Containment Random Chris Updates

[CrimsonAcid]

Here's a Chris shoutout I found on Youtube. One of the donors reposted it on their youtube channel.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wish someone would commission something that's actually interesting like Chris flirting with Aaron Hernandez while they both make tight end jokes, and then Chris going onto retcon Aaron Hernandez one of his lovers on C197.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Well, well! Someone combined Sonichu with some Aztec mythology.

This is a very interesting interaction because it shows that Chris is still just as entertainingly insane as he ever was but the internet landscape he exists in has just changed and made everything more dull. Chris looks at what is basically the most sincere kind fan art of his creation he could ever hope for and processes it as a desecration of his actual son's corpse. That thought process is absolute grade-A lolcow milk but in 2021 all that becomes of it is a single tweet.

It is fun to imagine this happening in person at ponycon instead of on twitter though. Some orbiter spends hours making a costume with ironic-but-kindhearted intentions and tries to get a picture with Chris only for things to immediately go south

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It is fun to imagine this happening in person at ponycon instead of on twitter though. Some orbiter spends hours making a costume with ironic-but-kindhearted intentions and tries to get a picture with Chris only for things to immediately go south

Or for someone to dress as Sonichu, and then to stage his death.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Or for someone to dress as Sonichu, and then to stage his death.

That's not quite as fun to picture for me because that would be entirely intentional trolling. It's just a ween pulling a lame prank. There's still a lot of comedy in a grown man believing someone's cosplay is his imaginary friend come to life, but the irony of an essentially legitimate fan doing a sonichu inspired costume and being pepper sprayed or something is unbeatable.

 

[Dimensional Merge Expert]

Here's a Chris shoutout I found on Youtube. One of the donors reposted it on their youtube channel.

Imagine paying for this and displaying it proudly

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Here's a Chris shoutout I found on Youtube. One of the donors reposted it on their youtube channel.

I just realized this nigga wearing an actual dog collar with pet tag now.

Imagine paying money for a retard to screech your name.


I hope more people draw dead sonichus.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Here's a Chris shoutout I found on Youtube. One of the donors reposted it on their youtube channel.

Do I need to take drugs to make sense of this?

 

[Alex Krycek]

Or for someone to dress as Sonichu, and then to stage his death.

I would pay money to see this.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I just realized this nigga wearing an actual dog collar with pet tag now.

Does Chris not like to breathe through his windpipe? How many neck accessories is this guy going to put on until his face turns blue?

 

[Pathogenic Solution]

Here's a Chris shoutout I found on Youtube. One of the donors reposted it on their youtube channel.

Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Does Chris not like to breathe through his windpipe? How many neck accessories is this guy going to put on until his face turns blue?

I wouldn't be surprised if he was wearing it for some autistic troon reason like compressing and/or hiding his Adam's apple, or just straight degenerate furry accessory. I feel horrible for the people at the airport behind him in line at TSA. It's going to take him 8 billion years to pull out all the relevant shit from his luggage and remove the roughly 20 lbs of jewelry and accessories.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Not forgetting the Crayola fuckin' Model Magic from his butt.

 

[deadson]

Not forgetting the Crayola fuckin' Model Magic from his butt.

Speaking of which...

Chris's stupid habit of demanding stupid shit from huge companies rears it's ugly head again.

 

[Chinese LeBron James]

Speaking of which...

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How dare Crayola not uphold their standards for the sake of all the professional artists who rely on their children's markers to deliver quality products? Shameful display.

 

[Dimensional Merge Expert]

How dare Crayola not uphold their standards for the sake of all the professional artists who rely on their children's markers to deliver quality products? Shameful display.

This x100. He literally is the embodiment of embarrassing cringe on every community he partakes in. He flat out calls himself a professional artist then proceeds to say he uses Crayola for all his illustrations.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Speaking of which...

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Chris's stupid habit of demanding stupid shit from huge companies rears it's ugly head again.

This is the same guy who thinks he has a right to a woman's body by sheer virtue of putting on a fucking skirt.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Recently, Chris draws three cards instead of one.
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"You'll get through the day", gee, so I won't spontaneously explode, thanks Chris.

He mentions caffeine but doesn't mention coffee, which it tells me that he was still traumatized about the coffee machine (and his stupidity) that burned his house down.

Just give him time, and he will somehow burn down the house with an energy drink.

 

[Tikbalang]

Who fucking cares if someone drew a picture or wrote some fiction about your favorite characters dying?

Anything that's drawn, written or imagined, happens and exists somewhere in the multiverse.

Speaking of which...
[Crayola Fucking Marker Magic]
Chris's stupid habit of demanding stupid shit from huge companies rears it's ugly head again.

Here's the alternative: iPad, a stylus, and a free drawing app. Chris spent his stimulus for a reason, so he should make use of it.

Just give him time, and he will somehow burn down the house with an energy drink.

Firefighter 1: A corpse of an old woman, nine cats and three dogs. All burned to crisp.
Firefighter 2: And few of our men are injured. And Jeff? I don't know how am I gonna tell this to his wife.
Firefighter 1: So what causes the fire?
Firefighter 2: That jackass right there spilled a drink at the electric outlet. This feels familiar...

 

[A Grey Cat]

I wouldn't be surprised if he was wearing it for some autistic troon reason like compressing and/or hiding his Adam's apple, or just straight degenerate furry accessory. I feel horrible for the people at the airport behind him in line at TSA. It's going to take him 8 billion years to pull out all the relevant shit from his luggage and remove the roughly 20 lbs of jewelry and accessories.

the gofund raised 4000, people where saying a train would cost too much but the California zephyr cost at least 340 for the full 50 miles (yes i know the zephyr leaves from Chicago) so really the train or hell even a greyhound bus is plausible.

I can't help but wonder if boss insisted on sticking with having Chris fly BECASUE he'll be such a burden to everyone at the airport and potentially chimp out from sensory overload when the plane takes off/lands. and even if he doesn't he's still a fat, sweaty, smelly, manchild troon crammed in a flying sardine can with no venelation for several hours.