Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

[derpi]

But he has less hair then Chris, (I have a pic of the back of his head on my main computer I will post later.) He tryed to grow his hair out in the occupy days, but all he could manage to grow then was a mullet.
In his early transition pics he would wear cheap wigs but that's about it.

Tl;dr phill is really fucking bald.

That is fabulous

 

[Melkor]

Moreso of a random thought than a question--or rather, just something Phil-related.

I actually had a very surreal, very vivid dream last night involving Phil.
I was back in high school and we were having a field trip, and Phil happened to be in my class. He was decked out in his tard gear and he was brooding in his seat on the bus.

I guess some altercation between him and another student happened because the next thing I knew I was watching as he was getting his shit kicked in. Then I guess the teacher got so fed up they literally hauled him off the bus and kicked him to the curb, and he physically regressed into a preschooler?

And then we drove off. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

 

[Taint'ed Love]

That is fabulous

Pics as promised:

Phil from 2009, hair is thinning at the front of his head:


Here is a video of Phil's baldness from 2011:

Phil's Epic mullet from 2012:


The back of Phil's head 2015:


Phil is even aware of his problem, here is a facebook post he made about it in 2015



And this is why in most of his pictures you see him wearing hats or scarfs around his head.


The funny thing is is that he could of avoided most if the baldness if he just took his fucking hormones. Hormones can prevent baldness but they cant fix it once it has already happened so its too late for him now to grow his hair back lol.

Edited to add video.

 

[Melkor]

Pics as promised:

Phill from 2009, hair is thinning at the front of his head:
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Here is a video of Phill's baldness from 2011:

Phill's Epic mullet from 2012:
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The back of Phill's head 2015:
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Phill is even aware of his problem, here is a facebook post he made about it in 2015
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And this is why in most of his pictures you see him wearing hats or scarfs around his head.


The funny thing is is that he could of avoided most if the baldness if he just took his fucking hormones. Hormones can prevent baldness but they cant fix it once it has already happened so its too late for him now to grow his hair back lol.

Edited to add video.

Is that.. a line of hair under his moobs?

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Damn, that derp face.

 

[Taint'ed Love]

Damn, that derp face.

If you look at that picture up close, look at his eye spacing its HUGE, also one eye looks lower then the other. I think theres more going on then just autism.....

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

If you look at that picture up close, look at his eye spacing its HUGE, also one eye looks lower then the other. I think theres more going on then just autism.....

Yeah, I wonder if he has something like fetal alcohol syndrome. A while back someone posted a pic where you could clearly see his ears and it matched the hallmarks of it. Man, I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a dick LOL.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Yeah, I wonder if he has something like fetal alcohol syndrome. A while back someone posted a pic where you could clearly see his ears and it matched the hallmarks of it. Man, I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a dick LOL.

It would explain a lot. I just looked the condition up on NHS.net and these symptoms particularly caught my eye:

• learning difficulties – such as problems with thinking, speech, social skills, timekeeping, maths or memory
• mood, attention or behavioural problems – such as autism-like behaviour or attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)

 

[nhocgreen]

I mean, you can't look at this photo and tell me there isn't anything wrong with his chromosomes. As a matter of fact I fully expect him to return to his primogenitors in the deep one day.

 

[Ravenor]

I've never been able to work out if that was a wig or a really bad haircut, at the time he was chopping and changing all the time.

 

[ScrewTheRules]

I've never been able to work out if that was a wig or a really bad haircut, at the time he was chopping and changing all the time.

I'm pretty sure that's a synthetic wig. If you look at how the light reflects on it at the front, you can see it has a different texture than human hair would.
If Phil were sensible he'd go to one of those black people hair stores you find anywhere you get actual black people and get himself a decent human hair wig that can actually be styled. But this is Phil.

 

[nhocgreen]

I've never been able to work out if that was a wig or a really bad haircut, at the time he was chopping and changing all the time.

It's his Sasuke getup.

 

[Taint'ed Love]

I'm pretty sure that's a synthetic wig. If you look at how the light reflects on it at the front, you can see it has a different texture than human hair would.
If Phil were sensible he'd go to one of those black people hair stores you find anywhere you get actual black people and get himself a decent human hair wig that can actually be styled. But this is Phil.

Phil is to stupid for human hair.


And here is the reasons why......

Spoiler

I don't think Phil is smart enough to care for a human hair wig though.

They take a lot of work and can get tangled easily, you also have to wash them more often depending on how much you wear them.
And you have to put oils in them (like Argan oil) to keep them from drying out, as the hair does not get the oils your natural hair does from your scalp.

I think human hair would of been out of Phil's price range, the cosply wigs he would by were between $10 and $20 on ebay.
human hair wigs typically start at $300 this will get you a basic lace front wig with non-remy hair (remy is the highest quality hair basically). however a good highend human hair wig can be up to $5k.
There are other things that factor into the price like cap construction and hair type and grade, for example cheaper to mid range human hair wigs will be made from Chinese or Indian hair, wile a high end wig will usually be made with European hair.

Another thing you have to take into account is yaki vs silky (or non-yaki), black people's natural hair is typically yaki so a lot of black people wigs are made with yaki hair to have that natural look for them.
White people don't grow yaki hair so they would have to go with silky (smooth) to get a more natural look.

Lace colour is also important as a darker lace wont blend in well on Phil's WHITE head. The type of lace also maters, ie: french lace is more scratchy and rough then swiss lace. But thats a whole other discussion for another day


Im going to stop sperging about wigs now.... If anyone has questions feel free to PM.

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EDIT: forgot to add this.

I've never been able to work out if that was a wig or a really bad haircut, at the time he was chopping and changing all the time.

The only way he could have natural hair that thick was if he had a hair transplant from his hairy Italian back. If his hair isn't a scraggily pile of crap assume its a wig.

 

[Lysistrata]

It would explain a lot. I just looked the condition up on NHS.net and these symptoms particularly caught my eye:

• learning difficulties – such as problems with thinking, speech, social skills, timekeeping, maths or memory
• mood, attention or behavioural problems – such as autism-like behaviour or attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)

Also, movement and coordination problems. I'm pretty sure someone once described his gait as "shambling around like an agitated zombie".

 

[Rollo]

Also, movement and coordination problems. I'm pretty sure someone once described his gait as "shambling around like an agitated zombie".

I've always wondered how often people from KF encounter Phil in public, anytime I've asked my friends who roam downtown Portland they usually can't pinpoint which guy with the odd tattoos wearing a helmet I'm talking about because I guess there must be a few.

That being said carrying around all the dumb tactical shit he does has to give him the gait of an overweight security guard.

 

[Ravenor]

That being said carrying around all the dumb tactical shit he does has to give him the gait of an overweight security guard.

No it's his fat that makes him look fat, the rest just add's up to little more than big boy cosplay.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Whatever happened with the apartment check? I know it didn't go well, but has or will anything come of it, or was he just told to clean his shit up and has been able to ignore it with no consequences?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What year did Phil start denying his name is Phil, and what year did he start thinking he was transgendered?

 

[Ravenor]

What year did Phil start denying his name is Phil, and what year did he start thinking he was transgendered?

The Philipe thing started in High School, the name hopping thing started around 06 /07 he got serious and changed it legally in 08.

 

[Ruin]

Whatever happened with the apartment check? I know it didn't go well, but has or will anything come of it, or was he just told to clean his shit up and has been able to ignore it with no consequences?

It definitely happened he wrote a bitchy status update about how traumatized he was that he had to put on a clean shirt for it.