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I really, REALLY hope Chris' horrendous superhero (more like superZERO, amirite?) costume "successfully" gets made and that Chris is at least honest enough about his sizing that he can wear it. Getting to see Chris bumblefuck around in public dressed in that abortion, smugly thinking he looks like hot shit while everyone around him is laughing at him...it would really be an experience. Really one for the history books.

I already voiced my thoughts about Snoopy passing away in the dedicated thread, but I will say this: Rest in peace Snoopy. You deserved much better.
 
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This costume got me hyped for the first time about this excursion. I'm even afraid of going outside now, can't afford a kafkaesque death as someone tips over their plant vase in my head from their balcony and I'll be dead without witnessing this marvelous consoomer Megazord.
 
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In his head: I'm gonna wear this and no one or shame will stop me.
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Mr Sister said:
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edit: just realized null already revealed this this morning. can be discussed here https://kiwifarms.net/threads/snoopy-has-died.95170/
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“I’m not a bad pet owner! The reason I didn’t take him for walks more often was that his leg had been fucked up since he was puppy, because he broke it while playing on one of our many piles of garbage!”

God damn you suck Chris.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
He's already started calling her that.
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Thats like something out of a horror movie: mentally ill son foretells his mother's impending death and through grooming her to become a character in his comic book fantasy land after she finally succumbs to dementia after years of wasting away in the hoard.

Kind of edgy but I would be genuinely terrified if I were Barb with the whole "you're next" kind of vibe and all.
 
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Chinese LeBron James said:
Thats like something out of a horror movie: mentally ill son foretells his mother's impending death and through grooming her to become a character in his comic book fantasy land after she finally succumbs to dementia after years of wasting away in the hoard.

Kind of edgy but I would be genuinely terrified if I were Barb with the whole "you're next" kind of vibe and all.
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Psycho: the next generation
 
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Long sperg about Angelica Rosechu and Asian Knuckles.
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  • Bananasaurus died. That means it's possible to escape from his hell.
  • The two had sex and used a condom. Either Asian Knuckles or Angelica told Chris about it or in CWCville, there's no such thing as privacy.
 
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Long sperg about Angelica Rosechu and Asian Knuckles.
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  • Bananasaurus died. That means it's possible to escape from his hell.
  • The two had sex and used a condom. Either Asian Knuckles or Angelica told Chris about it or in CWCville, there's no such thing as privacy.
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Well, looks like Chris had an easy time mourning the death of Snoopy. I guess when your negligence is responsible for the deaths of so many pets like the Chandlers, you get over the loss of your animal companions pretty quickly.
 
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Tikbalang said:
Long sperg about Angelica Rosechu and Asian Knuckles.
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  • Bananasaurus died. That means it's possible to escape from his hell.
  • The two had sex and used a condom. Either Asian Knuckles or Angelica told Chris about it or in CWCville, there's no such thing as privacy.
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Chris ever the master storyteller with his tell don’t show technique.
 
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Chris ever the master storyteller with his tell don’t show technique.
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Considering the story as it's laid out there, we may have dodged a bullet. Although I really would have loved to have seen them breaking up over punchy's complete inability to compromise over watching slice of life anime. I feel like Chris may have been pulling from personal experience on that one.
 
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