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That is if anyone is ever informed of her death. It's terrifyingly likely that Chris will just ignore her death (because he copes it away by saying that she's in CWCville now with Bob or something) and let her rot away in the living room until someone notices her corpse in the background of a video.

People get Chris' survivalist impulses and self-preservation skills mixed up. Chris can't plan ahead for shit, but if he's hungry, he's not going to pretend he isn't hungry. When he gets chased by security, he doesn't just shut down and pretend it's not happening, he fucking books it. Barb is most likely going to die in a hospital, but if she does die in the house, of course Chris is going to kick into survival mode and, you know, call 911. It's not that hard, he doesn't have to drag her corpse to the hospital, literally just call for help. Chris loves asking for help, it's what he's done his whole life. Chris loves ignoring reality, but he knows Barb helps him ignore reality more, and so he's not going to ignore the situation if she becomes unresponsive (for more than a few hours, maybe. I don't deny that for a few hours he might just go "huh she sure is sleepy!")
 
I thought MKR was trans, chris doesn't want any unclit other than his own.
Miss Cherry was trans, MKR (to my knowledge) isn’t. Miss Cherry charged over $1K on his mom’s credit card to get into Chris’s circle and he literally told him no.

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That is if anyone is ever informed of her death. It's terrifyingly likely that Chris will just ignore her death (because he copes it away by saying that she's in CWCville now with Bob or something) and let her rot away in the living room until someone notices her corpse in the background of a video.
Honestly, this is the real possibility. Someone else dealt with the details when his dad died, so, he wrote him into CWCville. I think the only way anyone will know what’s happened, is by a news report. “It all started when a neighbor reported a worse than normal smell coming from the Chandler house.”
 
MKR Never truly cared, She just wanted to shoehorn in her own shit into Chris' imaginary world. The Idea Guys set a dangerous precedent.
It seems pretty much inevitable at this point, all the zoomers are just getting into Chris thanks to the Geno documentary series and Chris looks like he'll go from one group of teen girls to another given the chance and happily ignore the obvious warning signs because he'd rather live in denial about them not being trolls.

I don't think Chris is blameless in this either though since all he has to do is not hang around with people less than half his age which is going to become increasingly creepy if he continues with this trend.

I'd love to hear the excuses they tell their parents if they find out they're hanging out with a near 40 year old man watching movies.
 
Miss Cherry was trans, MKR (to my knowledge) isn’t. Miss Cherry charged over $1K on her mom’s credit card to get into Chris’s circle and he literally told her no.
Never would have expected to turn down free money. Unless he thought it was a trolling attempt.
 
Probably a combination of the feeling that Chris is 'our' special founding cow (thus the nickname OPL, Our Pet Lolcow) and the prevailing (but maybe unproven) feeling that Chis is much funnier when he's left to fuck up on his own then when he's pushed to do something stupid, along with a bit of Troll's Remorse from the old guard who were actually around and involved with trolling Chris from the early days. For example, I am sure Bluespike feels ashamed as fuck of what he did to Chris back when he was barely even a teenager.

Alongside of this, the average age of users of the Farms is aging right alongside Chris-Chan, and for grownups it's kind of pathetic planning to push a middle-aged autist into doing stupid pet tricks.

All these factors (plus many more I am sure) combine to a community-wide acceptance of the idea that Cows in general and Chris in particular should be watched and archived but not manipulated by Kiwis.

I can definitely see the logic in that. I'll check my faggot privilege in the future and watch the damage unfold as is
 
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So despite claiming to be married to Magi-Chan and Mewtwo, being 100% invested in the merge fulfilling his every desire, and being a Goddess on top of all that... he’s still holding on to his dream of getting some china (without paying for it anyway).

If Chris finally got that boyfriend-free girl or a pity fuck I guarantee he’d drop the merge bullshit and the tranny shtick. All it takes is for one hot girl to tell him they’d suck him off if he went back to classic Chris and he’d jump on that ship faster than Sonichu zaps to the extreme.

I though the HRT permanently fucked ur junk up so that ship has sailed.
 
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Even without the HRT, the stuff Chris has done to his body probably makes him incapable of doing the do.

off the top of my head, he's been wearing a BDSM cup that's crushed his penis and balls against his body. Combine that with hormone drugs and gel, poor diet, and general laziness. Before that, his duck was notoriously bent, looking like a big toe that had caught on a door frame. Seriously, in all my research as a prawnhub PHD professor I have never seen a willy with a knuckle. Then throw in a knife wound and piercing to the gooch, wearing panties which are not ergonomically designed for dudes, and we're left with a eunuch.

Sometimes I wonder if Christian's low effort pursuit of the love quest was down to experiencing sex as a male, and then finding it extremely exhausting. For ladies, the option of impersonating a starfish and lying there is open, but to men, you're expected to at least put a shift in, if you're expecting a repeat performance. Allegedly one, or two collisions with a prostitute, and he gave up. Assuming these events happened, he put his libido aside, and treated it as an accomplished task. Maybe he found the sex painful, uncomfortable, or barren when with a woman only using her sex in a mercenary fashion. Or maybe he did the math and thought prostitute money garnered less pleasure than transformers and pokemon money. Rather than find something new, exciting, and stimulating, he abandoned the quest, aside from trying to become a prostitute himself, and get women to pay him for his 'tribbing'

I've heard it theorized that Chris might find it painful, because during the smash mouth video he's grunting or crying. By that point he'd done irreparable harm to his gnarled growth. Maybe this is why he tries to focus on scissoring. Or maybe, just maybe, a part of him realized the only thing that plans on fucking him... is life.
 
if Christian's low effort pursuit of the love quest was down to experiencing sex as a male
I would think this too. According to him, Chris' experience with Mia Hamm was the greatest thing to him. He maybe lying about the details, but he was adamant that he would not die as a virgin (with rage).
 
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