Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

[Erubetie]

Yes.

I absolu-fucking-lutely love it when people answer ambiguous "either/or" questions with "Yes". It's a very Vorlon thing to do and I love it so much <3

So, does Phil still think that he's ever going to get surgery? Will he resort to back-alley doctors? No sane doctor would do it, so...

 

[tweaker the cat]

So, does Phil still think that he's ever going to get surgery? Will he resort to back-alley doctors? No sane doctor would do it, so...

I think he does. I think he's completely delusional and to him its his right to get the surgery.

 

[GetShrekt]

Can someone PLEASE explain to me why it is that in so many photos and videos, Phil has his hand over his mouth the entire time? We know his teeth are bad and there's just as many times where he's not covering his rat nibblers, so does anyone have an explanation or at least a theory?

 

[tweaker the cat]

Can someone PLEASE explain to me why it is that in so many photos and videos, Phil has his hand over his mouth the entire time? We know his teeth are bad and there's just as many times where he's not covering his rat nibblers, so does anyone have an explanation or at least a theory?

He's ashamed of them.

 

[Xarpho]

He's ashamed of them.

But Phil never brushes his teeth or whatever. A decent toothbrush and toothpaste isn't expensive.

 

[tweaker the cat]

But Phil never brushes his teeth or whatever. A decent toothbrush and toothpaste isn't expensive.

I meant he's ashamed of how big they are and how much they stick out.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I am utterly shocked he's capable of shame.

 

[Erubetie]

I meant he's ashamed of how big they are and how much they stick out.

Are they a part of the reason that Phil has the stupid " :> " smile that he has? I know that at least part of it is the 'tism.

 

[tweaker the cat]

Are they a part of the reason that Phil has the stupid " :> " smile that he has? I know that at least part of it is the 'tism.

Yeah I'd say the teeth are a large contributing factor.

 

[AnOminous]

Can someone PLEASE explain to me why it is that in so many photos and videos, Phil has his hand over his mouth the entire time? We know his teeth are bad and there's just as many times where he's not covering his rat nibblers, so does anyone have an explanation or at least a theory?

Wouldn't you cover your mouth if you looked like a naked mole-rat?

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

How much does Phil make from social services? (amount/timeframe... EX: 500 dollars/month)

In other words, how much money is Phil scamming out of the public coffers?

 

[moorhen]

Wouldn't you cover your mouth if you looked like a naked mole-rat?

This is offensive to mole rats

 

[Coldgrip]

Wouldn't you cover your mouth head if you looked like a naked mole-rat?

Ftfy.

I'm actually surprised he doesn't go around wearing a gimp mask considering his bondage fetish.

 

[Ravenor]

I meant he's ashamed of how big they are and how much they stick out.

He's also sure they make him look manly for some reason.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

Kylie Jenner's been declared a latina icon by Popsugar. If she can do it, Phil can do it.

 

[tweaker the cat]

How much does Phil make from social services?

I believe the figure was $700 something a month.

 

[Hyperion]

I believe the figure was $700 something a month.

We should probably sticky this since people constantly ask how much he makes.

 

[VLAD]

We should probably sticky this since people constantly ask how much he makes.

@Smutley could add it to the FAQ.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I believe the figure was $700 something a month.

If I remember correctly, OPL makes something like $1300 a month from his AutismBux. This is nearly twice what Phil gets. It is highly likely that Phil knows this and it chaps his ass something fierce. (As if Phil didn't have enough reasons to be jealous of Chris.)

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I figured that Phil covering his mouth was a lingering habit from weeaboo days (girls do that in animu) -- just like him referring to himself in 3rd person.

I guess Phil was picked on a lot for having beaver teeth?