Containment Random Chris Updates

Tikbalang said:
His greatest tsssf card is the goal card where he has to fuck his alternative versions or himself.
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And he made his own mother into a card and her ability is to "steal" a boyfriend from another ship.

I love how that sounds like something the idea guys would have Chris make (it's more or less a reference to the fact that barb was a total whore in her salad days) yet it's not. The idea guys were gone by the time Chris got into tsssf and he made that card all on his own.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
And he made his own mother into a card and her ability is to "steal" a boyfriend from another ship.

I love how that sounds like something the idea guys would have Chris make (it's more or less a reference to the fact that barb was a total whore in her salad days) yet it's not. The idea guys were gone by the time Chris got into tsssf and he made that card all on his own.
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Wouldn't be too shocking if Chris thinks it's OK to steal someone's partner away from another person if you REALLY believe that you're meant to be with that person (since Chris believes in fate), or that you're better for that person and will love them more than whoever you're trying to steal them away from. His mother likely said similar things to Chris as justification for being a selfish slut who stole her own sister's husband away. It's much easier than actually trying to tell the truth to her mush-brained perpetual seven year old.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
And he made his own mother into a card and her ability is to "steal" a boyfriend from another ship.

I love how that sounds like something the idea guys would have Chris make (it's more or less a reference to the fact that barb was a total whore in her salad days) yet it's not. The idea guys were gone by the time Chris got into tsssf and he made that card all on his own.
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Talk about art imitating life. I want to say Chris was subconsciously aware of Barb's whorery, but I'd just be over thinking it.

The Dude said:
Wouldn't be too shocking if Chris thinks it's OK to steal someone's partner away from another person if you REALLY believe that you're meant to be with that person (since Chris believes in fate), or that you're better for that person and will love them more than whoever you're trying to steal them away from. His mother likely said similar things to Chris as justification for being a selfish slut who stole her own sister's husband away. It's much easier than actually trying to tell the truth to her mush-brained perpetual seven year old.
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That and she was willing to steal her neighbor's dog and claim "finder's keepers."
 
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I guess Chris forgot about the time he tried to trick Kacey into believing he was her boyfriend or the whole Lovely Weather comic arc.
 
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Tikbalang said:
Sonic the Hedgehog. I think it's a fad
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No, that is not true. Sanic's video game franchise was released by Sega mostly starring himself. The series began almost 30 years ago in 1991 with the release of the first game on the Sega Mega Drive and Sega Genesis (Chris owned the latter, I think). An eight-bit variant was also released for the Master System and Game Gear formats (which isn't a part of the Gem Collection for GameCube, but could be hidden somewhere in Sanic DX or something from what I have recalled life-wise).
 
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Tonberry said:
Easily one of Chris's greatest delusions is the fact he thinks he can go for more than a day or two without dumping whatever random thoughts he has on twitter anymore.
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Maybe it'll turn into BLARMS 2.0, where he'll start loitering around stores taking down any displays featuring G5 merch. I've been kinda wanting Chris to have some more IRL escapades. He was able to take a break from the internet before, so I'm not entirely doubtful that he can't do it again.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Maybe it'll turn into BLARMS 2.0, where he'll start loitering around stores taking down any displays featuring G5 merch. I've been kinda wanting Chris to have some more IRL escapades. He was able to take a break from the internet before, so I'm not entirely doubtful that he can't do it again.
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LMAO Imagine a 7 year old girl watching a grown ass man rip the wings off of a display pony at a Walmart
 
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