Containment Random Chris Updates

Learn from Kely, Chris. The basic human female anatomy.
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Is Chris as Sonichu naked most of the time?
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Nothing to say other than Chris drew something. That Homer though...
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Lol hes going to bring shitty book covers of a book likely no one there fucking owns, and hes going to hand them out only if they can prove they own them. I know he has Simp ween soy guzzlers that coddle him, but I have a feeling he won't be getting many inquiries or cares about his shit book. Also his last post in the chain makes it seem like it's a job for him to read that fucking book and having to fulfill these awful drawings hes making is getting in the way.
 

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Lol hes going to bring shitty book covers of a book likely no one there fucking owns, and hes going to hand them out only if they can prove they own them. I know he has Simp ween soy guzzlers that coddle him, but I have a feeling he won't be getting many inquiries or cares about his shit book. Also his last post in the chain makes it seem like it's a job for him to read that fucking book and having to fulfill these awful drawings hes making is getting in the way.
So he still hasn't finished reading the book. Lol.
 
Lol hes going to bring shitty book covers of a book likely no one there fucking owns, and hes going to hand them out only if they can prove they own them. I know he has Simp ween soy guzzlers that coddle him, but I have a feeling he won't be getting many inquiries or cares about his shit book. Also his last post in the chain makes it seem like it's a job for him to read that fucking book and having to fulfill these awful drawings hes making is getting in the way.
It's nice to see Chris still believes in a big gulp to get them juices flowin'. Just in this photo, you can tell all Chris thinks about is himself and food. I hope the estate of Worhol finds out about this. It doesn't seem to be public domain.
 
Well, well! Someone combined Sonichu with some Aztec mythology.

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Ah yes, skinning and wearing a Sonichu is sacriligeous, but body swapping with Sonichu and forcing him to live almost a year in an unhealthy, obese and filthy body while you go prancing around in fantasy land isn't.
Also Jesus fucking Chris. "Woahly fuck on a pike and call it macaroni and murder"? Really? It feels like he has a stroke every time he tweets like this.
 
Ah yes, skinning and wearing a Sonichu is sacriligeous, but body swapping with Sonichu and forcing him to live almost a year in an unhealthy, obese and filthy body while you go prancing around in fantasy land isn't.
Also Jesus fucking Chris. "Woahly fuck on a pike and call it macaroni and murder"? Really? It feels like he has a stroke every time he tweets like this.
The portmanteau 'woahly' really bugs me for some reason.
 
Chris: preaches veganism when it's about killing Sonichu for their flesh
Also Chris: I like to eat duck but don't let Scrooge McDuck sees it.
I guess that's something Chris hasn't really considered, if he's in a cartoon universe where most animals are sentient then where does the burger places get their meat from?
 
I guess that's something Chris hasn't really considered, if he's in a cartoon universe where most animals are sentient then where does the burger places get their meat from?
I'm not gonna tell, Chris has to spark his braincells to figure that out.

All fecal matter turn it into a meat patty
 
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Chris is turning into almost the classic 80s religious snake-oil salesman. Bundling his oh-so-spiritual tarot readings (lol We Are The World card) alongside blatant adverts/shilling for energy drinks.

So he still hasn't finished reading the book. Lol.
Of course he hasn't. Trying to imagine Sonic as Andy Warhol, Rouge as Valerie Solanas, and Mighty as Lou Reed takes some colossal effort from that clockwork mouse of his.

(Also: five or so commissions a day? Usually one hastily-scrawled piece of crap? He used to claim that a whole comic page took him an hour or so. He should be able to knock these commissions off in a couple of hours a day max. So very tiring.)
 
Chris is turning into almost the classic 80s religious snake-oil salesman. Bundling his oh-so-spiritual tarot readings (lol We Are The World card) alongside blatant adverts/shilling for energy drinks


I think he gets this from his non stop binge watching of YouTube retards. In his retarded brain it's normal to shill out products and he believes that the sanitized pre-written copys that are provided to the shills on YouTube to sperg about in their videos are actual unpaid endorsements.

Part of the reason he's so fat right now is his non stop guzzling of this garbage too, he probably drinks in a day more calories than normal people eat. He wouldn't need to guzzle a billion energy drinks if he didn't eat garbage, watch cartoons, and shit his pants. But it's Chris, he walked on a treadmill for like 20 minutes once so he thinks he's healthy. I can't wait to see him squeezed into this nightmare cardboard and tinfoil cosplay. I hope he wears it to the airport.
 
Recently, Chris draws three cards instead of one.
I can't believe Chris added Pot of Greed to his Tarot deck.
I think he gets this from his non stop binge watching of YouTube retards. In his retarded brain it's normal to shill out products and he believes that the sanitized pre-written copys that are provided to the shills on YouTube to sperg about in their videos are actual unpaid endorsements.

Part of the reason he's so fat right now is his non stop guzzling of this garbage too, he probably drinks in a day more calories than normal people eat. He wouldn't need to guzzle a billion energy drinks if he didn't eat garbage, watch cartoons, and shit his pants. But it's Chris, he walked on a treadmill for like 20 minutes once so he thinks he's healthy. I can't wait to see him squeezed into this nightmare cardboard and tinfoil cosplay. I hope he wears it to the airport.
I feel like Chris not having a proper idea of how fat he actually is actually leads to him not being careful with what he eats. After all, why would Chris need to bother with exercise and eating properly if in his delusional mind he's a setsy and fit 20-something year old woman? I'm also looking forward to what the cosplay with bring. Either Chris will never get it made, or he will look like a fucking retard at the convention.
 
I feel like Chris not having a proper idea of how fat he actually is actually leads to him not being careful with what he eats. After all, why would Chris need to bother with exercise and eating properly if in his delusional mind he's a setsy and fit 20-something year old woman? I'm also looking forward to what the cosplay with bring. Either Chris will never get it made, or he will look like a fucking retard at the convention.
He's always thought he was in shape and skinny. He has always denied being fat except for a handful of very short lived moments of clarity. But yea, he's very deluded, and he's getting older. His health will start being a problem sooner than later.

According to his tweets he has a majority of the cosplay, I hope some retard gets the job done and I hope someone takes pictures of his bloated malnourished muscle lacking pale blob of a body squeezed into the gayest retarded outfit that anyone could want to wear unironically. I hope he wears it the entire time like the last time he went to a horse fucker party in cosplay. Imagining normal people not only having to mentally process his odor, his collection of toys and hoard of dollar store jewelry but watching him squeeze down the aisle of a 747 with his toddler bookbag and retard costume... is hilarious to me.
 
That's not even. Season 1 Homer, it's Season -10 Homer.
Rapist Homer with a mustache more like it lol!

He's always thought he was in shape and skinny. He has always denied being fat except for a handful of very short lived moments of clarity. But yea, he's very deluded, and he's getting older. His health will start being a problem sooner than later.

He probably has some undiagnosed conditions already, fatty liver and gut problems are a given.
 
He probably has some undiagnosed conditions already, fatty liver and gut problems are a given.
HTN, elevated triglycerides, elevated cholesterol, elevated fasting glucose, hypogonadism, male pattern baldness, visceral obesity, hemorrhoids, mental retardation, autism, hypotonia, vision problems.
 
Well, well! Someone combined Sonichu with some Aztec mythology.

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Chris it’s fucking art. If someone drew a picture of Alex Krycek being shot in the head (and that did happen on the show) I’d just laugh about it. Who fucking cares if someone drew a picture or wrote some fiction about your favorite characters dying? I’m a devout Orthodox Christian and I still listen to Gwar and Lamb of God.
 
The thing is, a little bit of imagination, and he could just 'rationalise' it as someone dressed up in a Sonichu costume, not necessarily a pelt. But you also need to remember that Sonichu is his son. His brutalised, possessed-against-his-will, butt-raped-by-his-own-creator son. Chris will happily subject him to all sorts of degradation, brutality, and indignity, but - hey! - he loves him. Remember how Chris reeeeed autistically when a proto-troll at school joked about how Sonic was dead?
 
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