Containment Random Chris Updates

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Apparently MKR got tired of white-knighting Chris after that taser incident that she temporarily stayed out of Twitter. It's a probability that MKR will ignore this one.
 
Oh boy so much to unpack with these

Um, Chris, Sega and Nintendo don't give a flying bollock about you. Did the Miyamoto Saga teach you nothing?...

...oh, who am I trying to fool, this is Pristine Christine the Uber-Goddess. Of course Sega and Nintendo wait eagerly and anxiously on every word that falls from those fat, smug, greasy lips.
Pretty much, Sega was practically asking for people to flood that tweet with sonichu crap whenever they ask for fan art. And of course Chris's ego knows no limits so he's still demanding they talk to him about making a sonichu game.

And speaking of mutilmedia companies that don't give a duck what lardass thinks, he can tweet and tweet cancel g5 already all he wants but like Gwenth Paltrow after accepting a drink from Harvey wienstien he can beg and plead for it to stop all he wants but it's gonna happen no matter what.
 
Humans are incapable of making imaginations. Every story written is a documentary.
That’s basically Chris’s whole reason for his continued belief in the merge, he can’t seem to grasp that daydreams aren’t real, that everyone has them and it doesn’t make them psychically connected to another universe.
I think he is just hiding behind the bisexual label just so he can score some virtue signaling points with his orbiters.
I dunno, he’s had a thing for tomboys for a while so I wouldn’t be surprised if by bi he means as well as regular women he’s also into women who identify as male, as long as they’re still very feminine without any operations done.

I really doubt that he’s into men or even other trans women like himself.
 
Apparently MKR got tired of white-knighting Chris after that taser incident that she temporarily stayed out of Twitter. It's a probability that MKR will ignore this one.
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Well, I was wrong. MKRNightVee took notice of Chris's tweet about dancing Decepticons. She had come back on Twitter after that exile stemming from the taser incident.
 
Soooooo like a majority of the population born 13 years or so after he was?
The main reason I don’t think it’s virtue signalling is because if Chris was able to understand social nuances to even that basic level and then use that knowledge to manipulate people then he would be smart enough to not fall for 99% of the things he does.
 
I think it's probably two things: HRT genuinely making him a little gay, and wanting to be into dudes because women won't touch him and he's lonely.
Sockness is in to Chris. Chris blew his chance to bone him.
 
I think it's probably two things: HRT genuinely making him a little gay, and wanting to be into dudes because women won't touch him and he's lonely.
I disagree. Pickles will always disgust him. He probably is still influenced by the Idea Guys and refuses to give up being in the poly relationship with magi Chan because its already stuck in his head and he’s resistant to change. And maybe he would fuck a FTM who still looks feminine like someone else said. But a real life man? Hard pass for Chris.
 
Um, Chris, Sega and Nintendo don't give a flying bollock about you. Did the Miyamoto Saga teach you nothing?...

...oh, who am I trying to fool, this is Pristine Christine the Uber-Goddess. Of course Sega and Nintendo wait eagerly and anxiously on every word that falls from those fat, smug, greasy lips.
B-but imagine the benefits for Sega if they make Sonichu stuff! They could make... uh... hundreds of dollars worlwide!!

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Well, I was wrong. MKRNightVee took notice of Chris's tweet about dancing Decepticons. She had come back on Twitter after that exile stemming from the taser incident.
So much for her fucking off.

It takes a special brand of retard to willingly associate with Chris and then taking years to realize he can't be wrangled and that he doesn't really care about anybody else but him.

It takes genuine brain damage to actually end coming back.
 
That’s basically Chris’s whole reason for his continued belief in the merge, he can’t seem to grasp that daydreams aren’t real, that everyone has them and it doesn’t make them psychically connected to another universe.
He took those from his dreams at night. The problem is that the cold reality hit when Bob died and Chris swore that the grim reaper in his dream said that Bob would live up to or pass 2015. But then Chris kept on claiming that dreams were real thanks to the idea guys.

Protagonist/antagonist is a matter of perspective, something Chris simplistic mind is incapable of.

Pretty much everything is black hat/white hat with Chris. despite of what Sonic Sez about stranger danger, I bet you Chris would have gone with someone who offered ice cream from a windowless van. Hell, him being trolled in the pass 10 years is a good indicator of protagonist/antagonist. Chris was just to dumb to know the difference time and time again.
 
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