprised/disappointed weens didn't start spamming his streams with that saying or trust women after that sticker on a binder showing it made the rounds.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Wait. If the Praetor (or whatever) guys are doing all the work, why would they send a cut of the profits for Chris?
Are they insane or something?

 

[Chan Fan]

Wait. If the Praetor (or whatever) guys are doing all the work, why would they send a cut of the profits for Chris?
Are they insane or something?

Don't try to understand it. It's all just a bunch of retardism

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Wait. If the Praetor (or whatever) guys are doing all the work, why would they send a cut of the profits for Chris?
Are they insane or something?

Either because
1) they buy into the whole ”Christine [sic] is an autistic transwoman who needs help and protection from the Farms” shtick, or
2) they don't want to deal with Chris complaining or accidentally calling them out for putting his name on shit without his say-so.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Wait. If the Praetor (or whatever) guys are doing all the work, why would they send a cut of the profits for Chris?
Are they insane or something?

They're paying for Chris's endorsement and advertising. Without that they couldn't make their high sales figures.

 

[Shabobus]

They're paying for Chris's endorsement and advertising. Without that they couldn't make their high sales figures.

Looks like Chris should have stayed a marketing major after all.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

Andrew Blaze? He knows about Randy Stair the Danny Phantom ghost girl-obsessed supermarket shooter?

Come to think of it... Would Chris even like Danny Phantom? But the bigger question is, Would Randy even like Sonic or Sonichu? One can only think.

 

[Bogliacci]

Start a countdown for when the ween etsy store gets taken down, they're just obviously trolling with the burnt medallions being called "Wakanda Sonichus"

edit: also note they've added on the already trollsome snark editor's note by saying they were crafted in a VA homeless shelter sweatshop, too

 

[judge claude frollo]

Wakanda Sonchus. I can't even react.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Wakanda Sonchus. I can't even react.

ikr? just when i thought black panther couldn't get any more autistic

 

[Tikbalang]

Start a countdown for when the ween etsy store gets taken down, they're just obviously trolling with the burnt medallions being called "Wakanda Sonichus"

edit: also note they've added on the already trollsome snark editor's note by saying they were crafted in a VA homeless shelter sweatshop, too

Chris hasn't read it, has he?

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Chris hasn't read it, has he?

Doubt it, I'm not exactly sure how he'd react. They should just say these medals came from the marvel universe because of da merge to prevent Chris from chimping out if he does.