Containment Random Chris Updates

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

the part about zap hogs gave me laugh. Specifically teh part where chris acts like the zap-hogs guy is mistreating his characters for giving him flaws and obstacles to overcome.

Chris: "You mean you're not going to make your characters flawless, perfect, and stupidly overpowerful, and not write them as being your obedient little automatons? you're just as bad as hitler!"

 

[Tikbalang]

the part about zap hogs gave me laugh. Specifically teh part where chris acts like the zap-hogs guy is mistreating his characters for giving him flaws and obstacles to overcome.

Chris: "You mean you're not going to make your characters flawless, perfect, and stupidly overpowerful, and not write them as being your obedient little automatons? you're just as bad as hitler!"

People like Chris thinks hedgehogs are a sega-made fictional species, bipedal, and wear shoes and gloves. Not that small animal with spikes, can be mistaken for porcupines.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

People like Chris thinks hedgehogs are a sega-made fictional species, bipedal, and wear shoes and gloves. Not that small animal with spikes, can be mistaken for porcupines.

People like chris bawl and call Square when they find out Aeris dies in FF7 and demand they bring her back to life.

Chris actually tried to imply this other guy's creations level up and get more powerful, and this guy's like 'no, I want them to have a journey rather than be needlessly OP' and chris screeches that zap-hog guy is undermining his fictional character's potential. Chris is implying that he genuinely believes that other writers and artists who don't start their characters off as powerful as they can get are akin to animal abusers.

This just goes against everything I know about crafting a story.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

The golden standard for lolcow-dom should be the ability to pee in the floor like an animal to entertain imbeciles, and still being arrogant enough to ignore that and talk down to people on social media.

The average person would be contemplating suicide after being caught peeing on a doggy mat, but not Chris. He is incapable of shame.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Why does Chris roleplaying as Sonichu need to learn Blender for if he actually believes he's a god?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

The uncut version of The Create Unknown's interview with Chris was uploaded to their channel - this version includes video whereas the original was audio-only. Also has a bit at the beginning and end that were cut in editing.

He's shown demonstrating his telekinesis again at the 21:25 mark (fidget cube falling out of his hand).

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

As far as I'm aware of the current state of his fantasy realm in the "lore", he used to. Current Chris deeply regrets it, and depicted himself kicking Classic Chris in the balls in one of his drawings for being behind this kind of shit. Still, as long as Chris Chan is the main deity of your existence, your reality can be considered fucked and dystopian indeed.

Did this change happen after the Tomgirl Saga?

Learning 3d modeling is hard, I guess. "Learning to improve the mod" could mean anything
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Chris thinks that zap-hogs are pokemans and not some fictional species. A god being can't handle criticisms and mentions putin
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Chris made a comeback, but still butthurt
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Neckwear?
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Butthurt
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Smug Chris
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Calling out on Chris's BS is a wrong logic according to him
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Pickles and Asperchu
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Pickle candy?

That strikes me as a ween's gift.

Chris apologized for stealing and shall learn to make his own assets
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So he's apologised for stealing the concepts in his comics from Nintendo, South Park, Sega and many more organisations and people?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Chris thinks that zap-hogs are pokemans and not some fictional species. A god being can't handle criticisms and mentions putin
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“In other words, you’re purposefully undermining them? That’s about as bad as what Putin does to the Russians?”

I swear to god my sides are in orbit after reading that especially with the context being about arguing over fictional electric hedgehogs.

 

[troon patrol]

Latest tweets from Chris:


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Total BS from Chris as usuual, you just have to call Chris fat lazy or a manchild and he spergs out hard.

 

[ogmudbone]

The uncut version of The Create Unknown's interview with Chris was uploaded to their channel - this version includes video whereas the original was audio-only. Also has a bit at the beginning and end that were cut in editing.

He's shown demonstrating his telekinesis again at the 21:25 mark (fidget cube falling out of his hand).

The fuck is wrong with his eyes in that thumbnail?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

"And yes, I did use telekinesis to push this dice off my hardly moving fingers."

 

[Tikbalang]

"And yes, I did use telekinesis to push this dice off my hardly moving fingers."

In the Randi challenge, the condition will be no physical contact on the object.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

“In other words, you’re purposefully undermining them? That’s about as bad as what Putin does to the Russians?”

I swear to god my sides are in orbit after reading that especially with the context being about arguing over fictional electric hedgehogs.

So from whom Chris suddenly acquired an opinion on Putin's inner policies? Considering the fact that Chris doesn't have a single opinion he came up with on his own, I highly doubt he concluded it through research.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

So from whom Chris suddenly acquired an opinion on Putin's inner policies? Considering the fact that Chris doesn't have a single opinion he came up with on his own, I highly doubt he concluded it through research.

Chris probably only had opinions on Putin based on watching the news and hearing about Putin's alleged connection to Trump

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Chris probably only had opinions on Putin based on watching the news and hearing about Putin's alleged connection to Trump

Did he really follow what Trump did in detail?

The impression I got from the CWCki was that he gave up following Pmurt after he realised feverently hoping for his death had no effect.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Did he really follow what Trump did in detail?

The impression I got from the CWCki was that he gave up following Pmurt after he realised feverently hoping for his death had no effect.

He probably got his information from South Park or Animaniacs reboot

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

He probably got his information from South Park or Animaniacs reboot

This is the man who gets his theology from Family Guy, so it wouldn't surprise me.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

Animaniacs reboot

This is probably where he's got info about Russia and Putin too, for that matter.

 

[deadson]

The fuck is wrong with his eyes in that thumbnail?

It's the 'tism shinning through, tho I'm sure that's not the only thing wrong (fucking hell that smile does nothing to flatter him, only serves to just his cheekbones out till he looks like a fucking puppet).

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

the part about zap hogs gave me laugh. Specifically teh part where chris acts like the zap-hogs guy is mistreating his characters for giving him flaws and obstacles to overcome.

Chris: "You mean you're not going to make your characters flawless, perfect, and stupidly overpowerful, and not write them as being your obedient little automatons? you're just as bad as hitler!"

People like chris bawl and call Square when they find out Aeris dies in FF7 and demand they bring her back to life.

Chris actually tried to imply this other guy's creations level up and get more powerful, and this guy's like 'no, I want them to have a journey rather than be needlessly OP' and chris screeches that zap-hog guy is undermining his fictional character's potential. Chris is implying that he genuinely believes that other writers and artists who don't start their characters off as powerful as they can get are akin to animal abusers.

This just goes against everything I know about crafting a story.

Well, Chris is an autistic introvert. He’s a tard in all sense of the word.

A good writer has to practice their skills. Coming up with a good idea takes time and effort. Chris wouldn’t know anything about hard work.

A good writer knows how to entertain their crowd and keep them wanting more. But guys like Chris suck at writing because all their stories are all about them and their selfish fantasies.

I’ve seen plenty of autistic people on fanfiction.net, who’re just like Chris with their stories. They write terrible crossover stories with overpowered OCs, disgusting fetishes and autistic worldview. Or sometimes they self-insert themselves into their favorite canon characters.