Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

[Tragi-Chan]

It's still a thing, he's still sharing and commenting on that crap but it's kind of on the back burner for a few reasons
1: He can't find a way in, the people he's trying to impress actually protest and shit rather than post on Facebook
2: He's more into antifa right now
3: He's struggling to make it about himself
4: I think he has legit concerns regarding his tard bux and housing but "fuck my apartment I'm gonna go live in the forests" may be his get out excuse when this all goes tits up.

I seem to recall people suggesting that 1 and 3 would be problems for him. The troon crowd is much easier to get into because all you have to do is call yourself trans and continue to exist. Phil is very fond of the phrase "my existence is resistance," and it's quite apt, because it sums up the amount he's prepared to do for a cause.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

He'd have to wear a burka to do that.

Muslim Saga when?

 

[AnOminous]

I seem to recall people suggesting that 1 and 3 would be problems for him. The troon crowd is much easier to get into because all you have to do is call yourself trans and continue to exist. Phil is very fond of the phrase "my existence is resistance," and it's quite apt, because it sums up the amount he's prepared to do for a cause.

Well, except the "Spanish" he uses for it means something more like "my exist is resist."

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Well, except the "Spanish" he uses for it means something more like "my exist is resist."

We lay into Phil for not knowing much Spanish, but it is at least on a par with his English.

 

[ON 190]

fuck my apartment I'm gonna go live in the forests

I would watch "Phil of the Phorests" on Netflix in a heartbeat.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I would watch "Phil of the Phorests" on Netflix in a heartbeat.

See, this is the problem with being overthinky. I would subtitle your show "Survival of the Phattest," except "phat" has an existing meaning, which is basically the opposite... I know you feel me here.

 

[MMX]

I would watch "Phil of the Phorests" on Netflix in a heartbeat.

It wouldn't be much of a series unless episode 1 was "Phil plans the trip"
Episode 2-9 "Phil crowd funds his trip"
Episode 10-12 "Phil makes excuses not to do it"
Episode 13 " Why all trees are transphobic "


Personally I would like to see "Bill Nye explains phil then saves the world from him"

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I would watch "Phil of the Phorests" on Netflix in a heartbeat.

It would be like the Blair Witch Project, except with imagined Kiwi agents instead of the Witch. Or Phil staying in the tent for eight hours, staring at the map.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

If Chris actually does transition next February (highly unlikely, but whatever...) then that will be one more thing Chris does better than Phil.

The chimpout will be glorious.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I doubt either of them will successfully transition, but if one of them were to defy the will of God by breaking our expectations and actually go through with it successfully, I'd put my money on Chris being the one that actually gets it done.

As lazy as Chris is, he's nowhere near as bad as Phil, at least in terms of putting in effort (which is saying something considering how little effort Chris puts into anything).

Chris may suck at passing, but at least he can pass for a middle-aged homeless bag lady (at least from a distance, anyway), that's a hell of a lot more feminine than Phil can ever manage.

To be honest, I've not seen any pics of Phil even wearing feminine clothing since he stopped cosplaying as Sakura Haruno. He just dyes his hair pink and calls it a day.

With Phil's physique, lack of hygiene, and overall spud-like appearance, dyeing his hair pink doesn't make him look like a woman, but instead like an emo Nosferatu in a Vampire: The Masquerade game.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I doubt either of them will successfully transition, but if one of them were to defy the will of God by breaking our expectations and actually go through with it successfully, I'd put my money on Chris being the one that actually gets it done.

As lazy as Chris is, he's nowhere near as bad as Phil, at least in terms of putting in effort (which is saying something considering how little effort Chris puts into anything).

Chris may suck at passing, but at least he can pass for a middle-aged homeless bag lady (at least from a distance, anyway), that's a hell of a lot more feminine than Phil can ever manage.

To be honest, I've not seen any pics of Phil even wearing feminine clothing since he stopped cosplaying as Sakura Haruno. He just dyes his hair pink and calls it a day.

With Phil's physique, lack of hygiene, and overall spud-like appearance, dyeing his hair pink doesn't make him look like a woman, but instead like an emo Nosferatu in a Vampire: The Masquerade game.

I think in a weird way, it's Chris' ignorance that works in his favour here. He has no idea what kind of woman he wants to be. His understanding seems to be that as long as you're wearing female clothes, that's it. So he mostly just wears bog-standard stuff he finds in Goodwill. It's shapeless and unsexy, but so is he, and so the illusion is more successful.

Meanwhile, Phil wants to be this sexy punk chick. Unfortunately, when you apply the androgynous subverting-femininity look to a man, it just looks like, well, a man.

 

[Twrx]

I doubt either of them will successfully transition, but if one of them were to defy the will of God by breaking our expectations and actually go through with it successfully, I'd put my money on Chris being the one that actually gets it done.

As lazy as Chris is, he's nowhere near as bad as Phil, at least in terms of putting in effort (which is saying something considering how little effort Chris puts into anything).

Chris may suck at passing, but at least he can pass for a middle-aged homeless bag lady (at least from a distance, anyway), that's a hell of a lot more feminine than Phil can ever manage.

To be honest, I've not seen any pics of Phil even wearing feminine clothing since he stopped cosplaying as Sakura Haruno. He just dyes his hair pink and calls it a day.

With Phil's physique, lack of hygiene, and overall spud-like appearance, dyeing his hair pink doesn't make him look like a woman, but instead like an emo Nosferatu in a Vampire: The Masquerade game.

There's a few pictures of him in what he thinks is a skirt, but seems layered like a kilt.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Except kilts (modern ones that Phil could actually get his hands on) are only pleated at the back. Even the Utilikilt, male fashion scourge of the Pacific Northwest, follows this rule and has a flat front. I know, I know, I'll take my further fashion sperging to Beauty Parlour.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Who do you guys think is more autistic, Chris or Phil? I'd say Phil, because he posts his stupid fantasies to Facebook way more often.

 

[Guy Smiley]

Who do you guys think is more autistic, Chris or Phil? I'd say Phil, because he posts his stupid fantasies to Facebook way more often.

Phil. Chris at least *tries* to look like a woman. Phil does nothing and yet believes he's a feminine goddess.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Who do you guys think is more autistic, Chris or Phil? I'd say Phil, because he posts his stupid fantasies to Facebook way more often.

I think they're on a par. It's just that Chris is slightly more congenial and his interests are more mainstream. Sperging about Pokemon is marginally more tolerable than sperging about street lights.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Is the time a lie lives in ADF's cheese-addled mind proportional to how many asspats it gets? That is, the less asspats a lie gets, the quicker ADF forgets it?

 

[Ravenor]

Is the time a lie lives in ADF's cheese-addled mind proportional to how many asspats it gets? That is, the less asspats a lie gets, the quicker ADF forgets it?

Prity much, Phil tries out a lie or persona but if it doesn't have any instant positive reaction he'll drop it after trying to change it around the edges to make it work.

 

[derpi]

Has he even attempted to grow out his hair? Not that it would allow him to pass for a woman any way but it's literally no effort? Just stop getting it cut and let it grow. Brush it once a week and he'll have a ratty mane to match Chris'.
Maybe I'm missing something but every photo of him I've seen has either very short hair or no visible hair to begin with

 

[Taint'ed Love]

Has he even attempted to grow out his hair? Not that it would allow him to pass for a woman any way but it's literally no effort? Just stop getting it cut and let it grow. Brush it once a week and he'll have a ratty mane to match Chris'.
Maybe I'm missing something but every photo of him I've seen has either very short hair or no visible hair to begin with

But he has less hair then Chris, (I have a pic of the back of his head on my main computer I will post later.) He tryed to grow his hair out in the occupy days, but all he could manage to grow then was a mullet.
In his early transition pics he would wear cheap wigs but that's about it.

Tl;dr phill is really fucking bald.