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Abarefiller said:
I still can't over his title being "The OC of OCs", with his type being "Special Princess". Bonus points for having a skill that's basically "I can copy anything on the board, including things that can't be copied".
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All of his custom cards involve incredibly synergistic, layered effects that allow him to pull off damaging combos with only one or two cards. He’s so bad at TCGs and strategy that he pretty much just wants a deck full of cards that say “I win”.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
All of his custom cards involve incredibly synergistic, layered effects that allow him to pull off damaging combos with only one or two cards. He’s so bad at TCGs and strategy that he pretty much just wants a deck full of cards that say “I win”.
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I'm surprised Chris even knows what synergy is, considering he used to play Level Ups in Yugioh, and all his decks were notoriously poorly build and unbalanced.

Looking at his costum Yugioh cards, they range from useless shit like 1600 attack vanilla monsters, to 3500 attack beat sticks that can summon themselves from the deck when a card is destroyed, and other ways to easily cheat out monsters from the deck with 0 cost (important to note that none of his card's have the "This card cannot be Special Summoned or Set. This card cannot be Special Summoned except-" text). His cards have no synergy with one another, most of them just revolve around increasing attack/defense points, debuffing the opponents monsters, and taking control of the opponet's monsters. I know 2004 Yugioh wasn't exactly the combo city it is today, but Chris' cards are the laziest "Big Monster has big attack" shit ever. Interesting to note is that every Rosechu has lower stats compared to the Sonichus, but lack any sort of effects that warrant running them even on casual decks.
 
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The Fool said:
I'm pretty confident that was a tantrum and he was fishing for pity. "Oh, look at the poor defenseless chris-chan, lets let him stay :( "
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He was carrying a cardboard Sonichu stand around that you can see facing down besides him in the photos.

I bet he went fetal, then thought "Oh, wait!", and got up with a completely straight face (or some cartoony overexagerated pout) to put the Sonichu face down ("You weep too, buddy!") before going fetal again.

Cedric_Eff said:
I have no clue what Chris is saying. Also what does Animal Crossing have to do with Hamilton?
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He is such a manbaby that he can't finish a sentence without inserting some kind of childish cartoon bullshit. Almost literally at this point.
 
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Chris once again angry at fanwork

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Chris talking about some movie

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AnOminous said:
Yeah and I wish we'd go back to that more heterosexual subject.
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look man I'm sorry I find it fascinating his dick looks like Quasimodo's stunt double


Morning in Cwcville, the city awakes
To the bellend of Christian Chan
The Jerkcop arrests, the Sonichu rapes
To the bellend of Christian Chan

When he cries JULAY as loud as the thunder
Or when he slaps his mom with a palm
And some say the merge is
The semen splurge of
The bellend of Christian Chan
 
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Alex Krycek said:
Make a video about it instead of tweeting. This shit is boring.
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Like come on you think the impending g5 would get him to make another video to Hasbro but goddamn this is so boring. I actually want praetor or sockness or someone to come back and do something to rile him up enough to make a video.

But alas unless he finds something to stream like a fan fic reading or series akin to red vs blue, or praetor offers another sermon Chris isn't gonna be on YouTube for a while
 
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