"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[MMX]

Phil's had a few people on his friends list in the past with 40k names and he hasn't clocked them because names like Term E Gaunt fly over his head so much they have to get flight clearance from NASA.

Come on Jean Stealer was the best

He's not even noticed ons of his friends list their employment as "kiwi farm archivist"

 

[Ravenor]

Come on Jean Stealer was the best

He's not even noticed ons of his friends list their employment as "kiwi farm archivist"

I forgot about that one

Also I havent noticed that one but it just goes to show unless Phil's reaching out with the begging bowl how little attention he pays to anyone he knows.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I forgot about that one

Also I havent noticed that one but it just goes to show unless Phil's reaching out with the begging bowl how little attention he pays to anyone he knows.

That whole Rat King subculture is basically like that. Too self-absorbed for anything more than the shallowest of friendships. Ironic, given how much they go on about being socially aware.

 

[Positron]

Part of me is curious though if he did play or get into 40k what faction he would chose, part of me wants to say Tau because they are the Weeb Space Commies phil would fanboy for or to be edgy he'd chose Emperors Children CSM's.

Is there a female-only race in 40k?

 

[Ravenor]

Is there a female-only race in 40k?

Nope, the closest you had where the sisters of battle (AKA Nuns with Gun's) but they had a codex once and it got nerfed for reasons nobody could really give a flying fuck about, and then you have the Sisters of Silence in the HH games just getting a Codex those people are Blanks / Null's and are legitimately terrifying but they haven't been part of the 40k time period.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil is aware that his whole life sucks that's why he identity hops so much he desperately wants to be anyone anyware else but himself - that's why cosplay and identity politics was such a dangerous thing for him, it was seriously addictive for him for a few hours a week to escape the reality of his suburban mentally challenged life and he loved it so it became a few times a wee, then a daily thing and then full time, combine that with the rise of the SJW hivemind and listen and believe culture he felt it was perfectly acceptable to join in as he feels that everybody feel's the same as he does and it granted him a air of legitimacy in doing so.

Yet he somehow fails to notice his life has done nothing but get shittier and shittier as he embraced insanely moronic identity politics.

All he had to do was not be a complete and utter asshole and he'd probably be still living with his mom. This wouldn't be great, but it would be a lot better than being yelled at and abused and probably eventually bitch slapped (if that hasn't happened already) by an abusive alcoholic and then end up homeless but for real this time.

 

[auroraboreanaz]

Hooo boy, strap in ladies and gentlemen. We've hit a new level of fucking stupid. A fucking content warning and soliciting support because another man was nice to him. Holy fucking Jesus H. Christ, this might actually be one of the most pathetic things I've seen or posted on here, and that includes Eden Belmont.

Fuck dude, some guy decided to be nice to the tard in the store, that's it. How does he honestly believe that interaction indicated in any way he was passing? Also who the fuck buys a flashlight to help find their flashlight? I'm sure this is coming across as a bit a-loggy but that's only because typing just doesn't convey the twelve minutes of laughter between seeing that post and putting it up here.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Fuck dude, some guy decided to be nice to the tard in the store, that's it. How does he honestly believe that interaction indicated in any way he was passing? Also who the fuck buys a flashlight to help find their flashlight? I'm sure this is coming across as a bit a-loggy but that's only because typing just doesn't convey the twelve minutes of laughter between seeing that post and putting it up here.

A guy started talking to another guy in a hardware store. Breaking news in Phil's world.

Though I wonder if the guy was another oddball Portland-er who actually asked about pronouns or whatever. I can see that being spun as "Oh wow, I so pass as a sexxay Latina" in Phil's mind.

 

[Positron]

That guy must have zero sense of smell. Or is totally imaginary.

 

[Ruin]

That guy must have zero sense of smell. Or is totally imaginary.

He didn't claim the cis dude assraped him this time?

Is Phil getting better?

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

My bet is on loss prevention. If they think you might shoplift something they are trained to engage, partially to get a better look at you, partially to discourage you.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Haha, "I wasn't raped today for once, please help"

 

[HickoryDickory]

Hooo boy, strap in ladies and gentlemen. We've hit a new level of fucking stupid. A fucking content warning and soliciting support because another man was nice to him. Holy fucking Jesus H. Christ, this might actually be one of the most pathetic things I've seen or posted on here, and that includes Eden Belmont.

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Fuck dude, some guy decided to be nice to the tard in the store, that's it. How does he honestly believe that interaction indicated in any way he was passing? Also who the fuck buys a flashlight to help find their flashlight? I'm sure this is coming across as a bit a-loggy but that's only because typing just doesn't convey the twelve minutes of laughter between seeing that post and putting it up here.

I will never not read it as fleshlight...

ADF must be changing tactics to see if he can get pity for imaginary good things happening...? I can definitely see security shadowing him tho. He sticks out like a sore thumb.

 

[Hyperion]

CN - cis male - exists

Pretty obvious that he's fishing for compliment and ass pats.

Also several ducats says that Phil will forget that the story was about a nice cis male and he'll start making threats

 

[DragoonSierra]

My Yodeling anus after 18 pint's and an iffy kebab.

sounds like you need a kebab removal

I was kind of surprised when he added a "Rogue One" frame to his profile pic back in January. It was over a month after the movie came out plus it felt more mainstream than he usually pretends to be. But it makes sense with what @MMX says.

Spoiler: Pic

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Probably only likes it because it has the word Rogue in it.

Hooo boy, strap in ladies and gentlemen. We've hit a new level of fucking stupid. A fucking content warning and soliciting support because another man was nice to him. Holy fucking Jesus H. Christ, this might actually be one of the most pathetic things I've seen or posted on here, and that includes Eden Belmont.

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Fuck dude, some guy decided to be nice to the tard in the store, that's it. How does he honestly believe that interaction indicated in any way he was passing? Also who the fuck buys a flashlight to help find their flashlight? I'm sure this is coming across as a bit a-loggy but that's only because typing just doesn't convey the twelve minutes of laughter between seeing that post and putting it up here.

If he was wearing the long sleeves then no wonder the guy didnt notice the visual aspect of Phils retardation

 

[4Macie]

What the fuck doesPhil have against farmers who own land?

My bet is on loss prevention. If they think you might shoplift something they are trained to engage, partially to get a better look at you, partially to discourage you.

This was my first thought (well after "this didn't happen"). Friend used to work at a hardware/farming tool store as loss prevention/door security and they were told a lot to talk to people they suspected were going to shoplift. Not only to get a good look at them but to actually see what they might be stealing (to help identify theft later).

Phil says he "passes" better but I bet the guy never said "miss" or any other female pronoun or could read his "evil trans" tattoo and put two and two together because he's not retarded.

I'm also thinking Phil will let his "guard down" around cis men so that he has a bigger load of asspats when he lies about getting molested again.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Phil says he "passes" better but I bet the guy never said "miss" or any other female pronoun or could read his "evil trans" tattoo and put two and two together because he's not exceptional.

Also because potatoes have no pronouns. I don't even know how Phil believes he passes for a woman from that photo when he couldn't even pass a physical.

I'm also thinking Phil will let his "guard down" around cis men so that he has a bigger load of asspats when he lies about getting molested again.

I personally think this is Phil's secret desire for cis-whitezilla rising to the top of his psyche.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

A rare public post. Fat boy got beef with Portland mayor Ted Wheeler. http://www.tedwheeler.com/

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Here's a "you caring" site I can get behind: https://secure.c-esystems.com/wheeler/donation.aspx

 

[Mogambo]

How does Phil know he was a cishet white dude and not a beautiful white passing PoC transwoman? Way to make assumptions you racist shitlord! Anyway, am I the only one amused that Phil has so little contact with other human beings that he needs to blog about it? I mean, seriously, this is probably just some guy trying to be nice and help an obviously retarded customer. That's not significant enough to post on your FB. Unless you're Phil apparently...

Also, when did he get that United Farm Workers flag? That would explain why he's been on a tear about whites in Australatrina owning all the farmland and why he's planning on getting the huelga bird tattoo.