Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

Also, according to that tumblr thing Phil posted that you capped, people can't enjoy other cultures or even learn other languages out of admiration? [/QUOTE]

This explains why he never learned Spanish. He doesn't want to appropriate a culture he's not from.
 
Well if that's the case then Phil had best stop mangling Spanish then. Because his words are a crime against the language of Don Quixote and his inability to use it means that he is outside that particular culture. Oh wait, he thinks he's Mexican (except when he's Puerto Rican) and thinks this type of behavior is kay.

He claims to be Puerto Rican, but all his fake Latin bullshit is Mexican, like his shitty sugar skull tattoo.
 
I wonder when Phil's blarms moment comes, when he gets arrested for an unprovoked assault on someone with a taser.

He's imitated pretty much everything else Chris-Chan does.

From what Phil showed in that awful comic, he doesn't even have a taser, he has a cheap knockoff 'stun gun'. All those things do is create a high voltage, very low amperage electrical arc that only causes a discomforting pain in the surface of the skin. The worst they do is feel like a wasp sting, but they hardly 'electrocute' people like Phil seems to think. They're also nothing like a taser, which is a copyrighted brand name and an acronym which actually stands for Thomas A. Swift's Electric Rifle, as the concept was inspired by the Tom Swift sci-fi novels of the early 20th century.

I don't mean to powerlevel, I just want to point out a taser and a 'stun gun' are two different things which have very little in common aside from using electrical impulses. Stun guns are considered pain compliance devices (similar to pepper spray or a police baton), meaning you cause superficial pain to someone and hope they stop doing whatever they're doing simply to avoid another infliction of pain, whereas a taser uses hypodermic metallic probes and electrical impulses that interrupt someone's nervous system.

The huge downside to a stun gun is that they never really work on someone who is determined to kick the shit out of you, they will just be slightly inconvenienced by the jolt. It's very obvious to me if someone was going to kick Phil's ass, a temporary shock from a stun gun is not going to make them stop, it would probably just piss them off more. Phil also probably won't be able to get a real taser, you need to activate them through the company's website and allow the company to run a background check on you before you can use it, plus all the taser products disperse a confetti of small paper dots with the taser's unique serial information printed on each dot, so anytime one is discharged, there are hundreds of pieces of proof laying around to tell police which taser was fired and they can immediately contact the company to find out who purchased and registered that specific taser.

Basically, if Phil ever gets an actual taser product and he uses it, he will have to be able to prove with 100% certainty that he was completely legally justified in using it against someone, because anything else is going to be a felony in most states. The reason I wanted to explain this in detail is because Phil has no fucking realistically idea of what a stun gun does or is capable of, he seems to think it turns him into Raiden from Mortal Kombat or something, but it is actually a very ineffectual weapon, it is going to be harder to use than a knife because it is shorter and causes less damage, it can easily be taken away from you and used against you, which, again, won't end up killing you, but if someone bigger is kicking your ass and hijacks your stun gun, they can basically just pin you down and endlessly torture you with it. It is, IMO, an extremely stupid idea for Phil to have a weapon like this, he has unrealistic views on what it does and he also has zero training in any form of self-defense.

tl;dr: Phil is a moron who buys and carries weapons he is not trained with, will become more of a liability with these weapons than anything else. Also he probably violates California state law on a daily basis with his knives and stun gun. If Phil ever shocks someone with his stun gun, the person he shocks will probably just turn around and knock him the fuck out. Ironically, Phil would be seen as the aggressor if this ever happened, the person knocking him out would be justified, and Phil would end up being arrested over it. I can't wait for this to inevitably happen.
 
How many times has Phil had his ass kicked again?

Was Occupy it? Because I can't imagine that's the case.
 
How many times has Phil had his ass kicked again?

Was Occupy it? Because I can't imagine that's the case.

I don't know of anything pre-Occupy. At college, there was a well-respected wall of "papa wolf" protecting Phil that he totally didn't deserve, and made sure to abuse at every opportunity. No one was going to mess with him through that. Tweaker? Post-Occupy?
 
actual and perceived social justice issues all the time to anyone who will listen to him?
Ugh, yes. You should see them on the bus. Or anytime they go into a drop in space where there is staff around they will essentially corner one of them and force them to listen to their bullshit until there's something else that needs the staffs attention. I always felt really bad witnessing this.

does ADF have an odd gait or way of carrying himself when walking?
I've mostly only ever seen them walking with their really heavy bag on. But I think it's done something to fuck up their posture, because
when they don't have their bag they still slouch as if they were wearing it.

Maybe he's wearing some sort of contraption to hide his nasty male bits
Does no one remember the cock cage? They posted about it on, I forget it was Facebook or Tumblr, few days ago.

Tweaker? Post-Occupy?

Other than the supposed sexual assaults, I don't know of anything.
 
Question for Tweaker- is there any truth to the rumor that ADF got blacklisted from using social services in Portland for lying about txir ar and trying to use resources that were reserved for younger people?
 
Question for Tweaker- is there any truth to the rumor that ADF got blacklisted from using social services in Portland for lying about txir ar and trying to use resources that were reserved for younger people?
Assuming you meant "their age". Anyway, the answer is sort of. There's a lgbt youth resource center that they got kicked out of cuz they were too old. And there's an art space for homeless youth they're not technically allowed back into.
 
Assuming you meant "their age". Anyway, the answer is sort of. There's a lgbt youth resource center that they got kicked out of cuz they were too old. And there's an art space for homeless youth they're not technically allowed back into.

Oh tweaker you tease, please tell us more
 
Oh tweaker you tease, please tell us more
There's really not much to it. Surprisingly, they didn't throw a fit when staff told them they're not allowed back. But the art space isn't as strict with their rules and they still visit occasionally to eat and trap staff into a conversation with their insanity.
 
Assuming you meant "their age". Anyway, the answer is sort of. There's a lgbt youth resource center that they got kicked out of cuz they were too old. And there's an art space for homeless youth they're not technically allowed back into.

I'm glad they protect youth from this sociopathic predator who has a history of sexually harassing minors.
 
drop in space
What's that?

"Stick to your own shit."
If everyone only "stuck to their own shit" and didn't copy other cultures out of admiration, there'd be no real cultural development at all. For example, there'd be no chess (Persia, India), no Mediterranean-style architecture and some subsequent Latin American architecture (Italy, Greece, Spain, the Moors), no animu (roots in American animation), and of course, no pizza for self-care (Italy - although in Phil's case, eating pizza pretty much is "sticking to one's own shit").
 
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Question for @Weeping With Pity
Did Phil excessively use Strawmen and ad hominem ("Republican!" "homophobe" "cis-scum") to "prove his point" before his downfall on deviantArt and his "yaoi-phase"? I mean, there must have been a point in his life where he didn't identify as homosexual yet to claim oppression-points (before oppression-points were even invented).
It makes me wonder how much an autistic kid can get ruined by exposure to internet communities.
 
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